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The Flood / Re: Which country should I move to?
« on: April 09, 2015, 06:14:34 PM »
19th century Germany.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone reading the Darth Vader comics?
« on: April 09, 2015, 07:39:44 AM »
I liked this issue much better than the last, but nonetheless, I do have some complaints.

What I liked:   
Aphra acknowledging Vader is a bad motherfucker who could, and would, kill her whenever he wanted to.
Now, on to my complaints.
   
The Geonosian Queen's droids, specifically them being emerging from eggs. It doesn't make sense. I don't get it. I don't mind the idea of the Queen seeing the droids as her children, having a sort of motherly instinct that has to be fulfilled by any means necessary. I don't mind the idea of the droid design being modified to appear more Geonosian. But the droid emerging from eggs? Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, it could use some clarification.

 Also, I'm not a fan of Vader jumping down onto the Geonosian queen's platform. This may seem like an odd complaint, but allow me to explain my reasoning.
 
 I've always seen Vader's cybernetic limbs as not particularly agile, explaining his slower movement and lack of agility in the OT. He compensates for this lack of agility by using his raw strength and height to make himself a defensive rock. This, in conjunction with his skill with the force, allows Vader to overcome his physical limitations.
   
Having Vader fall from a considerable height sort of undermines what makes Vader cool in my eyes. I don't like how the prequels and TCW basically make all force-users superpowered ninjas, and I don't want to see that happen to Vader. The EU made this mistake, having Vader do freaking flips, and jumping out of moving starships high above a planet's surface and landing on his feet. It doesn't fit Vader, and as previously stated, undermines what makes Vader cool. He doesn't need to perform feats of incredible agility. Now, Vader's jump in this issue isn't near as bad as the old EU examples I gave, but it is a step in the wrong direction in my opinion. If the height from which he jumped was decreased that would've been fine, but I don't want to consistently see Vader jumping 50 feet or something similar.

Honestly I'd always have figured Vader's cybernetics would have made him incredibly dangerous and capable of agility.

Look at Grievous.

Well having his legs and arm chopped off, as well as being burnt alive just severely cut his connection to the Force, so he can't jump around and shit.  Still, I like his slow and methodical pace.
The slow and methodical pace makes him cooler, and distinguishes him from other fictional villains, especially considering "super-fast and agile" characters are all the rage these days.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone reading the Darth Vader comics?
« on: April 09, 2015, 07:37:39 AM »
There are Gattling guns in the star wars universe?
No, it's just a laser cannon that looks very much like one, kind of like how every gun in the films is a modified weapon from WW2.
I guess they didn't feel the need to modify the design too much.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone reading the Darth Vader comics?
« on: April 09, 2015, 01:42:29 AM »
I liked this issue much better than the last, but nonetheless, I do have some complaints.

What I liked:   
Aphra acknowledging Vader is a bad motherfucker who could, and would, kill her whenever he wanted to.
Now, on to my complaints.
   
The Geonosian Queen's droids, specifically them being emerging from eggs. It doesn't make sense. I don't get it. I don't mind the idea of the Queen seeing the droids as her children, having a sort of motherly instinct that has to be fulfilled by any means necessary. I don't mind the idea of the droid design being modified to appear more Geonosian. But the droid emerging from eggs? Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, it could use some clarification.

 Also, I'm not a fan of Vader jumping down onto the Geonosian queen's platform. This may seem like an odd complaint, but allow me to explain my reasoning.
 
 I've always seen Vader's cybernetic limbs as not particularly agile, explaining his slower movement and lack of agility in the OT. He compensates for this lack of agility by using his raw strength and height to make himself a defensive rock. This, in conjunction with his skill with the force, allows Vader to overcome his physical limitations.
   
Having Vader fall from a considerable height sort of undermines what makes Vader cool in my eyes. I don't like how the prequels and TCW basically make all force-users superpowered ninjas, and I don't want to see that happen to Vader. The EU made this mistake, having Vader do freaking flips, and jumping out of moving starships high above a planet's surface and landing on his feet. It doesn't fit Vader, and as previously stated, undermines what makes Vader cool. He doesn't need to perform feats of incredible agility. Now, Vader's jump in this issue isn't near as bad as the old EU examples I gave, but it is a step in the wrong direction in my opinion. If the height from which he jumped was decreased that would've been fine, but I don't want to consistently see Vader jumping 50 feet or something similar.

Honestly I'd always have figured Vader's cybernetics would have made him incredibly dangerous and capable of agility.

Look at Grievous.
My argument is more so based around preserving the original trilogy feel. Having characters be super-agile has gotten to be quite generic at this point, I'd rather Darth Vader remain more slow and deliberate, whilst being immensely powerful.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone reading the Darth Vader comics?
« on: April 08, 2015, 10:56:45 PM »
 I liked this issue much better than the last, but nonetheless, I do have some complaints.

What I liked:   
Aphra acknowledging Vader is a bad motherfucker who could, and would, kill her whenever he wanted to.
Now, on to my complaints.
   
The Geonosian Queen's droids, specifically them being emerging from eggs. It doesn't make sense. I don't get it. I don't mind the idea of the Queen seeing the droids as her children, having a sort of motherly instinct that has to be fulfilled by any means necessary. I don't mind the idea of the droid design being modified to appear more Geonosian. But the droid emerging from eggs? Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, it could use some clarification.

 Also, I'm not a fan of Vader jumping down onto the Geonosian queen's platform. This may seem like an odd complaint, but allow me to explain my reasoning.
 
 I've always seen Vader's cybernetic limbs as not particularly agile, explaining his slower movement and lack of agility in the OT. He compensates for this lack of agility by using his raw strength and height to make himself a defensive rock. This, in conjunction with his skill with the force, allows Vader to overcome his physical limitations.
   
Having Vader fall from a considerable height sort of undermines what makes Vader cool in my eyes. I don't like how the prequels and TCW basically make all force-users superpowered ninjas, and I don't want to see that happen to Vader. The EU made this mistake, having Vader do freaking flips, and jumping out of moving starships high above a planet's surface and landing on his feet. It doesn't fit Vader, and as previously stated, undermines what makes Vader cool. He doesn't need to perform feats of incredible agility. Now, Vader's jump in this issue isn't near as bad as the old EU examples I gave, but it is a step in the wrong direction in my opinion. If the height from which he jumped was decreased that would've been fine, but I don't want to consistently see Vader jumping 50 feet or something similar.


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The Flood / Re: Anyone reading the Darth Vader comics?
« on: April 08, 2015, 10:49:16 PM »
I've been reading Star Wars and Darth Vader. Star Wars #3 was really good, and Darth Vader #1 and #2 were fantastic, but it's declined a bit since then. However, #4 was at least better than #3.

EDIT: Also have you not noticed that I've posted reviews of Star Wars and Darth Vader comics? Damn, I know my posts didn't receive a lot of attention but I figured that people would at least remember the reviews I posted, lol.

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The Flood / Re: What is this guy supposed to be?
« on: April 08, 2015, 09:58:33 PM »
Pretty sure he's supposed to be exterminated.

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The Flood / Re: What's your Subway Sub?
« on: April 07, 2015, 07:53:14 AM »
Italian Herb and cheese bread
No cheese
Ham, then have the sandwich toasted
Spinach
Lettuce
Black olives
Bell peppers
Cucumbers
Oregano
Olive oil

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The Flood / Re: Anyone hyped for Jurassic World?
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:59:05 PM »
>no animatronics

Nope.

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The Flood / Re: Yo... its Lando Calrissian's birthday
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:39:31 AM »
I don't care what you guys say about Lando "not being needed."

Most suave motherfucker in Star Wars.

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The Flood / Re: The StarWars Animation is Finished
« on: April 06, 2015, 09:57:49 AM »


Love of Empire... Conflicting with... Hatred.. Of... Anime...

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The Flood / Re: Childhood enhanced.
« on: April 05, 2015, 05:06:50 PM »
YouTube


My personal favorite.

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The Flood / Re: Best Forum Moment?
« on: April 05, 2015, 05:03:36 PM »
That one time when I nuked this forum's predecessor.
I put like 2 hours of work into those themes you fucker.
You gotta admit it was pretty fucking hilarious in retrospect though.

Yeah I really liked ProBoards but when we figured out it was you I wasn't even mad, masterful effort my friend.

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The Flood / Re: what you think certain users actually look like
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:44:28 PM »

DAMMIT PEOPLE
You need to chill. >.>
I can't do that until people state their mental image of me, if they haven't seen me.
Spoiler
I meant it jokingly :/

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The Flood / Re: what you think certain users actually look like
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:22:32 PM »
DAMMIT PEOPLE

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:18:37 PM »


Again. PM me her face.


Do. It.

I mean there is a 90% chance you would just post it anyway, I will post her face for all to see when she gives permission.
This is a small site and you can also keep it up for only 2 or 3 hours before deleting it.
Still I would rather have her be ok with it first. I'm seeing her tomorrow morning, y'all can wait.

Text her. Say "Hey,
Spoiler
It's a wonderful kind of day,
people are saying you look like the Asian people from The Phantom Menace, mind if I show them how stunning you are?".

It will work.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:06:40 PM »

Again. PM me her face.


Do. It.

I mean there is a 90% chance you would just post it anyway, I will post her face for all to see when she gives permission.

I promise I wouldn't. But until you do so I will assume she looks like this:


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The Flood / Re: THE REBELS HAVE TAKEN A COMMAND POST
« on: April 05, 2015, 12:56:35 PM »


FOR THE EMPIRE!

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The Flood / Re: If you don't think Emma Watson is hot,
« on: April 05, 2015, 11:50:38 AM »
I hate seeing explicit/racy photos of people I thought of as innocent in my mind.


Dammit OP. Dammit.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 11:41:10 AM »
Again. PM me her face.


Do. It.

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The Flood / Re: what you think certain users actually look like
« on: April 05, 2015, 11:37:21 AM »
Dammit what do people think I look like?

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The Flood / Re: A suggestion for improving the website: Donation runs
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:24:51 AM »
Guys, just give me money, and I'll pass it on to Cheat. Easy solution.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:17:49 AM »
OP, PM me prom date's face so I can determine if we should be impressed.

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The Flood / Re: Just a reminder
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:21:13 AM »

Post pics pussy
The askingness with my shitty handwriting and last name cut out

And my date with no face for obvious reasons


You can't just cut out her face, that's what counts. We need to see how pretty she is so we can decide whether to be impressed or not.

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The Flood / Re: what you think certain users actually look like
« on: April 05, 2015, 01:13:03 AM »
*cough*

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The Flood / Re: Awkward yearbook photos
« on: April 04, 2015, 10:36:23 PM »
Mine weren't awkward, just bad.
I didn't really care about having a hairstyle at the time.

Oh dear. I'm going to have to see this.

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The Flood / Re: Do you take orders better from a man or woman?
« on: April 04, 2015, 10:34:49 PM »
Gender doesn't matter. Intelligence, age, and experience do.

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The Flood / Re: Awkward yearbook photos
« on: April 04, 2015, 09:52:02 PM »
This kid knows how to live.

Spoiler




I sincerely hope he did that as a joke. Regardless, it's hilarious.

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The Flood / Awkward yearbook photos
« on: April 04, 2015, 08:25:26 PM »

Post them.

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The Flood / Re: Psy, I need your help!
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:26:23 PM »
*ahem*

I... Uhhh...

Spoiler
I listen to some Polish lady whisper on YouTube

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