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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 22, 2015, 02:33:52 PM »


Poor Anakin...
Don't refer to him by his bitch name.

Would Darth Vader technically be his bitch name though?
The Anakin we saw was a whiny, selfish, brooding, asshole. Yeah he was better in TCW but that's not enough tonerase the black mark of the Prequels.

Darth Vader, on the other hand, was a badass motherfucker.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 22, 2015, 02:27:39 PM »



Vader gonna tap dat ass.

My gosh please no. No.


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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 22, 2015, 02:26:41 PM »


Poor Anakin...
Don't refer to him by his bitch name.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:24:25 AM »


LOL, Star Wars #4 was awesome.

Can they ever stop making Vader so fucking cool?

The coolness shall never subside. At this point I believe Samuel L. Jackson's wallet in Pulp Fiction was just a description of Darth Vader.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 22, 2015, 08:35:29 AM »


LOL, Star Wars #4 was awesome.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 22, 2015, 12:31:48 AM »
did you ever reply to Turkey as to what new canon books are worth a go?

I did, I recommended Tarkin (unfortunately haven't read the others released thus far, planning to pick up Lords of The Sith though).

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 11:40:33 PM »
For a "Megathread" this  is severely lacking in content.

Define lack of content. On my end, as in the OP is lacking? Or there aren't too many replies? Because the latter is to be expected, seeing as there are still a few ongoing SW threads other than this one. When those die down, this thread will see more activity.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:36:59 PM »
Easily the worst thing Lucas has done.  Yes, that includes Jar Jar

YouTube


I don't see the issue (other than that video's shit audio quality). I prefer the older version, but the newer one doesn't have a negative effect on the scene or message it's getting across.

Also, Jar Jar wasn't that bad tho.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:26:51 PM »
http://www.starwars7news.com/2015/04/speculation-the-first-order-and-the-resistance.html
Speculation: The First Order and Resistance

Great article to read. Makes a comparison between the Empire and WWII Germany. I'm thinking the Rebels have the Empire on the ropes at Jakku and it's a pivotal battle. Planets that once thrived under the Empire start to fall economically much like Germany after WWI. Now with the First Order they have a fanatical leader and figure head named Kylo Ren. See the parallels? It's possible that the tides have turned and the Resistance (Rebels) are the underdogs again.

Also I really like this one rumor I've read about Jakku: Many Imperials survived the Star Destroyer crash, including the captain. Thirty years after RoTJ they have a settlement and encounter Rey. This is also the time The First Order shows up. The ex-Imperials hate the Empire for abandoning them and help Rey escape the planet just as Kylo Ren comes knocking with the Chrome Trooper. This is also around the same time Finn crashes his Tie Fighter on the surface.

Hey Gladiator, I'm not trying to be rude, but would you mind putting any rumors, etc. into spoiler brackets?

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 09:25:36 PM »
Are there any novels out right now, or just comics?

Canon novels out now are:
- A New Dawn (Leads into Star Wars Rebels)
- Tarkin ( A few years after III, but before A New Dawn)
- Heir to the Jedi (Between V and VI)

Upcoming Novels:
- Lords of the Sith in June (Vader and palpatine adventures)
- Dark Disciple in July (Ventress Arc in what would have been season 7 of The Clone Wars)

Awesome. Thanks for letting me be lazy. Have you read any of them? Are they worth reading?

I read Tarkin, and it was really good. Focused somewhat on the relationship between Tarkin and Vader.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 06:38:47 PM »
>Lando
THAT'S GONNA BE ONE GROOOOOOVY READING!

Unfortunately it's only a five issue mniseries, but I suppose one can only take so much pure, concentrated cool.

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lolwut? Ani vs Obi has plenty of emotion in it. Just because you didn't like it doesn't mean there isn't.

That's like saying you don't like the color blue, so blue doesn't exist.

Try harder next time.

What kind of emotion, aside from two grown ass men who get pussy at each other going into a duel...just because?

A reminder that we're talking about this guy:
YouTube

Big deal, he uses humor in his reviews. He's playing a character, you know...

I know, he's hilarious. But that's the point, he's there to rile people up; he's not the word of law on what is and isn't good film content.

Exactly.

The majority of his reviews consist of his dark humor and him comparing the three movies to other films that have nothing to do with, or even resemble the franchise in anyway. His actual points are made in segments 15 minutes apart from each other, to the point that he's used so much nonsense in between, it makes it seem like he's trying to form a constructive argument, when in reality it falls flat on it's face.

EDIT: Gonna get back to my thread about those reviews

You obviously never watched his reviews then if you believe this.

I've watched each of them around 10 times each, and am now slowly writing a review of his reviews.

You've obviously have either never seen the prequels or have had a progressive thought of your own if you use those reviews as an actual base for your argument.

I believe you said you were going to get your "review" up a few days ago.

Anyways, I have seen the prequels.   Yes they were cool to watch in terms of fights but otherwise I was fucking bored.  I was about 7 when Phantom Menace got released and I went to go see it, excitement literally oozing out of me.

90% of the movie had me almost fall asleep.

I just said I would make one. Never game a time frame, so I don't know where you're making that assumption.  And you sound like a kid with serious attention issues then.

Nah, more like the movie was boring.  Your defense of the prequels is fucking hilarious.

By that logic, anything that can't keep an autistic 7 year old's attention is boring.
Dude, every fucking kid in the world at the time those movies came out couldn't give a single, solitary, shit about anything other than the fight scenes. Going back to watch them again should only confirm to you there was a reason for that, and it is that they are boring and very plainly done.

No need to get bitchy because someone disagrees with you.

>Thinks I'm getting bitchy over text on the internet on some backwater forum.

lol k buddy

Also, that's a retarded argument. So every kids that went to go see Star Wars when they were 10 years old or below went to go see it for lightsaber fights? Come on now, you're really scraping the barrel there for a reason. I know I wasn't that way when I saw the prequels. I know my older family members weren't that way when they saw the originals in theater. You go see a movie for the story, no matter what age you are (unless you suffer from down syndrome) as long as you can think critically about something. Only an utter moron would pay for the theater to see fight choreography.

Think of a better bait at least.
You don't seem to understand how 10 year olds think. Contrary to what you might imagine, they don't give a damn about drama baybehs or politics. Yes, they do care about the story, but everything between the fights counts as filler to get to the fights.

I don't care about your anecdotal references to how you might've been different as a 10 year old, or that your parents, surprisingly enough, didn't have standard 10 year old mentality.

I also don't care about your extreme butt-flustering over a simple fact. Denying it does not make it any less of an existence, green texting most certainly doesn't. It's only a further sign of immaturity which happens to correlate with becoming more emotional in conversations or debates.

I'm pretty sure you just hung around some really autistic 10-year-olds then back when you were that age, which would explain a lot actually.

You're a terrible troll.

Who's trolling?

Seeing as you're claiming ten year olds cared about anything other than the fight scenes in the prequel trilogy; you.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 05:05:15 PM »
Easily the worst thing Lucas has done.  Yes, that includes Jar Jar

YouTube


Agreed, absolutely ruins the scene. Vader's silent heroism and sacrifice was the best part of that scene.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 04:09:08 PM »
> Doesn't have a The Clone Wars section for Bad Batch

Napalm, why are you such a fucking nigger?

That hasn't been released on the internet yet, I'll add it when it does.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 12:22:17 PM »
Bump for the Empire.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 12:17:31 AM »
From Darth Vader #2:

Spoiler


DAMN.



HE'S



COOL.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 21, 2015, 12:00:03 AM »

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Actually, there was a lot of emotion. It was just hard to see. Anakin was just really retarded, and therefore it's hard to discern his emotions.
Hey I fixed a typo.

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:39:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:38:07 PM »
the three (and soon to be four) Star Wars films, as well as the comics, TV shows, and novels.
wait are you not counting the "first" three films or will there be more movies after Ep VII?

Are you implying that I'm not counting ANH, TESB, or RoTJ? That's absurd, given the quality of those beautiful films!
As far as I know, there are no films (aside from the stand alone "anthology" films) planned for release after the third movie of the Sequel Trilogy.

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The Flood / Spoiler Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread (Spoilers Permitted)
« on: April 20, 2015, 09:16:44 PM »
Seeing as there have been so many assorted Star Wars threads recently, and this has proved annoying to some, Grand Moderator Comet requested I create a megathread, where all Star Wars information and discussion will be contained. In this thread, all supporters of our glorious Empire may freely discuss the four Star Wars films, as well as the comics, TV shows, and novels.



Star Wars: Rebels airs on Wednesdays

Marvel Star Wars comics release on Wednesdays as well.

Ongoing comic series:
- Star Wars
- Darth Vader
- Kanan: The Last Padawan
- Chewbacca

Completed comic series:
- Lando (5 issues)
- Princess Leia (5 issues)
- Shattered Empire (4 issues)
Upcoming series:
- Anakin and Obi-Wan

List of canon works:
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: You can only see one
« on: April 20, 2015, 05:48:12 PM »
I must remain loyal to the Empire.

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The Flood / Re: TRON 3 is going to explore Quorra in the REAL WORLD
« on: April 20, 2015, 04:58:16 PM »
Olivia Wilde's looks can only carry a movie so far...

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: Rebels season two trailer
« on: April 20, 2015, 02:29:02 PM »


Hey guys, look what was found:



Scars where the chips would be.



I think it's safe to say they removed them.
Good find
It was a post on Reddit.

I got it from Tumblr.

Oh, sorry I saw the same thing near the top of /r/StarWars' front page. Don't have much experience with Tumblr.

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The Flood / Re: What are you listening to
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:21:29 PM »
YouTube


Schock mein System!

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: Rebels season two trailer
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:17:13 PM »
Hey guys, look what was found:



Scars where the chips would be.



I think it's safe to say they removed them.
Good find
It was a post on Reddit.

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Dammit LucasFilm, first The Force Awakens, then Battlefront, then Rebels Season 2, and now this?

I've been emotionally drained for the last few days.

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The Flood / Re: European Union versus United States
« on: April 19, 2015, 07:40:03 PM »
Must be nice having so much defense spending done for you.

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sheev is no worse than obi-wan or yoda or whatever other weird-ass names there were
Yeah but Obi-Wan and Yoda weren't as mysterious or sinister as Palpatine.

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