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Coincidence? I think not!

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Vidoc
« on: July 12, 2015, 11:52:55 PM »
343i a shit

As if BUNGiEvisiom is any better

The Bungie that made Halo was certainly better.

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The Flood / Re: Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 11:48:59 PM »
She's cute.

Sie ist so schön, aber Sie ist ein Slav Untermensch...

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The Flood / Re: Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 10:22:09 PM »
>he doesn't even know Natalia Poklonskaya's name

Kill yourself, OP.

>Has furry avatar and posts anime cancer

commit suicide in turn.

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The Flood / Re: Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 10:02:18 PM »

I sure hope Natalia-senpai annexes me today.

pls de-weebify
De-weebified.


and who is she?

The Attorney General of Crimea, Natalia-something. I can't remember her last name.


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The Flood / Re: Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 09:48:26 PM »
degenerate thundercunt

This term. I like it. I shall use it in the future.


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The Flood / Re: Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 09:27:11 PM »
Who is this semen demon?

A lady who is a member of the Russian federal penitentiary service.

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The Flood / Re: Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 09:22:05 PM »

I sure hope Natalia-senpai annexes me today.

pls de-weebify

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The Flood / Can't say I mind the prospect of annexation...
« on: July 12, 2015, 09:12:05 PM »
YouTube


I am curious, however. Why isn't she squatting?

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The Flood / Re: when you first did drugs
« on: July 12, 2015, 08:09:53 PM »
Never have, never will.

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The Flood / Re: What beers, whiskies, etc... have you drank?
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:17:54 PM »
Root beer.

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The Flood / Re: try to make me laugh
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:40:41 PM »
A guy really wants his date to have an amazing prom. He makes sure to go all out, sparing no expense.

He goes to schedule a limo ride at the limousine service, but there's a massive line. He waits for hours, not wanting to disappoint his date.

Then, he goes to rent an extremely high-quality tuxedo, but yet  again, there's a huge line, and it also takes forever to complete his order.

Finally, it's prom night, and the guy has all the elements in place. At the dance, his date asks him to get them refreshments. So, he goes over to the drinks, and there's no punch line.

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They'd be pretty cool about it
My family will be stunned I know Steve Buscemi.

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The Flood / Re: try to make me laugh
« on: July 12, 2015, 10:38:54 AM »
I had a dream a couple nights ago, in which I worked with the People's Liberation Army to help take over a South Korean highschool.

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The Flood / Re: Which is the better rifle platform?
« on: July 12, 2015, 12:12:00 AM »
I'd say the AR platform if you do it right. I believe HK managed to reduce the jamming problem by using some gas expulsion modification. Been a while since I've delved into rifles though.

Yeah, the HK416 uses either a heavily modified or completely different gas system.

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The Flood / Re: what does anime smell like?
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:41:01 PM »
Why are all of them so fuckable?
Because they're specifically tailored for people like you to think that?
fuck yeah

Not sure catering to pedophilia is a good thing.

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 11, 2015, 10:12:58 PM »
Haha I have to get in on this but I don't feel like taking a new flick.

Spoiler
Damn you're a cool looking dude

Good eye shape
Awesome hair
Very good face length-width ratio
prominent masculine features(jaw, cheekbones).

nose is a little big but fits face well overall
chin looks a pushed back, but that's because of the line. Makes it look like you have a dip in.

Overall i'd say 8.9-9.1/10 man. gg
9.1? Really?
I mean he's good looking no doubt but I dunno... >.>

And me, a 5? C'mahn. C'maaaaaahhhhn. I'm not that unattractive.

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The Flood / Re: HIPPIE SHIIIIIIIIT (coke warning)
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:59:21 PM »
Good god in heaven and on earth.... what the hell.

This, this is why two bombs wasn't enough.

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The Flood / Re: HIPPIE SHIIIIIIIIT (coke warning)
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:48:24 PM »
What the fuck did I just experience

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The Flood / Re: NOPE Thread
« on: July 11, 2015, 07:13:52 PM »
Spoiler

NOPE

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The Flood / Re: Ash Vs. Evil Dead trailer
« on: July 11, 2015, 07:05:43 PM »
I haven't seen any of the previous movies in this series, but after seeing this trailer I can safely say I'm excited.

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The Flood / Re: Is It Safe to Come Out of Hiding?
« on: July 11, 2015, 07:01:17 PM »
Hey Keeker!

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The Flood / Re: NEW BATMAN V SUPERMAN TRAILER - COMIC CON 2015
« on: July 11, 2015, 06:58:29 PM »
Wonder Woman seemed really out of place.

Agreed. Especially in her Wonder Woman costume. I could understand her being a political figure, being at Wayne's parties and shit. That might've been interesting.

But nah, we gotta have a shitty action scene that she has no idea how to play.

Plus the actress is a twig, Wonder woman isn't a super skinny chick

Honestly, I've seen people say she's "gorgeous" or whatever, but in all honesty, she's kind of gross...



I'm not quite sure how anyone can really be attracted to her... I mean, obviously her facial structure is quite pleasing (and she does look like Diana in that respect), but I don't understand the appeal. I'd rather sacrifice good looks for acting skill and a closer resemblance to WW.

My gosh I can see her ribs...

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The Flood / Re: you don't have to be lonely
« on: July 11, 2015, 06:41:20 PM »


Fucking LOL

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The Flood / Re: you don't have to be lonely
« on: July 11, 2015, 06:39:38 PM »
"Stallion seeking frier"

I fucking lost it

"Stallion seeking friends"

Equally sad.
oh shit on mobile the "ad" gets cut off halfway through the n

Dude, some of these ads have me like wtf.
-"kinky alien"
-"bored bunny"

Good lawd mayn



Why must you dishonor the Vaterland faggot?

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The Flood / Re: What order should I watch Star Wars in?
« on: July 11, 2015, 06:29:32 PM »
Watch good scifi instead. . .

Star Wars isn't science fiction, it's science-fantasy.

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The heavy handed religious imagery involving Superman is so stupid... We get it already, stop hammering it info our brains.

Now you know how I feel with Batman and the Joker.
I agree, I think the "OMG theyr leik the same guis" is retarded.
But the religious imagery involving Superman comes across as though a fucking twelve year old who wanted to be edgy wrote it.

I don't know about that, but I do agree. It is ridiculous.

Man of Steel had that problem as well.

I'm not very excited for this film, but I will say that the Superman neo-Nazis thing is an interesting concept.

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The heavy handed religious imagery involving Superman is so stupid... We get it already, stop hammering it info our brains.

Now you know how I feel with Batman and the Joker.
I agree, I think the "OMG theyr leik the same guis" is retarded.
But the religious imagery involving Superman comes across as though a fucking twelve year old who wanted to be edgy wrote it.

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The heavy handed religious imagery involving Superman is so stupid... We get it already, stop hammering it info our brains.

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