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The Flood / Re: Kylo Ren
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:57:19 PM »
I don't get it.


Darth Poseur wanted to be a badass but his dad Han didn't want him to.

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The Flood / Spoiler Kylo Ren
« on: December 21, 2015, 09:58:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just saw Star Wars
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:51:17 PM »

Spoiler
I thought his death was really well-handled, actually.
Spoiler
Han Solo would never walk into danger like a retard like that though. Son or no.
Spoiler
Are you kidding? He literally flew into an asteroid field in which the objective odds of survival were minuscule. He thrusts himself into danger all the time, and banks on himself to get through it.
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He lost all his wits when he faced Kylo and that's something that Han Solo would never do

Spoiler
It was under very different circumstances. It was his own son, whom he had promised to Leia to bring back.

Honestly I think it was one of those things that only parents can truly understand. Most people on this site, including myself, can't fully understand that

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The Flood / Re: Jar jar is the new emporer
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:05:34 PM »
Kylo Ren is soylent green.

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The Flood / Re: Nice try whoever sent me a PM
« on: December 20, 2015, 04:43:07 PM »
To spoilers, Kylo Ruler and Supreme Leader Deci: The Resistance will not be intimidated by you


Now this is autism!

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The Flood / Re: So what are the general thoughts regarding to TFA
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:53:06 PM »
So does TBlocks just nod along to everything?
Not at all.
Sure seems that way

"I'm a negative person and can't understand why someone would like what I don't like. They must be a shill."


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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Spoilers (Seriously. Spoilers ahead)
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:17:56 AM »
The only parallel to IV that really bothers me is the star killer. It's the same fucking thing as the death star, they couldn't be a little more creative?

Death Star, kills Planets.

Death planet, kills Stars.

"It's like poetry"

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The Flood / Re: Favorite lightsaber color?
« on: December 17, 2015, 09:34:47 PM »
Red or the Darksaber used by Pre Visla.

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The Flood / Re: Why do all white people look like Luke Skywalker?
« on: December 17, 2015, 08:55:05 PM »
I remember that time when Lando fought Rocky in a boxing ring

and that time he hunted a Predator

man, what a talented guy

That's Carl Weathers, not Billy D. Williams.
that's the joke

well now I feel dumb

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The Flood / Re: Jennifer Lawrence
« on: December 17, 2015, 08:48:46 PM »
As Jennifer Lawrence walks around her massive yacht, sits into an extremely expensive arm chair before the fireplace and sips extremely expensive wine, she counts her millions and asks; "How far could I have gotten if I was a man?"

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The Flood / Re: Dancing With The Sith (no spoilers)
« on: December 17, 2015, 08:28:48 PM »
YouTube

that first panel tho

Not as bad as one from the Princess Leia series.



Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Turn movie titles to porn movie titles
« on: December 17, 2015, 12:10:33 PM »
Saving Private Parts

*Saving Ryan's Privates

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The Flood / Re: Why do all white people look like Luke Skywalker?
« on: December 17, 2015, 10:17:45 AM »
I remember that time when Lando fought Rocky in a boxing ring

and that time he hunted a Predator

man, what a talented guy

That's Carl Weathers, not Billy D. Williams.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the best Star Wars avatar?
« on: December 17, 2015, 01:16:53 AM »
Me.

There's totally a planet inhabited by fashionable homosexual seals.

Well Bioware (in all of it's pandering glory) did make a planet of gay people for The Old Republic.

Wait, fuckin' seriously?

LOL

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The Flood / Re: Dancing With The Sith (no spoilers)
« on: December 17, 2015, 12:16:30 AM »
Oh, and this was fucking awesome too.













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The Flood / Dancing With The Sith (no spoilers)
« on: December 16, 2015, 10:31:34 AM »
Quite the waltz.







From Darth Vader: Annual #1.

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97% ROTTEN TOMATOES

YouTube

CHRIS STUCKMANN REVIEW: BETTER THAN ROTJ AND THE PREQUELS, POSSIBLY ON PAR WITH EMPIRE

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General consensus seems to be that the characters, acting, and emotion are all great, but the story is too similar in structure to the OT films. This is what I expected; I was afraid we'd get "it's like poetry, it rhymes" in regards to the story, but I don't think it'll ruin the movie for me.

All in all, I can't wait to see it.

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The Flood / Re: Where are your ancestors from?
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:46:18 PM »
One of my ancestors was a Hessian mercenary who originally came to the U.S. to fight in the American Revolution.

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The Flood / Re: <Song name> in my pants
« on: December 14, 2015, 11:27:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: <Song name> in my pants
« on: December 14, 2015, 10:06:37 PM »
"Pussy" in my pants.

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Read this preview of next weeks Darth Vader issue.

My predictions:

King's gonna try and make amends for decreased productivity by offering his daughter Trios as Vader's bride; propose a royal/diplomatic marriage as a show of friendliness between the Empire and Shu-Torin.

Vader's response will be along the lines of "TRIGGERED" or "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, stop trying to buy me off with this hoe nigga" at which point a) Vader will force throw his gift at the King's face, and the gift will blow up in his face because it was a bomb, or b) the King will be insulted and attack Vader/declare war against the Empire; see a).

All in all I'm just excited we're getting a different artist, if only for one issue. The usual artist makes everything look hairy by adding "shading" lines to every surface imaginable.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever shit on famous people on Twitter?
« on: December 13, 2015, 09:16:53 PM »
Apparently Hulk Hogan retweets everybody who asks hm.

I saw a guy say "hey retweet for my sister, she was recently found to be HIV positive." and he retweeted and replies with a message of support.

It was funny but also made me feel kinda bad.
The Hulkster has been in some tough shit this year because of what WWE did to his name and legacy.

I think him tweeting/retweeting to people makes him happier or something idk

Yeah. Regardless, laughing about it made me feel pretty guilty.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever shit on famous people on Twitter?
« on: December 13, 2015, 09:13:46 PM »
Apparently Hulk Hogan retweets everybody who asks hm.

I saw a guy say "hey retweet for my sister, she was recently found to be HIV positive." and he retweeted and replies with a message of support.

It was funny but also made me feel kinda bad.

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever shit on famous people on Twitter?
« on: December 13, 2015, 09:03:52 PM »
I called Amy Schumer a horrible person.

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The Flood / Re: If you're going to the Star Wars premiere...
« on: December 13, 2015, 05:49:32 PM »
to be fair, that's what happens when you ignore gun control and mental healthcare for decades

You reap what you sow, yanks.

Mental health is definitely the core issue.

We have to analyze socio-cultural changes over the last few decades and try and figure this out. Why is this happening all the time now? I believe it to be a number of factors, including but not limited to: poor mental health programs, the increased acceptability and accessibility of extremely violent and sexual content that could be viewed by children (without the guidance of an adult) and so forth.
and guns

lots and lots of guns

god i love guns

But really though, to beat the dead horse some more because i can't really shitpost without being serious

The UK has a similar problem with it's shitty mental healthcare access, it's not as bad as the states because you don't rely on insurance/wonga to get seen by a shrink but it's hardly easy access either. We just don't have guns, explosives and god knows what other tacticool shit you can find at walmart in copious amounts, so our disturbed kids don't really get to go postal in the cafeteria.

Mental health is a big part of the problem, but if yanks didn't get gunboners like nobody else on the planet - you wouldn't have school shootings every other week/month.

Yes, but why didn't shootings of this type happen so much say 40, 50 years ago?
There is a broader issue that underscores these shootings, and I believe their is a way to lessen them without completely sacrificing the remnants of the "frontier culture" that helps provide cultural distinction from other Western countries.

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The Flood / Re: If you're going to the Star Wars premiere...
« on: December 13, 2015, 05:30:05 PM »
to be fair, that's what happens when you ignore gun control and mental healthcare for decades

You reap what you sow, yanks.

Mental health is definitely the core issue.

We have to analyze socio-cultural changes over the last few decades and try and figure this out. Why is this happening all the time now? I believe it to be a number of factors, including but not limited to: poor mental health programs, the increased acceptability and accessibility of extremely violent and sexual content that could be viewed by children (without the guidance of an adult) and so forth.

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The Flood / Re: If you're going to the Star Wars premiere...
« on: December 13, 2015, 05:20:18 PM »
Isn't it just great that mass shooters are such assholes, that they've made us scared to see movies we're excited for?

Truly a wonderful time in history.

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The Flood / Re: Are we really doing this?
« on: December 13, 2015, 10:47:46 AM »
I'm keeping my expectations at the "meh" level. That way I'll either be pleased or "meh".

It's definitely not going to be Citizen Kane but Star Wars never has been.

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The Flood / Re: Serious question, what do British call African Americans?
« on: December 12, 2015, 09:30:40 PM »
"darkie"

"blackie"

"dark wood theiverooster"

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