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jeb is old news dude

napalm owned up to it like a week ago
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While I am the creator of ¡Jeb!, I am not the sole user in control of it. I have a network of contacts ranging from Taiwan to Switzerland who all utilize the account. ¡Jeb! Is Legion, and ¡Jeb! Is many.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 03, 2017, 07:27:43 AM »
I asked her what sci Fi/fantasy she enjoyed aside from Star Wars, and why she wanted to be in aircraft maintenance (she's in the air Force).

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 03, 2017, 07:13:36 AM »
SHE REPLIED
What did she say
She wasn't bothered at all, she just rarely gets on there
Yeah don't ever tell people you think you're bothering them for something like that.

Is she interested or what?
I suppose so. I will report back later.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 03, 2017, 07:10:50 AM »
SHE REPLIED
What did she say
She wasn't bothered at all, she just rarely gets on there

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 03, 2017, 07:08:10 AM »
SHE REPLIED

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The Flood / Re: Confession thread
« on: February 02, 2017, 10:59:42 PM »
During high school I had fantasies where I killed myself and people actually remembered me.

I don't have them anymore, because since high school ended I have truly faded into irrelevance, and if I did commit suicide fewer people than ever before would notice.

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The Flood / Re: Saving this forum
« on: February 02, 2017, 11:24:48 AM »
I'd love to see a new Rammstein album.

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The Flood / Re: Saving this forum
« on: February 02, 2017, 11:21:23 AM »
Hey Verb

Where's my gubbment money?

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 02, 2017, 11:12:50 AM »

sorry napalm but this is pretty funny

Eh, it's fine. If I were looking at this situation from an outsider's perspective I would find it funny too.

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The Flood / Re: Do you think it requires a large partner?
« on: February 02, 2017, 03:47:13 AM »
top 10 tricks to get your fire rising longer and harder
"How to get your hothead outta the friend zone."

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 02, 2017, 03:28:17 AM »
You paint toys nigga you're not some famous scientist or anything.
But I thought that was all you had to do to become a scientist.

Thanks for the advice though.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 02, 2017, 03:24:05 AM »
I'm such a fucking autist.

I couldn't agree more. Only an autist like you would create Jeb.

Ah, yes. Mmmmm Napalm, creator of Jeb: bane of Deci.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 02:07:25 PM »
I'm such a fucking autist.

Don't beat yourself up friend, she was probably a cunt anyway.

Eh, she and I had basically all the same interests, like Star Wars and so forth. What really makes me upset is that I destroyed a potential friendship. She wasn't amazingly pretty but she seemed like somebody I would have enjoyed talking to, that's why I am so upset. I could have made a RL friend who wasn't a fat nerd.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 01:54:37 PM »
I'm such a fucking autist.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 01:37:20 PM »
These new "All to Easy"" books are a bit eh compared to the original first ond

I can always take pride in the fact that I'm not roman

At least I wasn't trying to get in her pants

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:20:24 PM »
I am so terrible at everything. Just awful. I was trying to be nice. I was trying to express that I was interested in friendship. I failed so horribly now I look like a fedora tipping serial killer.

Same rules to you. Trial and error. I'll have you know I used to pass as a serial killer too until I got a little better at navigating.

There's no point really. 99/100 girls using a dating appcome off as vapid idiots, and they all use that fucking Instagram dog filter.

And I ruined any chance of friendship with that 1/100 who was down to earth.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:13:53 PM »
I am so terrible at everything. Just awful. I was trying to be nice. I was trying to express that I was interested in friendship. I failed so horribly now I look like a fedora tipping serial killer.


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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:07:29 PM »
*bows*

"M'lady"

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk


... Now I want to die even more

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:05:50 PM »
Wait, did she actually want to get to know you?

I didn't even want a relationship really she just seemed like a cool person and I wanted to get to know her
Doubt it.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:04:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:02:58 PM »
I want to die.

I am so shit at this.


I didn't even want a relationship really she just seemed like a cool person and I wanted to get to know her

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:00:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 11:58:27 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you think it requires a large partner?
« on: February 01, 2017, 10:03:17 AM »
What?
Was getting confused part of your plan?

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The Flood / Do you think it requires a large partner?
« on: February 01, 2017, 09:56:40 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 09:49:24 AM »


Well, fuck it.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 08:55:34 AM »
All my buddies just spout memes at me, so I spew them back. I don't intend on talking Pepe with her.

Also, saying wicked cool reeks of false enthusiasm. Approach it like any other conversation, you wouldn't say wicked in real life would you?

The most important thing when talking to girls you're interested in is to not over think it and just talk to her like you would a buddy.

"Yeeeeaaaaahhh I'm a pretty big deal in the pepe trade. I've got over a hundred extremely rare specimens in my collection. I make my living off of selling surplus rare pepes, it pays pretty damn good."

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 08:13:13 AM »
Nope. POF's business strategy is really fucking dubious and I have read some disturbing reports of hacked accounts.

Shame, because I found a girl who seems pretty cool and shares many of my interests.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 03:58:56 AM »
Made a POF account just to test it out. Interface is trash but as a dating app it's much better than tinder, and like Ian said it doesn't seem to emphasize hookups like Tinder.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:45:35 AM »
Finally a real answer.

Go for it dude, ask her what she finds most interesting about the course so far
Find a way to segue into a date request soon after that, something like "hey, it's been cool/interesting talking to you so far, would you like to have a discussion over lunch sometime?" Or something like that.

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