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Why is the Christian priest saying "oy vey."

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The Flood / Re: Napalm has made me a Warhammer 40k nerd
« on: February 09, 2017, 04:22:36 PM »
GG M8

I trust you have joined the glorious Black Templars chapter

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The Flood / Re: I know who Foman and Jen Bush are
« on: February 09, 2017, 04:21:07 PM »
I am Foman though but who is Jeb?
I'm Jeb.

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The Flood / Re: Good feelings thread
« on: February 09, 2017, 04:20:19 PM »
When people like a thread you're proud of and for but a moment you forget about the terrifying lack of meaning that characterizes your existence

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 03:22:46 PM »
I wouldn't even pay $800 for Angry Brutes account and that guy was the backbone of this website.
Anyone heard from him? I hope he's doing alright.

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 03:13:54 PM »
I'd like to bid my virginity for your account.

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:36:25 PM »
Deci your account isn't worth $.10

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The Flood / GW responded to PETA
« on: February 08, 2017, 11:03:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: If you care about anyone else's height, kys
« on: February 08, 2017, 09:41:37 PM »
I am 5'9", maybe 5'10".

I wouldn't really care about the height of a girlfriend. It has no effect on whether or not I would date someone. I am more concerned with personality and looks.

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The Flood / Samurai Jack Season 5 trailer
« on: February 07, 2017, 10:58:51 PM »
YouTube



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The Flood / Re: Somebody on FB just posted their tattoo
« on: February 07, 2017, 09:28:33 AM »
A bad tattoo can only mean one thing...

Future regret.

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The Flood / Re: this is literally napalm
« on: February 06, 2017, 10:07:50 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Today is national Kick a Christian in the Dick day
« on: February 06, 2017, 02:21:07 PM »
According to whom

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The Flood / Re: Is this someone from sep7
« on: February 05, 2017, 04:00:26 PM »
Wew lads.

Can confirm it's not me. I already know how to get those black market hormones. I don't have to ask.
im scared desu
Black market hormones? What's next, black market blacks? We're going to get overwhelmed smh.
Then what? Black market black magic?
black market blackface?

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:16:28 PM »
This triggers me greatly.

It could have been Vulkan, the perpetual.
It could have been Russ, the wanderer.
It could have been Jaghatai, the hunter.
It could have been Corax, speedyboi extraordinaire.
It could have been The Lion, although thankfully not.

but no

it has to be rowboat

for FUCKS SAKE

The most bland nonce of all 20 brothers, come to lead the imperium to victory once more.
I mean, yeah it's probably the best option pragmatically speaking but it's bland as fucking hell.

Instead of the long-awaited Wolftime, we get Ultramar 2.0.
Lah dee fuckin da

I think they've learned from the hate they garnered during the Matt Ward era. Rowboat, in my mind, would have among the most impact. He's the one who was all about administration, which has completely gone down the shitter since his coma.
I myself have never had a problem with Robot, he was bad during the Ward era, like everything else, but since then he's gotten better. They've toned down the MarySuishness of the Ultramarines a lot.

And other Primarchs are definitely coming back. Vulcan for certain, Big Daddy Dorn hopefully, Lion El'Autistic probably, Jaghatai "Gotta Go Fast" Khan maybe. Corvus "it's not a stage dad" Corax maybe. GW has definitely seen how well HH has done and they'll seek to replicate that in 40k: they'll be bringing back all the Primarchs that make sense.

GW has also repeatedly denied that they're doing the End Times for 40k. Eighth edition is streamlining the rules (although nowhere near as much as AoS). Now, you should always take what they say with a grain of salt but AoS only did well when they came out with the generals handbook, which made things more complicated again.

Honestly, 40k is in a really good spot right now. Some armies that really needed an update have received one, and GW themselves have improved 100x since the new CEO came on board.

Don't get me wrong, I definitely see where you're coming from and share your concerns. I'm just trying to stay positive, as the constant negativity surrounding any hobby ever on the internet really gets me down
The trouble is, it's no longer post-ward. The bastard came back last year.

If they are bringing them back, those that live that is, that's good.
I doubt Dorn will return, as he died-died after the heresy. The others should be fine to turn up though.

They've said it a lot, but I still trust them with their own IP less than I'd trust an 8 year old in an antiques shop.

Yeah, I do get ya. It's a lot easier for me to complain about the stuff that I don't like from GW.
I'm just dreading them letting that pillock have a go at 40K again and Age of the Emperor'ing the whole thing.
Age of Sigmar is actually a good thing. And they are AoSing 8th edition rules but keeping the 6/7th edition rules for Horus Heresy era gaming.

Mortarion is the next demon primarch
Dorn will be back to face off against Purturabo
Lorgar will be the new big bad of chaos after Abby's death
Alphy, Sang, Horus and Manus wont be returning
Curze returns and gets redeemed (despite dying)
Some of this is fine, some of this is not.

Mortarion and Lorgar, that's all good.

Dorn is dead, bleeding demised, gone to join the choir invisible. So him coming back to 1v1 the siege lord (whilst cool) is a bit farfetched.

Curze's fate was and is, one of the better stories, they should leave it with him accepting his fate.
'Death is nothing compared to vindication' stops having the same ring to it when you get deus ex'd back into existence.
They only ever found Dorn's hand, so I don't see his return as super far fetched myself.

Also Abaddon's rumored death sounds hilarious. Apparently he might just be killed by Cypher with a bolt pistol shot to the head in the Emperor's throne room.
I'd find it hard to see failbaddon making it to the throneroom with his arms still intact.

The idea that he actually beats cadia is laughable too, but I read something about CREEEEEED getting gibbed by Trazyn so I suppose when your baneblades stop hiding behind lampposts it gets a bit harder to cheese a victory.

I did read something about the pylons though, that was always one of the more interesting things about cadia to me. Especially the idea of closing the eye with the completed geomancy.
Creed only gets caught in a Pokéball after the battle is over. Trazyn actually helps the Imperium, tells them how to activate the pylons, and deploys a portion of his armies of the imperium collection like Pokemon to aid the Cadian forces.

Why? Because he was bored. Not kidding. It was awesome.

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The Flood / Re: I'm now 20 years old
« on: February 05, 2017, 12:19:00 PM »
You're five months older than me.

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 05, 2017, 11:58:19 AM »
This triggers me greatly.

It could have been Vulkan, the perpetual.
It could have been Russ, the wanderer.
It could have been Jaghatai, the hunter.
It could have been Corax, speedyboi extraordinaire.
It could have been The Lion, although thankfully not.

but no

it has to be rowboat

for FUCKS SAKE

The most bland nonce of all 20 brothers, come to lead the imperium to victory once more.
I mean, yeah it's probably the best option pragmatically speaking but it's bland as fucking hell.

Instead of the long-awaited Wolftime, we get Ultramar 2.0.
Lah dee fuckin da

I think they've learned from the hate they garnered during the Matt Ward era. Rowboat, in my mind, would have among the most impact. He's the one who was all about administration, which has completely gone down the shitter since his coma.
I myself have never had a problem with Robot, he was bad during the Ward era, like everything else, but since then he's gotten better. They've toned down the MarySuishness of the Ultramarines a lot.

And other Primarchs are definitely coming back. Vulcan for certain, Big Daddy Dorn hopefully, Lion El'Autistic probably, Jaghatai "Gotta Go Fast" Khan maybe. Corvus "it's not a stage dad" Corax maybe. GW has definitely seen how well HH has done and they'll seek to replicate that in 40k: they'll be bringing back all the Primarchs that make sense.

GW has also repeatedly denied that they're doing the End Times for 40k. Eighth edition is streamlining the rules (although nowhere near as much as AoS). Now, you should always take what they say with a grain of salt but AoS only did well when they came out with the generals handbook, which made things more complicated again.

Honestly, 40k is in a really good spot right now. Some armies that really needed an update have received one, and GW themselves have improved 100x since the new CEO came on board.

Don't get me wrong, I definitely see where you're coming from and share your concerns. I'm just trying to stay positive, as the constant negativity surrounding any hobby ever on the internet really gets me down
The trouble is, it's no longer post-ward. The bastard came back last year.

If they are bringing them back, those that live that is, that's good.
I doubt Dorn will return, as he died-died after the heresy. The others should be fine to turn up though.

They've said it a lot, but I still trust them with their own IP less than I'd trust an 8 year old in an antiques shop.

Yeah, I do get ya. It's a lot easier for me to complain about the stuff that I don't like from GW.
I'm just dreading them letting that pillock have a go at 40K again and Age of the Emperor'ing the whole thing.
Age of Sigmar is actually a good thing. And they are AoSing 8th edition rules but keeping the 6/7th edition rules for Horus Heresy era gaming.

Mortarion is the next demon primarch
Dorn will be back to face off against Purturabo
Lorgar will be the new big bad of chaos after Abby's death
Alphy, Sang, Horus and Manus wont be returning
Curze returns and gets redeemed (despite dying)
Some of this is fine, some of this is not.

Mortarion and Lorgar, that's all good.

Dorn is dead, bleeding demised, gone to join the choir invisible. So him coming back to 1v1 the siege lord (whilst cool) is a bit farfetched.

Curze's fate was and is, one of the better stories, they should leave it with him accepting his fate.
'Death is nothing compared to vindication' stops having the same ring to it when you get deus ex'd back into existence.
They only ever found Dorn's hand, so I don't see his return as super far fetched myself.

Also Abaddon's rumored death sounds hilarious. Apparently he might just be killed by Cypher with a bolt pistol shot to the head in the Emperor's throne room.

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 05, 2017, 09:00:32 AM »
I made up my own fanction of Space marines.  They didn't believe in the emperors BS powers.  They weren't chaos either

You know most Space Marine chapters don't worship the Emperor right? The Black Templars, my faction, are one of the few exceptions.
Oh really I did not know that
Well, Mr. psychologist put it better than me. Basically, most chapters worship the Emperor, but the Templars are one of the few that believe he is a god, like the common man of the imperium.

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 04, 2017, 09:28:49 PM »
Yo I saw this on facebook from a youtuber.  I need a really neat Primarch for a custom I have in mind.  This might be it, but it'll prolly run for like, $80

What do you have in mind?

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 04, 2017, 09:22:55 PM »
This triggers me greatly.

It could have been Vulkan, the perpetual.
It could have been Russ, the wanderer.
It could have been Jaghatai, the hunter.
It could have been Corax, speedyboi extraordinaire.
It could have been The Lion, although thankfully not.

but no

it has to be rowboat

for FUCKS SAKE

The most bland nonce of all 20 brothers, come to lead the imperium to victory once more.
I mean, yeah it's probably the best option pragmatically speaking but it's bland as fucking hell.

Instead of the long-awaited Wolftime, we get Ultramar 2.0.
Lah dee fuckin da

I think they've learned from the hate they garnered during the Matt Ward era. Rowboat, in my mind, would have among the most impact. He's the one who was all about administration, which has completely gone down the shitter since his coma.
I myself have never had a problem with Robot, he was bad during the Ward era, like everything else, but since then he's gotten better. They've toned down the MarySuishness of the Ultramarines a lot.

And other Primarchs are definitely coming back. Vulcan for certain, Big Daddy Dorn hopefully, Lion El'Autistic probably, Jaghatai "Gotta Go Fast" Khan maybe. Corvus "it's not a stage dad" Corax maybe. GW has definitely seen how well HH has done and they'll seek to replicate that in 40k: they'll be bringing back all the Primarchs that make sense.

GW has also repeatedly denied that they're doing the End Times for 40k. Eighth edition is streamlining the rules (although nowhere near as much as AoS). Now, you should always take what they say with a grain of salt but AoS only did well when they came out with the generals handbook, which made things more complicated again.

Honestly, 40k is in a really good spot right now. Some armies that really needed an update have received one, and GW themselves have improved 100x since the new CEO came on board.

Don't get me wrong, I definitely see where you're coming from and share your concerns. I'm just trying to stay positive, as the constant negativity surrounding any hobby ever on the internet really gets me down

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 04, 2017, 08:10:03 PM »
I made up my own fanction of Space marines.  They didn't believe in the emperors BS powers.  They weren't chaos either

You know most Space Marine chapters don't worship the Emperor right? The Black Templars, my faction, are one of the few exceptions.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 04, 2017, 07:37:58 PM »
You really are a beta fuck

You're supposed to be under my control ¡Jeb!

How sad, you're talking to yourself.

That's incredibly sad.
I'm a very disturbed soul Deci

I used to think you were cool. Now... I don't even think of you as anything. Go play with yourself and your alt like you always will.

You're sad and you need some major help.
Your obsession is pathetic.

Put that mirror down.
lol

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 04, 2017, 07:33:38 PM »
You really are a beta fuck

You're supposed to be under my control ¡Jeb!

How sad, you're talking to yourself.

That's incredibly sad.
I'm a very disturbed soul Deci

I used to think you were cool. Now... I don't even think of you as anything. Go play with yourself and your alt like you always will.

You're sad and you need some major help.
Your obsession is pathetic.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 04, 2017, 07:24:48 PM »
You really are a beta fuck

You're supposed to be under my control ¡Jeb!

How sad, you're talking to yourself.

That's incredibly sad.
I'm a very disturbed soul Deci

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 04, 2017, 03:39:28 PM »
[Spiritual Liege Intensifies]

To be fair the Ultramarines themselves aren't really going to get anything. A Primarch is a big deal for all the Imperium, and if the Fall of Cadia characters are any indication Guilliman will usable by any Imperium army.

Plus, the Eldar are getting some very important plot advancement; they aren't completely fucked and have a chance against Slaanesh.

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The Flood / Re: Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 04, 2017, 03:16:27 PM »
FUCK the Ultrasmurfs.
Ordinarily I would say the same, but since Matt Ward left a lot of the bullshit has ceased.

Plus, among the Primarchs, Guilliman had the most impact on the Imperium's administration and structure. I think his return, besides the Lion, makes the most sense and would be the most impactful.

I would have preferred Daddy Dorn though.

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The Flood / Re: birb march
« on: February 04, 2017, 03:11:41 PM »
I know the march, it's Preußens Gloria. It was created to commemorate the creation of the German Empire in 1871.

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The Flood / Robot Girlyman has returned
« on: February 04, 2017, 03:08:28 PM »

[

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/02/03/march-for-macragge/

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/02/03/gathering-storm-iii-rise-of-the-primarch-first-look/

Not a huge fan of the Ultramarines, but they've been much less Mary sue-ish the last couple of years, and I've always thought Guilliman was alright. It's cool he's coming back.

Not a huge fan of the model, though. He looks like Joffrey and the proportions are off.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 03, 2017, 08:25:23 AM »
I asked her what sci Fi/fantasy she enjoyed aside from Star Wars, and why she wanted to be in aircraft maintenance (she's in the air Force).
Sounds kinda boring

Generally I'd open up with something about memes and crippling depression
Duly noted.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 03, 2017, 07:42:48 AM »
You really are a beta fuck

You're supposed to be under my control ¡Jeb!

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