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The Flood / I'm done.
« on: November 09, 2014, 08:52:49 AM »
I had to go poop and now I'm done.

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The Flood / OP is a faggot.
« on: November 07, 2014, 08:13:54 PM »
And I mean a HUGE faggot.

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The Flood / I'm still not convinced.
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:17:03 PM »
Prove to me that swiss cheese isn't godly.

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The Flood / Hm?
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:08:40 PM »
I think so.

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The Flood / Which one would you guys bang?
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:40:44 AM »

I'd totally do the one on the left.

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The Flood / >milk
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:49:46 PM »
>not pronouncing it malk
Fucking plebs.

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The Flood / You obviously have problems.
« on: November 01, 2014, 08:02:18 PM »
If you don't like Scatman John.

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The Flood / I found the perfect place for Dustin.
« on: October 31, 2014, 06:58:01 PM »
http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/new/
He can vent all of his shit here.

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The Flood / The best part about Halloween?
« on: October 31, 2014, 05:31:28 PM »

Obviously the candy.

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The Flood / The lack of sperm in spam threads is annoying.
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:23:34 PM »
Let us commence the orgy!

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Gaming / Don't use dig.
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:19:39 PM »
It's such a shitty ground type move and you will basically get fucked over by earthquake because it will do 2x damage if you are underground.

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The Flood / Daily reminder that this exists.
« on: October 26, 2014, 01:52:11 PM »
http://jaythenerdkid.tumblr.com/
Yep.

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The Flood / Things that trigger me.
« on: October 14, 2014, 09:10:08 AM »
1. Triggers
2. Being triggered.
3. Not being triggered.
4. Shitposting
5. Not accepting Achronos as your true savior.
6. Breathing
7. Making love to DeeJ's love child.
8. People not using my proper pronouns (Zir, Zim, Zimbabwe)
9. Fat-shaming
10. Thin Privilege

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The Flood / How can ebola be real...
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:35:10 PM »
if our eyes aren't real?

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The Flood / You guys should invite me to birthday parties sometime.
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:17:39 PM »
I got a great act involving a live chicken, a stick of dynamite, and a life-size B-17 bomber aircraft.

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The Flood / Well....
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:43:40 AM »
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I think that just about covers it.

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The Flood / >tfw you finish an entire chicken pot pie
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:00:16 PM »


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The Flood / Where's all of the booty?
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:12:17 AM »
Camnator seems to have left me hanging.

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The Flood / When will casuls git gud?
« on: October 06, 2014, 01:23:19 PM »

Dex builds are for plebs.

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The Flood / It started out just like an average weeknight for me.
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:07:11 AM »
I had just gotten back home from the fedora shop just down a few blocks from my house as I just purchased a special, black fedora that I had my eyes on for quite some time.  Before I reached for the door, I wiped my hands on a handkerchief I kept in my front pocket to get rid of the doritos stains on my hand.  After taking the time to clean my hands, I adjusted my new fedora, took hold of the door handle, and stepped inside.  I made my way up the staircase just a few feet in front of the main entrance as I headed up to my room.  I could hear a voice yelling to me from down below.

"Hi, son, dinner's almost ready,"  my mother said in her raspy voice.  I stopped in my tracks to take the time to yell back at her.  I said in an authoritative voice, "How many times must I tell you, you cisgendered pig?  I'm a trisexual apache and I would prefer if you addressed me as such."  Continuing my journey, I finally managed to make it to my room.  I carefully took off my new fedora and trench coat and placed them both on their respective hangers in my closet.  After glancing over my prized collection of 20 fedoras and 13 trench coats, I waddled my way over to my desk and sat down in my cozy chair. 

I turned on my computer and began to open up my favorite MLP rule 34 when I suddenly heard a knock at my door and a familar voice.  "Are you coming downstairs for dinner?  It's spaghetti tonight, your favorite,"  my mother said.  "Can't I have some alone time for once, woman?  I'm tired of being oppressed by your presence,"  I said before letting out a sigh and returning to my daily routine.  While continuing to masturbate to my favorite sfm webm of fluttershy, my door was knocked down and a large figure stood at the door.  It was my dad.

"Why the hell won't you listen to your mother and come downstairs for supper?  Do I have to beat you again?"  he yelled across the room as his gaze was locked dead on my eyes.  "I will once you let me have my alone time," I said before turning back to the computer screen.  Angered by this, my father walked over to the computer and saw fluttershy getting shat all over.  "What the frack are you watching?  I can't believe my son is watching this bullshit," he said as he grabbed the computer screen.  "If you won't come downstairs because of this filth, I'll just have to get rid of this."  He ripped out the wires to my desktop and carried the desktop over to the window.  I tried to stop him, but my hands were too greasy and I was only 5'3" while he was 6'2".  As my attempt was in vain, my father took my computer and through it out of the 2nd floor window onto the driveway below. smashing it to pieces. 

He then turned to me and slowly took off his belt.  "You know what I'm going to have to do now since you won't listen," he spoke.  My father pulled down my pants and began to whip me with his belt while my mother watched from the door entrance, having heard all of the commotion from downstairs.  I cried in anguish as I would never again be able to masturbate to my wonderful fluttershy while my father released all of his anger on my sacred ass cheeks.  I spent the rest of my night curled up in my bed thinking about her.

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The Flood / When Anarchy comes back.
« on: October 06, 2014, 06:18:06 AM »
I'll have plenty of penguin and poop related topics ready for when the time comes.    ;D
What about you guys?

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The Flood / Have you ever had one of those days?
« on: October 04, 2014, 11:49:31 PM »
The ones where you look at your life and find it to be absolutely meaningless?  I mean, you just feel so pathetic and you just can't seem to feel good at all and the more you think, the more depressed you become just thinking about all the ways that you have been a failure in life. 

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The Flood / hey
« on: October 04, 2014, 11:13:11 PM »
You're sexy as fuck.   ;)

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The Flood / I have something that is precious to all of you...
« on: October 04, 2014, 09:48:18 PM »
...and I have hidden it in this thread.

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The Flood / >he doesn't stop using greentext arrows
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:18:19 PM »
what a goy

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The Flood / If I ever die.
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:14:14 PM »
Please delete the folder labeled "nice kitties".

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The Flood / >tfw your threads seem to always get derailed by anime gifs
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:33:55 PM »

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The Flood / Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
« on: October 01, 2014, 07:13:48 PM »
I stepped on a Lego   :'(.

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The Flood / You've gone incoherent.
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:54:26 PM »
Probably due to your fracked lobotomy.

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The Flood / ITT: We frack each other.
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:39:46 PM »
*begins the frackening*

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