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7081
I'm being oppressed
Oppress yourself

7082
Shut the fuck up you moron

I'll kill you

7083
Well you've heard incorrectly.
Nah, pretty sure you're a dude
Lol dude

shut the fuck up

Holy shit, did your parents come back and slap your ass or something?

your threads as of late man...
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore man
time of the month?
you would know
Aren't you like, scared of your own body so you shame others to feel beautiful, but really when you look into the mirror your nipples grow and break the glass?

I heard so.
why would my nipples grow
Your nipples dont grow??
Like when you look into the mirror they just go 'WIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!'

No?
I feel like I'm getting rekt but I don't know what it means
This is only the start, my little fondue 

7084
Well you've heard incorrectly.
Nah, pretty sure you're a dude
Lol dude

shut the fuck up

Holy shit, did your parents come back and slap your ass or something?

your threads as of late man...
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore man
time of the month?
you would know
Aren't you like, scared of your own body so you shame others to feel beautiful, but really when you look into the mirror your nipples grow and break the glass?

I heard so.
why would my nipples grow
Your nipples dont grow??
Like when you look into the mirror they just go 'WIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!'

No?

7085
Well you've heard incorrectly.
Nah, pretty sure you're a dude
Lol dude

shut the fuck up

Holy shit, did your parents come back and slap your ass or something?

your threads as of late man...
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore man
time of the month?
you would know
Aren't you like, scared of your own body so you shame others to feel beautiful, but really when you look into the mirror your nipples grow and break the glass?

I heard so.

7086
Well you've heard incorrectly.
Nah, pretty sure you're a dude
Lol dude

shut the fuck up

Holy shit, did your parents come back and slap your ass or something?

your threads as of late man...
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore man
time of the month?

7087
Well you've heard incorrectly.
Nah, pretty sure you're a dude
Lol dude

shut the fuck up

Holy shit, did your parents come back and slap your ass or something?

your threads as of late man...
lol kid please fuck off
Lol Kid make more threads showing how much of a LITTLE CUNT you are


I will destroy you, kid

7088
Well you've heard incorrectly.
Nah, pretty sure you're a dude
Lol dude

shut the fuck up

Holy shit, did your parents come back and slap your ass or something?

your threads as of late man...

7089
The Flood / Re: Don't tell me you ain't never watch Power Rangers.
« on: October 07, 2015, 09:06:43 PM »
Dude, power rangers was great

7090
The Flood / Re: how do people use computers without f.lux?
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:54:30 PM »
By not being a shut-in that is scared of bright lights
Wow man that hurts
IM SORRY

7091
The Flood / Re: how do people use computers without f.lux?
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:51:48 PM »
im sorry

-i love you

7092
The Flood / Re: how do people use computers without f.lux?
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:51:28 PM »
By not being a shut-in that is scared of bright lights

7093
Gaming / Re: Watchu playing?
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:49:18 PM »
Just raged quit FF 14 with friends because of a dungeon we couldn't do. 2 bards is a bad idea since the DPS is shit.
they dont have a vote kick feature? In WoW dungeons/raids you can vote to boot people for trolling/being terrible/etc and re-queue for another player to join the instance.

unless you mean its your group's fault you sucked. in which case im not sure RQing was the right idea there
Two of them are the same class in there, so its giving them trouble

7095
The Flood / Re: Explain your avatar
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:24:53 PM »
HAPPENING
OH GOD THATS THE VAMPIRE ISNT IT?




Nice hair

7096
The Flood / Re: Explain your avatar
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:24:18 PM »
Just a thing me and Byrne are doing till Halloween is over really

7097
The Flood / Re: Explain your avatar
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:22:49 PM »

7098
Gaming / Re: Asura's Wrath
« on: October 07, 2015, 07:01:00 PM »
Always regretted never picking this up when it came out tbh
I always thought about it

Then forgot until a few weeks ago

7099
Gaming / Re: Asura's Wrath
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:53:10 PM »

7100
Gaming / Re: Will Star Wars Battlefront live up to the Battlefront name?
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:42:56 PM »

7101
The Flood / Re: tbh fam lets all live on mars
« on: October 07, 2015, 05:28:39 PM »
Tru

Because cannibalism between weebs.
.-.

7102
Gaming / Re: Asura's Wrath
« on: October 07, 2015, 04:46:47 PM »

7103
Gaming / Re: Asura's Wrath
« on: October 07, 2015, 04:45:30 PM »
first

sweet jesus your formatting

FUCK
YER
FACE

7104
Gaming / Spoiler Asura's Wrath
« on: October 07, 2015, 04:42:43 PM »



So, after watching a dude named Cry play this. Looked real nifty since I heard about it before.

Byrne, me and Oss watched it a bit.

And good ol' Byrne actually got it for my birthday Even though it makes me feel bad, you didnt need to do it buddy


So yeah here goes (this isn't a review, just talking about it)

Spoilers and bascially a shitty 'rundown' of the whole game.
v v v v v v Psy thinks I cant make threads worse than him, I'll show him

Spoiler
So Asura's Wrath. Yeah, you play as that guy, You're the angriest father in the universe, you're also a Demigod. Also Robot-cyborg thing man. and you are the Sixed armed man. More arms = STRONK

Still confused on that part. Its cool though.

The game is a QTE fuck fest and its like 30fps and dropping, its the game for real men who literally piss gasoline, who also like to punch the shit out of everything.


So the start of the game, they throw you straight into a space battle, but youre just dropping through space. Firing fireballs from your hands.

YouTube


Its basically the 'final push' to save the world after twelve thousand years to finally kill Vlitra. Who IS the world. Basically.... Some giant worm thingy in the planets core because Japan.

https://youtu.be/bRF9kXwkaHQ?t=651 (Its opening)

After you 'kill' it, you go home 700 years later (which is like a day for these motherfuckers) and see your wife with your daughter. Durga and Mithra. blah blah blah you get framed for killing the Emperor, get attacked by literally the whole city. Have a few low frames fight scenes.

Get killed by Dues.


Then Twelve thousands years later, you come back e.e

I'll speed up now because I'm bored.

You go on some crazy revenge plot  against them and hunt for your daughter.
Many bosses
Many good areas
And some great scenes.

First boss is fat sumo. Like Fat. Sumo.
YouTube

This guy was dumb as hell and fun to fight, he literally becomes bigger than the earth, he's also the easiest. Go figure.

Second was Yasha (The best character ever)
YouTube

This is when you died again. Because Yasha.

After a while into the game, you actually come across somebody who wont run away screaming or try to kill you.
Some girl who as soon as you come back, shes already been taken and you give chase. Yada yada fights, punching shit etc
https://youtu.be/RfzFrJKMgPo?t=862

Karlow was some stupid old fucking hag in a chair on wheels and he was by far the shittest boss. Since well.... He was hardly a 'boss'
https://youtu.be/4Salez0RwKo?t=1240

Augus was the next. This is the greatest fight ever.
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Some fan service/comedy scene with flashbacks
NSFW SRS Some hot buns right here
Spoiler

YouTube

The fight of all fights.

After this bitch kills the girl who liked you.
https://youtu.be/C_DZqNkzGFU?t=619
Asura literally loses it and goes absolutely fucking batshit insane. Like fuck anime. This is some rage right here.

At this point, he's in his Berserk mode. He's basically blinded by rage and loses any brain cells.

Playing as Yasha comes into play... He's getting tired of the bitch Oleg being the bitch and wants to rek her shit.

This was unexpected and really, really fun. 'Cause and Effect' was my favorite chapter because of this.

This part was fun, super fun.
https://youtu.be/zil8Ozu3OTU?t=733

After, still playing as Yasha, you go off with this twinkle faggot called Sergei.
https://youtu.be/gO9FvHtXA-w?t=315
Gets rekt. Asuras rage mode comes in, you fight Asura. You kick his ass.

After this, Deus' plans are at the final stages, Yasha at this point just wants to end it, since the 'Cause' isnt a good one. He's fond his reason to fight back.
Asura catches up and the fight starts
https://youtu.be/2H63R2JNhK0?t=650
(I enjoy the AI helping in this fight)

Yasha's super space bike tho
https://youtu.be/2H63R2JNhK0?t=1175

Deus' last fight
https://youtu.be/HrFrfZ89PPg?t=489

The 'final' chapter
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So they say. But, you need to get an S rank on most chapters in the game to actually carry on with the story.
YouTube


Seriously, never steal this guys daughter
https://youtu.be/pDZlTZDd8qw?t=1023

After. Very much later.
You finally have you last duel with Yasha. ;-;7
https://youtu.be/CH2Px3v_xNA?t=896
This part was tears. His way of 'leading you on'. The idiot.

LASTLY

You fight God. This is a full-on haul fucking ass fight, you got planets getting chucked at you, ORA ORA vs MUDA MUDA. All the stuff an ending for this absurd game needs.

This fight was so freaking hard. But oh god so fun.

https://youtu.be/UXpvLnDM15A?t=885

I absolutely loved the area here, the feel of the fight too.

So, rip Asura, easily the greatest father ever lol. The ending, I saw coming. But nevertheless, good guy.

So after that crap rundown.

This game was great. It was fun and I enjoyed it, still thank Byrne for getting me it. DESPITE THE FACT I COULD HAVE GOT IT MYSELF YOU MORON Some real stupid glitches and areas in which I had no idea how to win. Lots of fights are the same, just fight and get power then RT BOOST them.

If you don't like QTEs BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BAD ARSGEBBKZDLBNJ.GASFNRDFXKDVSD then yeah. Shut up Luci, seriously kid.

OSTs I personally liked.
Spoiler
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YouTube

YouTube

Art
Spoiler





7105
in a tagged NSFW spoiler with the url

no image

7107
Gaming / Re: Will Star Wars Battlefront live up to the Battlefront name?
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:52:35 PM »
Sci fi battlefield
What's not to like?
BF is bad mangg
im never playing it with you again cuz you said that
TRU IS WORSTGIRL
thats fact but rude

7108
Youre pathetic
he works hard to make a positive difference in his physical health and appearance.. but fuck him for being proud of that amirite
Good for him.

Its his attitude.
but is it really any worse than what most of the other users here do? at least he isnt shitposting or inventing new fallacies like half the serious board.
I just cant stand attention seeking or people who are way over their heads
im sorry

i still <3 u tho

7109
Gaming / Re: Will Star Wars Battlefront live up to the Battlefront name?
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:45:05 PM »
Sci fi battlefield
What's not to like?
BF is bad mangg

7110
Gaming / Re: Will Star Wars Battlefront live up to the Battlefront name?
« on: October 07, 2015, 02:27:46 PM »
It'll certainly live up to the battlefield standard.

I've heard that it plays very differently
Considering Battlefront was essentially a Battlefield rip off with a Star Wars skin on, I'm sure they'll do fine.

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