I wish I had your genes.

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 02, 2016, 04:46:13 PM

excuse me

Just saying if someone likes me in that way, they're gay and I'll make sure to show them why

I wouldn't recommend it

Never heard of him

Lmao 6 or something

It's sad how quickly ds3 became irrelevant.

What went wrong?

when they sacrificed decent lore for fan service shit for dks1 fans


Instead of actually looking at what dks2 actually improved on and taking that into account, they were obviously scared to do that again and just wrote the whole thing as a tribute to one.

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 02, 2016, 01:48:27 AM

So they built this all and didn't tell Shepard

Femshep gives the speech in the previous trailer, so it's reasonable to assume launch occurred somewhere before 2 & 3, and it was never acknowledged because they hadn't thought of this at the time of writing the game.

hardly engaging. Also that was indeed a joke.

That's my point though, it's easy to assume it's during or between 2 & 3's but my point is it's so weird and obvious they didn't think of this, it just feels shoved in as an excuse to make another. Mentioning it in one trailer? Are there any other things?

I mean which is fine, but it's probably because I don't care for ME and haven't been hyped. I have been told by people the MP will be back though.

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 02, 2016, 01:48:27 AM

So they built this all and didn't tell Shepard

Any reason they needed to?

I wonder

It's not like this was just shoved in to make a new ME anyway

Wouldn't say I've seen many fucked up things in my games so I guess if I had to find a game I did play that had a literal WHAT the fuck scene




Probably because I have a very bad soft spot for children

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 02, 2016, 01:40:39 AM

I lack testosterone and have too much estrogen for my gender

What all does that entail exactly?

i can get cancer and grow some big ol diddies


Seeming gay isn't going to phase me at this point

Only 4, just a phase

Futa is not gay, I'll explain the math.

Futa on woman is less gay than male on female. I went to college.

Male genitalia + male body = male
Female genitalia + female body = female

Male genitalia + female body = Futa

Female + male genitalia + female body = Herm

For the purpose of this exercise, let YG be male dongs and YB be male bodies. XG will be female vags and XB will be female bodies (including breasts).

So, a generic 1 on 1 "Straight" Porno will go as such:

YB+YG = 1 male
Plus
XB+XG = 1 female
Thus we have a 1:1 male/female ratio. We can use this as a baseline for what is "Straight" or not.

(XB+XG)2 = 2 women (Lesbians). We can surmise that this is "Straighter" than the base line of 1 male on 1 female. However this is where things can get interesting.

(XB+XG) + (YG+XB) = 1 female on 1 futa

We have lost one male defining physical trait (the male body) in exchange for one more female defining trait (the female body).

Using this simple formula, we can thus derive that (XB+XG) + (XB+YG) > (XB+XG) + (YB+YG) in terms of "Straightness".

We can also utilize this formula to place futa on futa roughly on equal footing as male on female in terms of "Straightness".


You see, son, sexuality isn't black and white. Everyone's a little gay and everyone's a little straight. Trying to say otherwise is just a nonsensical pissing contest, and really you're just holding yourself back for no other reason than personal pride.

What's worse? Shutting yourself off from terabytes of nice high quality porn?

Or having to come to terms with your own sexuality?

>I sure enjoying playing with my own penis
>But I'm not no fag, I don't like looking at OTHER penises or anything; especially when they're connected to pretty women

I went to college for this.

we get it
You fap

YO HO

@Casper

haha loser

We could have prevented this

Hmm

No idea accent isn't something I look out for