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Messages - True Turquoise

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:42:46 PM »
I vote team BRs

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The Flood / Re: Am I a valuable member of the Avengers?
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:41:21 PM »



Well, you're rocketman, mehhh, its close enough

17673
The Flood / Re: Red or white wine?
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:05:45 PM »
red

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:02:56 PM »
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
you've been raped?
well then.
Rape is an over-exaggeration, but my siblings and I are probably a little overtly touchy. Oh well, nothing I can do about it at this point.
.. I see

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:57:57 PM »
Sisters always rape their siblings

Source: have a sister
you've been raped?
well then.

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:50:43 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore
You understand this whole conversation has been allegory to post-rape trauma, yes?
My sister wouldn't rape me.

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 09:06:59 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls
It's okay, you're safe now. She can't hurt you anymore.
On the contrary, I don't like pizza anymore

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:51:50 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid
And you were powerless to stop her. How did that make you feel?

MY RAGE MADE MY AHOGE SO STRONG IT WENT THROUGH MY FUCKING SAFETY HAT


pretty upset. I cried, like I said

seriously, Saber pls

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The Flood / Re: bmi thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:46:10 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:42:07 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.
Is "slice of pizza" a euphemism here?
I don't understand....

No, she just took it and ate it in front of me. I wasn't a happy kid

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The Flood / Re: I've made a terrible mistake...
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:37:02 PM »
My sister stole my slice of pizza when we were little once, I cried for 2 hours.

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The Flood / Re: bmi thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 08:19:09 PM »
19.3



I haven't checked my weight in ages... so lets just assume that's completely off

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:44:48 PM »
these pictures are just dumb.

stop being sad, be happy


Fucking make me, m8.

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The Flood / Re: Hi, I'm drunk
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:43:35 PM »
Pro tip: texting your ex while you're drunk is always a great idea.


Not.
who does that?
*sheepishly raises hand*
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Feels thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:42:51 PM »
these pictures are just dumb.

stop being sad, be happy

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The Flood / Re: Hi, I'm drunk
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:41:42 PM »
Pro tip: texting your ex while you're drunk is always a great idea.


Not.
who does that?

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The Flood / Re: Hi, I'm drunk
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:39:30 PM »
Reading

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Gaming / Re: Brought the Crew, returned it 30 minutes later
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:23:18 PM »
The open world driving game, where the driving is the worst mechanic right?

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The Flood / Re: interactive thread
« on: December 27, 2014, 07:16:04 PM »
oh hell no, I've seen this movie.


NOPE BACKWARDS WE GOOO

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The Flood / Re: About to eat this for the first time
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:39:28 PM »
I like them. A bit overrated though

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The Flood / Re: Korra, I have a question.
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:05:42 PM »
tongues

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 04:45:07 PM »
Guys, it's for the best if Tru's sister doesn't come here. If she sees the shit we all see, she may think her brother is gay.

can we stop fucking talking about my sister.
Can we start talking about fucking your sister?
funny.

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:58:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:55:28 PM »
Guys, it's for the best if Tru's sister doesn't come here. If she sees the shit we all see, she may think her brother is gay.

can we stop talking about fucking my sister.

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:51:38 PM »
Guys, it's for the best if Tru's sister doesn't come here. If she sees the shit we all see, she may think her brother is gay.

can we stop fucking talking about my sister.
Can we talk about your maids instead?
who? the American maid when I was like 7?

Probably dead.

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:49:57 PM »
Guys, it's for the best if Tru's sister doesn't come here. If she sees the shit we all see, she may think her brother is gay.

can we stop fucking talking about my sister.

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:43:27 PM »
The point of this?....

yes?...
You should get your sister on here.

How old is your sister? Is she really a girl?
How about no?

Not telling you her age, and yes, shes a bloody girl you moron.
*she's
Good job, here is a star for your effort to be smart and funny.

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:35:11 PM »
The point of this?....

yes?...
You should get your sister on here.

How old is your sister? Is she really a girl?
How about no?

Not telling you her age, and yes, shes a bloody girl you moron.

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The Flood / Re: Read Byrne's posts in an irish accent.
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:58:17 PM »
The point of this?....

yes?...

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The Flood / Re: Everyone vs Psychologist in a fist fight
« on: December 27, 2014, 12:57:21 PM »
He has tentacle arms tho

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