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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:36:06 PM »
But when you think about it.

It's just a day when you waste money and can be 100% certain that the other half is excessively horny.

Not even dude.

In my experience the only thing garunteed was that I'd be spending money.

Being able to save that money is one of the few perks of being single.
Well of course, You're LC



I'm sorry I don't think I quite heard what you said there Tru.




Don't make that face

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The Flood / Re: >he has no mix
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:50:21 PM »
It was a typo, I make those.

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:34:44 PM »

Don't like wine
In my experience, this is only said by people who have only had shitty wine, which, can be all too abundant in religious communities like the Evangelical kingdom of the former Soviet England, now known as the Caliphate of Britbongistan.
Wait till October. I can drink then.

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:34:06 PM »
Considering I've never celebrated it, it means nothing to me.
You don't have to celebrate it to get tons of chocolate.
I only got chocolate once, and that was in 3rd grade. So yea, it really is just another day to me.
Aww, poor yu.
MFW I see other people with chocolate on Valentine's

>TFW


Don't like ice cream
Don't like chocolate
Don't Like fizzy drinks that much
Don't Like fudge
Don't like toffee
Don't like wine
Don't like cookies
Don't lie cake



Oh trust me, I know how it feels.
You can't be considered human anymore. That badge has officially been revoked.
At least I like pizza still.
Picky eater.
I'm not. I cant help it that i dont like them

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:28:32 PM »
Considering I've never celebrated it, it means nothing to me.
You don't have to celebrate it to get tons of chocolate.
I only got chocolate once, and that was in 3rd grade. So yea, it really is just another day to me.
Aww, poor yu.
MFW I see other people with chocolate on Valentine's

>TFW


Don't like ice cream
Don't like chocolate
Don't Like fizzy drinks that much
Don't Like fudge
Don't like toffee
Don't like wine
Don't like cookies
Don't lie cake



Oh trust me, I know how it feels.
You can't be considered human anymore. That badge has officially been revoked.
At least I like pizza still.

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:26:04 PM »
Considering I've never celebrated it, it means nothing to me.
You don't have to celebrate it to get tons of chocolate.
I only got chocolate once, and that was in 3rd grade. So yea, it really is just another day to me.
Aww, poor yu.
MFW I see other people with chocolate on Valentine's

>TFW


Don't like ice cream
Don't like chocolate
Don't Like fizzy drinks that much
Don't Like fudge
Don't like toffee
Don't like wine
Don't like cookies
Don't lie cake



Oh trust me, I know how it feels.

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The Flood / Re: The SuperBowl broke a record
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:23:30 PM »
Not all Americans like Football, PSU. Some of us enjoy other sports.

I don't see how one could not enjoy Football.


Simple, they don't find it fun.

I enjoy most sports, and watching them is great.

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Gaming / Re: Anynig wanna play ODST?
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:12:42 PM »
me

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:07:28 PM »
But when you think about it.

It's just a day when you waste money and can be 100% certain that the other half is excessively horny.

Not even dude.

In my experience the only thing garunteed was that I'd be spending money.

Being able to save that money is one of the few perks of being single.
Well of course, You're LC



I'm sorry I don't think I quite heard what you said there Tru.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:54:59 PM »


You morons get out my thread
*our thread
No, screw you I'm doing an Elegiac.
You're simultaneously smoking mids and masturbating vigorously to fantasies of Kiyo?
Yes. Because he had a thing for Kiyo
I know, that was half of the joke.
He gone come in here and be like fuk you tru and make threads about me now and gun start drama
Ooooh, sounds entertaining.
With Elegiac, its always entertaining 

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:52:56 PM »
But when you think about it.

It's just a day when you waste money and can be 100% certain that the other half is excessively horny.

Not even dude.

In my experience the only thing garunteed was that I'd be spending money.

Being able to save that money is one of the few perks of being single.
Well of course, You're LC

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:52:19 PM »


You morons get out my thread
*our thread
No, screw you I'm doing an Elegiac.
You're simultaneously smoking mids and masturbating vigorously to fantasies of Kiyo?
Yes. Because he had a thing for Kiyo
I know, that was half of the joke.
He gone come in here and be like fuk you tru and make threads about me now and gun start drama

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:48:46 PM »


You morons get out my thread
*our thread
No, screw you I'm doing an Elegiac.
You're simultaneously smoking mids and masturbating vigorously to fantasies of Kiyo?
Yes. Because he had a thing for Kiyo

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:46:51 PM »

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Gaming / Re: 18 minutes of Dark So... I mean BloodBorne
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:45:07 PM »


FUCK YOU SONY
You can always come here and play. :)
I haven't even played on my one for ages, because all the games I want aren't here yet.
What games are those?
Dying Light
Halo 5
The Division
DarkSouls 2 (Xbone port)
Dying Light is out though
Money and some shit about the hard copies aren't yet, fuck digital fucking memory space is a bitch. Like you
You have to install the game from the disc anyway you spong. It'll take up the same amount of storage space either way.
ITS SPONGE AND YOU CALL YOURSELF BRITISH.
Yeah, but I just like to get discs more anyway.
spong =/= sponge you pleb.
I'll kick your ass
I'll fuck your eye socket faggot
I'll break yo legs

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:44:13 PM »


You morons get out my thread

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Gaming / Re: 18 minutes of Dark So... I mean BloodBorne
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:42:52 PM »


FUCK YOU SONY
You can always come here and play. :)
I haven't even played on my one for ages, because all the games I want aren't here yet.
What games are those?
Dying Light
Halo 5
The Division
DarkSouls 2 (Xbone port)
Dying Light is out though
Money and some shit about the hard copies aren't yet, fuck digital fucking memory space is a bitch. Like you
You have to install the game from the disc anyway you spong. It'll take up the same amount of storage space either way.
ITS SPONGE AND YOU CALL YOURSELF BRITISH.
Yeah, but I just like to get discs more anyway.
spong =/= sponge you pleb.
I'll kick your ass

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:42:27 PM »
Doped up on a fuckton of medication for a serious issue.
AIDS?

Haha, I wish.
What then?

Fractured a tooth near the back of my mouth, nerve died, got necrosis and a bad abscess. My face is totally fucked right now. Hopefully things will be back to normal in a week or two.
Typical Bong

Nah, I actually take care of my teeth. But dental hygiene truly is really poor here in bongistan.
Dentistry in Britain actually is good, though.
It's funny because everyone I know has great teeth. Like they have no problems

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Gaming / Re: 18 minutes of Dark So... I mean BloodBorne
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:40:52 PM »


FUCK YOU SONY
You can always come here and play. :)
I haven't even played on my one for ages, because all the games I want aren't here yet.
What games are those?
Dying Light
Halo 5
The Division
DarkSouls 2 (Xbone port)
Dying Light is out though
Money and some shit about the hard copies aren't yet, fuck digital fucking memory space is a bitch. Like you
You have to install the game from the disc anyway you spong. It'll take up the same amount of storage space either way.
ITS SPONGE AND YOU CALL YOURSELF BRITISH.
Yeah, but I just like to get discs more anyway.

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Gaming / Re: 18 minutes of Dark So... I mean BloodBorne
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:36:23 PM »


FUCK YOU SONY
You can always come here and play. :)
I haven't even played on my one for ages, because all the games I want aren't here yet.
What games are those?
Dying Light
Halo 5
The Division
DarkSouls 2 (Xbone port)
Dying Light is out though
Money and some shit about the hard copies aren't yet, fuck digital fucking memory space is a bitch. Like you

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Gaming / Re: 18 minutes of Dark So... I mean BloodBorne
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:32:00 PM »


FUCK YOU SONY
You can always come here and play. :)
I haven't even played on my one for ages, because all the games I want aren't here yet.
What games are those?
Dying Light
Halo 5
The Division
DarkSouls 2 (Xbone port)

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:31:06 PM »
But when you think about it.

It's just a day when you waste money and can be 100% certain that the other half is excessively horny.
For that 'romantic' dim candle fuck

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Gaming / Re: 18 minutes of Dark So... I mean BloodBorne
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:28:32 PM »


FUCK YOU SONY
You can always come here and play. :)
I haven't even played on my one for ages, because all the games I want aren't here yet.

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The Flood / Re: What should I fap to tonight?
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:20:58 PM »
What the actual fuck is going on in here?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw random tuesday off from work
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:17:25 PM »

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