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13711
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:15:39 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
A whole lot of you really seem to love Muslims though.
*London, Birmingham and the Government.
Isn't the London the only important city in bongland?
No.
Really? It's got the big bonger clock and the queen. What else is there?
you're implying she means anything other than a traditional value.
Okay, then it's still got the giant bong clock.
its not that big really...
13712
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:12:40 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
A whole lot of you really seem to love Muslims though.
*London, Birmingham and the Government.
Isn't the London the only important city in bongland?
No.
Really? It's got the big bonger clock and the queen. What else is there?
you're implying she means anything other than a traditional value.
13713
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:11:07 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
A whole lot of you really seem to love Muslims though.
*London, Birmingham and the Government.
Isn't the London the only important city in bongland?
hahaha... you're joking right?
13714
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:08:11 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
A whole lot of you really seem to love Muslims though.
*London, Birmingham and the Government.
Leigh park too.
13715
« on: February 24, 2015, 01:03:55 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
A whole lot of you really seem to love Muslims though.
Yeah, they let a lot of people in. OT; Seriously though. I'm not.
13716
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:57:19 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
Shut up, Gobshite
Fuck off, nobhead
Wanker
dicklick
ballbag
cuntstain
wankstain
13717
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:56:49 PM »
A teacher
13718
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:55:47 PM »
13719
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:54:36 PM »
Was it to your waifu again?
13720
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:53:35 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
Shut up, Gobshite
Fuck off, nobhead
Wanker
dicklick
ballbag
13721
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:52:21 PM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Oh oh! I learned how to do that in the children's hospital a few years ago 
The dummy wasn't screaming but still, the tube went in pretty easily. I might be a bit rusty, but that's why I'd recommend taking a few paracetamol before it begins >_>
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could eat your pizza like a big boy, aeroplane noises and all <.<
You know, if that doesn't work, we can always try the steps of a needle chest decompression, just in a different location and with a bigger needle.
There is that <.<
Also the feeding tube that goes through the abdomen into the stomach, they didn't teach us how to do that one but I'm sure a craft-knife and a garden hose would suffice.
Hoses might come apart inside. 'll go grab some brake lines from the garage.
And put my ready face on.
We're commin, Tru.
Sounds like a plan : D
Spoiler  Tru, stop being so tsundere and eat the fucking pizza
what the fuck
To the Das with a knife thing or the Otaku dinner date pic?
what the fuck is going on?
Well, I was offering to do a nasoesophagul tube placement, or a stomach pump-garden hose insertion thing if ya didn't eat your pizza. Das kindly offered to bring along a knife and some brake-lines to use.
Then the otaku dinner date is an old pic that's been floating around the internet for a few years at least, some weaboo having pizza and milk with his dakimakura.
<_< I ate a little.
13722
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:51:46 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
Shut up, Gobshite
Fuck off, nobhead
Wanker
13723
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:51:11 PM »
I'm only just getting into BF4.
Hardline was okay.
13724
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:48:23 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
We're not jealous, we just hate everyone, including the ourselves.
Shut up, Gobshite
13725
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:44:55 PM »
im British, we're jealous, of course i am
13726
« on: February 24, 2015, 12:25:52 PM »
The only thing the boys talked about was jacking off in the showers before school and how i t made them cool
Wait.... So people actually do that..?
Perfect for conditioner.
.____________.
13727
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:53:17 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Oh oh! I learned how to do that in the children's hospital a few years ago
The dummy wasn't screaming but still, the tube went in pretty easily. I might be a bit rusty, but that's why I'd recommend taking a few paracetamol before it begins >_>
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could eat your pizza like a big boy, aeroplane noises and all <.<
You know, if that doesn't work, we can always try the steps of a needle chest decompression, just in a different location and with a bigger needle.
There is that <.<
Also the feeding tube that goes through the abdomen into the stomach, they didn't teach us how to do that one but I'm sure a craft-knife and a garden hose would suffice.
Hoses might come apart inside. 'll go grab some brake lines from the garage.
And put my ready face on.
We're commin, Tru.
Sounds like a plan : D
Spoiler Tru, stop being so tsundere and eat the fucking pizza
what the fuck
To the Das with a knife thing or the Otaku dinner date pic?
what the fuck is going on?
13728
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:52:40 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Oh oh! I learned how to do that in the children's hospital a few years ago
The dummy wasn't screaming but still, the tube went in pretty easily. I might be a bit rusty, but that's why I'd recommend taking a few paracetamol before it begins >_>
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could eat your pizza like a big boy, aeroplane noises and all <.<
You know, if that doesn't work, we can always try the steps of a needle chest decompression, just in a different location and with a bigger needle.
There is that <.<
Also the feeding tube that goes through the abdomen into the stomach, they didn't teach us how to do that one but I'm sure a craft-knife and a garden hose would suffice.
Hoses might come apart inside. 'll go grab some brake lines from the garage.
And put my ready face on.
We're commin, Tru.
13729
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:51:07 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Oh oh! I learned how to do that in the children's hospital a few years ago
The dummy wasn't screaming but still, the tube went in pretty easily. I might be a bit rusty, but that's why I'd recommend taking a few paracetamol before it begins >_>
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could eat your pizza like a big boy, aeroplane noises and all <.<
You know, if that doesn't work, we can always try the steps of a needle chest decompression, just in a different location and with a bigger needle.
There is that <.<
Also the feeding tube that goes through the abdomen into the stomach, they didn't teach us how to do that one but I'm sure a craft-knife and a garden hose would suffice.
Hoses might come apart inside. 'll go grab some brake lines from the garage.
And put my ready face on.
We're commin, Tru.
Sounds like a plan : D
Spoiler Tru, stop being so tsundere and eat the fucking pizza
what the fuck
13730
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:33:13 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Have you tried not being a pizza hating communist?
Why of course that's why I'm eating it now with my lovely sister
Tru would never call his sister lovely.
Tru's sister get off tru's phone
Oh he would, he loves me Dammit
13731
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:29:09 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Oh oh! I learned how to do that in the children's hospital a few years ago
The dummy wasn't screaming but still, the tube went in pretty easily. I might be a bit rusty, but that's why I'd recommend taking a few paracetamol before it begins >_>
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you could eat your pizza like a big boy, aeroplane noises and all <.<
NO
13732
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:28:34 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
Have you tried not being a pizza hating communist?
Why of course that's why I'm eating it now with my lovely sister
13733
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:19:44 AM »
My sister is making me have a pizza today because I refuse to eat pizza.
Oh boy. It's going to be force feeding.
13734
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:18:35 AM »
13735
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:17:27 AM »
The amount of intolerance some of you exhibit, even if you're not being series, only goes to show why you're retarded.
The sad thing is; my family is religious. They didn't raise me up religious because they wanted me to decide for myself as I got older.
ot: what difference does it make if they're religious or not?
Taking that into account, when you watch things like Religious with a more open and grown up mind, you realize Bill Maher sounds less an intelligent guy and more an edgy fedora tipping cunt.
13736
« on: February 24, 2015, 11:01:49 AM »
Would you rather was a bad film.
Would you rather be a male stripper or a brony?
13737
« on: February 24, 2015, 10:03:18 AM »
Mmm all these amazing non working Webm
13738
« on: February 24, 2015, 10:00:37 AM »
Deal with it. Since when did you call me that? No. since just. deal with it.
13739
« on: February 24, 2015, 09:04:01 AM »
The Age of exploration.
13740
« on: February 24, 2015, 08:38:34 AM »
The only thing the boys talked about was jacking off in the showers before school and how i t made them cool
Wait.... So people actually do that..?
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