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10051
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:31:16 AM »
verbatimposting
what
Grasping at straws and trying to make a jab.
are you explaining what he's doing or what verbposting is supposed to be?
10052
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:24:12 AM »
Spreadsheets
10053
« on: July 02, 2015, 05:50:59 AM »
10054
« on: July 01, 2015, 09:05:58 PM »
So who is DeadeyeGoddess? He seems pretty salty.
That's Noelle
shoulda figured
I feel like she was lurking here to find that thread in the first place.
Lurks here everyday
10055
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:46:28 PM »
A sex offender, pathological liar, and a priest walk in to a bar. He sits down and has a drink.
......
I was wondering why you made a joke about yourself. But srs, I just got the joke >.>
10056
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:36:55 PM »
A sex offender, pathological liar, and a priest walk in to a bar. He sits down and has a drink.
......
10057
« on: July 01, 2015, 05:18:46 PM »
10058
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:26:28 PM »
Have you people never pissed on the lawn because the bathroom's occupied forever?
Sometimes I do even when it's not.
<___________________________________<
10059
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:26:04 PM »
JoJo for president
do you want air force one to crash
As long as he isn't the pilot. Its all good.
10060
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:23:28 PM »
I don't care about the story so
Continue being levas
I bite my thumb at you
10061
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:19:06 PM »
JoJo for president
10062
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:12:11 PM »
You cant eat him gasai, hes not a burger
I'm not your average puddin'
10063
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:10:21 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
I'd fucking love to if she never locks the bathroom door.
Turn the kitchen taps on, its all the same pipes
oh and watch out for the jaw punch
Ugh that means I have to go downstairs
why are you so fat?
I'll fucking eat you and your soul.
10064
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:07:12 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
I'd fucking love to if she never locks the bathroom door.
Turn the kitchen taps on, its all the same pipes
oh and watch out for the jaw punch
Ugh that means I have to go downstairs
why are you so fat?
10065
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:01:57 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
my older brothers used to do this to me all the time, because the light switch for the bathroom was conveniently placed outside of the bathroom rather than inside it.
i had to take many dark showers before my dad eventually fixed that, lol.
Yeah... we still have that and we have light switch wars <_<
10066
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:01:08 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
I'd fucking love to if she never locks the bathroom door.
Turn the kitchen taps on, its all the same pipes oh and watch out for the jaw punch
10067
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:59:19 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
10068
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:57:01 PM »
She took almost an hour and I was reduced to tears almost rolling around on my bed.
Tell us where she touched you
 kill yourself
10069
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:55:36 PM »
You see, one time, my sister got back from her run and was in the shower for ages.
And I just had lots of water, I needed to pee and it took forever, I couldn't go to the downstairs bathroom because it was being renovated. I couldn't go in either, the shower is glass and the toilet faces it basically.
She took almost an hour and I was reduced to tears almost rolling around on my bed.
Have you people never pissed on the lawn because the bathroom's occupied forever?
Why the hell would I do that? WHO PEES IN THEIR YARD?
10070
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:54:26 PM »
I'd fuck Tru's sister then post about it here and quote Tru
She'd snap you in half, little man
10071
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:53:13 PM »
You see, one time, my sister got back from her run and was in the shower for ages.
And I just had lots of water, I needed to pee and it took forever, I couldn't go to the downstairs bathroom because it was being renovated. I couldn't go in either, the shower is glass and the toilet faces it basically.
She took almost an hour and I was reduced to tears almost rolling around on my bed.
10072
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:51:04 PM »
10073
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:49:39 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
Ugh she's stupid and will probably get back with her ex that broke her heart.
Stop her then.
Nah, she ain't the smartest girl I met anyways.
Perfect for you. Your personalities match. Go for the heart 
10074
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:44:50 PM »
Ehhhhh
Meh story and it messes up the actual Crysis story
But its fun.
10075
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:41:41 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
Ugh she's stupid and will probably get back with her ex that broke her heart.
Stop her then.
10076
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:31:13 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
He beta'd out of that one.
10077
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:21:50 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
10078
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:20:35 PM »
hi das i mean daz
10079
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:15:46 PM »
uhh yeah no
a girl can never be taller than me
How tall are you tho
5'9"... or 5.8
all the girls i've had interest in were all shorter than me, like 5'4"
aren't you like 6 feet? i remember you, i think, being super tall
6ft isn't tall that's normal nowadays
10080
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:07:02 PM »
I would pull up the whole bad christian thing but that's so boring.
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