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« on: February 05, 2016, 09:00:13 PM »
You'd pass out and start breathing again before you died.
I didn't think about that. Don't tell them, it would ruin it.
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« on: February 05, 2016, 08:59:38 PM »
Wow, I'm pretty someone else made this thread before and I'm pretty sure you should kill yourself.
Link it, ya Dafty.
423
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:58:54 PM »
Death can't die
That's not true, Taco Bell breakfast kills me every time.
424
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:54:59 PM »
Wait, I changed it. Try it now. 
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« on: February 05, 2016, 08:47:16 PM »
MUST HAVE TIER :
-IQ of MINIMUM 130. MUST be MORE intelligent than me.
-7/10 or above
-Can cook
-Enjoys my sense of humour
-Is an Authoritarian or anarchist
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES :
-Is a 'gamer gurl'
-Watches capehsit
-Likes 'nerd culture'
-Is a feminist
-Has left-leaning tendencies
-Plays video games
I get the whole fake gamer girl thing, but whats wrong with a girl who genuinely like video games?
Are you still dating that one girl that was on bungie??
Yes, we've been together for 5 years and I proposed to her and she said yes.
THAT'S AMAZING!! That's super cool, dude. Congrats, when is the marriage?
Well, basically I can afford to organise it any time, there's just a few thing we want to have sorted first, primarily a mortgage on a home. That first then the marriage.
Ahh, I see. I expect an invite. 
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« on: February 05, 2016, 08:38:38 PM »
Step 1. Hold your breath for 5 hours.
Step 2. Die
427
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:33:14 PM »
My type is nerdy, curvy, intelligent, and sarcastic.
Why don't you just go ahead and say, "Bitter, fat, introvert."
You should have seen the last girl. Cutest little thing I've ever seen. And you act like chubby girls are bitter and introverted, she was not. She was out of my league. Golden hair, blue eyes, and hourglass figure. Yeah you guys were right that I would screw it up, I wish I didn't.
Actually, those other adjectives were based off of the other attributes you suggested.
And yes, your obesity fetish is disgusting.
Obese or overweight? Either way....eeh
428
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:31:56 PM »
What are you wearing
Jeans and a striped sweater
Is it comfortable
More or less
Take it off.
429
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:31:01 PM »
MUST HAVE TIER :
-IQ of MINIMUM 130. MUST be MORE intelligent than me.
-7/10 or above
-Can cook
-Enjoys my sense of humour
-Is an Authoritarian or anarchist
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES :
-Is a 'gamer gurl'
-Watches capehsit
-Likes 'nerd culture'
-Is a feminist
-Has left-leaning tendencies
-Plays video games
I get the whole fake gamer girl thing, but whats wrong with a girl who genuinely like video games?
Are you still dating that one girl that was on bungie??
Yes, we've been together for 5 years and I proposed to her and she said yes.
THAT'S AMAZING!! That's super cool, dude. Congrats, when is the marriage?
430
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:11:18 PM »
fidelity is something i'd value above pretty much all else
yes, integrity and honor would be lovely.
431
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:08:48 PM »
Can I post in Loaf thread??
No
but if you follow the rules fuck you poser scum you do not belong here
Poser scum?
What am I posing?!
False do not entry because you will be burned and died
I am Loaf, Loaf is life.
432
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:06:37 PM »
Can I post in Loaf thread??
No
but if you follow the rules fuck you poser scum you do not belong here
Poser scum? What am I posing?!
433
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:05:34 PM »
I NEED TO SEE THIS FILM!!!!!!
434
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:02:54 PM »
Can I post in Loaf thread??
435
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:01:29 PM »
MUST HAVE TIER :
-IQ of MINIMUM 130. MUST be MORE intelligent than me.
-7/10 or above
-Can cook
-Enjoys my sense of humour
-Is an Authoritarian or anarchist
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES :
-Is a 'gamer gurl'
-Watches capehsit
-Likes 'nerd culture'
-Is a feminist
-Has left-leaning tendencies
-Plays video games
I get the whole fake gamer girl thing, but whats wrong with a girl who genuinely like video games?
Are you still dating that one girl that was on bungie??
436
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:50:54 PM »
Never have, hopefully never will.
I always have something to strive and hope for. Something to keep me going.
437
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:45:19 PM »
Similar interests would be nice.
I like creative people because I'm not very creative myself.
I also have bizarre tastes in women's physical appearance.
I feel ya, sometimes I look for opposites as well. Like, I want some one more talkative than me. Sometimes I'm silent unless in a social situation.
438
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:30:45 PM »
Yo Charlie, my mom just got re-married.
You lost your chance, bub.
I think ex-Mrs Charlie proves that being married means nothing
#can'tstopthecucklord
Nigga, you single now?
Cucking....blech!
Been over a year. Bitch cheated on me
Sh*t dude, I'm sorry to hear that. I've been cheated on a few times, sucks. You're better than her anyways. I hope you're getting better P than ever before.
439
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:28:24 PM »
Yo Charlie, my mom just got re-married.
You lost your chance, bub.
I think ex-Mrs Charlie proves that being married means nothing
#can'tstopthecucklord
Nigga, you single now? Cucking....blech!
440
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:25:35 PM »
Yo Charlie, my mom just got re-married.
You lost your chance, bub.
441
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:23:29 PM »
My momma don't like you and she likes everyone.
442
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:11:04 PM »
my girl wants me to whip but i'd rather naenae
Do the stanky leg.
443
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:08:11 PM »
Princess mononoke
great film, probably my favourite ghibli one tbh
Amen!
444
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:07:42 PM »
No it was not Hentai,or Ichy, Manga .. or whatever that shit called.
Near the end of my shift today two of my co-workers were having a dispute about over a shows I think. I was in the area cleaning up my workstation after a busy works week.
After about 10 mins of them bickering they turned to me and asked my opinion on the matter. I explain to them that I didn't watch much tv and when I did it was racing or soccer.
Long story short they invited me over and watched something called wolf child and Princess Monoroko. It was in Japanese with subtitles.
Both films had an interesting story line and characters and was entertaining. It took me awhile to get used to watching anime cinematography.
Over all experience 7/10.
Princess mononoke is one of my favorites! I'm glad they had the sense to show you that one.
445
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:04:02 PM »
>Implying Roman would know that
He's got nothing on me when it comes to Star Wars.
Go away, Roman
Fug
7?... c'mere bby
446
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:02:34 PM »
If you can point out the exact number of hilt clips on Anakin's lightsaber (the one Luke uses in IV and V) you are worthy of my seed and hand in marriage.
7?...
447
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:53:07 PM »
I try to chase women that I want to fuck, but they always run away.
Do you literally chase them though? >->
448
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:51:36 PM »
Tang
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« on: February 05, 2016, 06:50:46 PM »
3rd line in the first category...lol
Some people, if you made it to Dolphin status....
Whats wrong with dolphin bukakke?
Nothing. I think. You'd just have to be at a terrible mental state for that to rev your engines.
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« on: February 05, 2016, 06:47:09 PM »
a minimum of three beans
What does this mean. 0_____0
three beans please
Deal.
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