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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:29:44 PM »
I can cut sarcasm this thick with a knife and melt on some rye bread for an afternoon snack.
Well done, bravo!
I can't believe it's real sarcasm.

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The Flood / Re: Self help thread, lets master ourselves.
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:27:37 PM »
You're cute
But "choose this life you're on your own"
Join me, and we can rule the galaxy!

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The Flood / Re: what are your criteria for stealing children
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:24:20 PM »
I steal children around the age of 40 years of age.

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:22:18 PM »
So you used enough Google to know what the acronym stands for, but just stopped there?

Wikipedia exists.
>assuming I used google
Honestly, I just guessed. I didn't even know it was a thing.
So "I stopped there" because I didn't know if that's what it was or not. But thnx for the help.

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The Flood / Re: Dying my Hair in 3 Hours
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:20:08 PM »
Thanks goodness I'm bald.

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The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL Super Bowl 50 Thread - Panthers vs Broncos
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:18:16 PM »
Panthers are going to rock 'em, no contest.

You were saying?
I take everything back.

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The Flood / Re: Models
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:17:11 PM »
I used to have a lot of warhammer models, but I sold them all sadly.

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The Flood / Re: Self help thread, lets master ourselves.
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:11:23 PM »
I need to start being more positive, even when there's no reason for it. I'm too much of a realist.
Dang, I'm the same way. But I will say I have been doing better at looking at the brighter side of things and having more hope.

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:02:33 PM »
But it helps with so many things, such as body building....
"So many things"

Really just musculature, sexual drive, and androgenics

I don't get the urge to jack off more than once every few days. I think my testosterone-lowering efforts are working
What are you doing for it already? I'd recommend more soy products
Believe me, I've been eating my weight in soy and flaxseed. Also, red clover, fennel, hops, saw palmetto, etc. Really the only bad thing about my diet is I can't eat fats/oils or red meat. Both of which are delicious.
Why do you not want that though??
I have GID

not going to become a tranny or anything but w/e, doesn't hurt to try to get my tesoterone down and estrogen up
What's gender identity disorder?...

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:51:31 PM »
But it helps with so many things, such as body building....
"So many things"

Really just musculature, sexual drive, and androgenics

I don't get the urge to jack off more than once every few days. I think my testosterone-lowering efforts are working
What are you doing for it already? I'd recommend more soy products
Believe me, I've been eating my weight in soy and flaxseed. Also, red clover, fennel, hops, saw palmetto, etc. Really the only bad thing about my diet is I can't eat fats/oils or red meat. Both of which are delicious.
Why do you not want that though??

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:45:16 PM »
I don't get the urge to jack off more than once every few days. I think my testosterone-lowering efforts are working
Why would you ever want lower testosterone!?
Because testosterone is the strongest androgen in your body
But it helps with so many things, such as body building....

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The Flood / Self help thread, lets master ourselves.
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:44:39 PM »
"I can't help it, it's just who I am." "It's just my nature"
No more excuses, let's change! Let's list off some negative things about ourselves, and then create SPECIFIC goals on how we can improve.
—————--
So, why would we do this, anybody know? Well I'm tired of being the same person, not being or getting better in anyway. Aren't you wanting to improve? Here is your chance! I can help keep you accountable, and likewise, you can help me.
Let's be better together.
———————
I have a warped and sarcastic sense of humor. My language is also off-color and inappropriate.
I'll start off with this. Perfection comes one step at a time, people.
I'm going to work on being funny without anything in the joke or remark that includes something off-colored.
I'm also getting into my dictionary to improve my vocabulary, I'll mark and tab the words I want to incorporate into my speech and use those words instead of vulgarity.
—————-
Your turn Sep!

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The Flood / Re: My snaps are too lit
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:35:36 PM »
how are we not snap chat friends....

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The Flood / Re: I'm starting nofap again
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:34:11 PM »
I don't get the urge to jack off more than once every few days. I think my testosterone-lowering efforts are working
Why would you ever want lower testosterone!?

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The Flood / Re: OFFICIAL Super Bowl 50 Thread - Panthers vs Broncos
« on: February 07, 2016, 08:33:06 PM »
Panthers are going to rock 'em, no contest.

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Gaming / Re: Can't believe this...
« on: February 06, 2016, 02:39:07 PM »
My XBL name has nothing to do with my profile name, thus no one recognizes me.

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The Flood / Re: He-Man vs Master Cheif
« on: February 06, 2016, 02:32:19 PM »
The real answer is that their insatiable lust for one another wins. At the end of the day they both lay there, spent and drenched in cum, hoping that Cortana and She Ra didn't see them.
I saw them. 0__0 and I will tell everybody.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: February 06, 2016, 02:28:00 PM »
Halo 5...*sighs* I wanna play so bad.

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The Flood / Re: He-Man vs Master Cheif
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:59:17 PM »
Voltron can though.
Nuh, not even skeletor

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The Flood / Re: Me Anything
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:53:49 PM »
me+you=______

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The Flood / He-Man vs Master Cheif
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:53:20 PM »
Who would win in hand to hand combat?
And no, the thunder cats can't intervene.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of you 65 pound weaklings is MAN enough to
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:42:49 PM »
*punches you right in the throat then elbows your temple*

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The Flood / Re: what did you get for christmas
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:41:27 PM »
Probably socks

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The Flood / Re: Post your favourites drinks in here and I'll rate you.
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:40:13 PM »
I don't drink anymore, but when I used to.
Sailor Jerry Rum
Kraken Rum
Jack Daniels
1738

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The Flood / Re: a friend of mine died of cancer today
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:33:27 PM »
She's in a better place now.

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:12:27 PM »
When this girl said that I got her preggo, I told her never to talk to me again and blocked her on everything.
Thank goodness she was lying.

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:11:00 PM »
In the 7th grade, I was walking in the hall and a Janitor tried taking my phone away(Phones weren't allowed)
So I told him he had no Authority, he was a joke, and that he couldn't even afford this phone.
kept walking on.
I was a douche.
Jesus fuck
I know. :(
I was a bitter kid, I said and did a lot of terrible things. But I'm better now!
*cue in "Please don't judge me" by Chris Brown*

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:07:51 PM »
In the 7th grade, I was walking in the hall and a Janitor tried taking my phone away(Phones weren't allowed)
So I told him he had no Authority, he was a joke, and that he couldn't even afford this phone.
kept walking on.
I was a douche.

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:06:37 PM »
Back in the day I used girls for action...Told them whatever they wanted to hear. *shrugs*

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The Flood / Re: OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:05:46 PM »
You'd pass out and start breathing again before you died.
I didn't think about that. Don't tell them, it would ruin it.
I thought that was the point of this thread

And you didn't even know that
*quits*

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