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The Flood / Re: Hey Kitsune!
« on: September 27, 2014, 06:51:52 PM »
Eww...vermin..

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The Flood / Which continent would the world be better off without?
« on: September 27, 2014, 06:30:38 PM »
Before you mongrels start saying USA just remember it's not a bloody continent.
I'm going with Africa.

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The Flood / Re: So if a dude sucks your dick
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:24:51 AM »
If anyone but a 10/10 blonde Republican woman sucks your dick, you're a homo
Fuck.
I guess I must commit sudoku now.

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The Flood / Re: I have found the fucking beta jack pot.
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:06:33 AM »
I'd go into a fucking melt down if I had a bunch of artwork on a flashdrive and I lost it.

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The Flood / Re: How's everyone doing this evening?
« on: September 27, 2014, 01:03:34 AM »
Lord Comissar, congrats.

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Serious / Re: We need to stop persecuting Christians.
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:37:40 AM »
I don't believe we are 'persecuted'. I mean getting called retarded for believing God is one thing but being thrown into a Colosseum to get eaten by a lion is another.
They are in Africa do you watch the news?
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Seriously speaking, why do some Christians believe they are persecuted in a 1st world country with religious freedom?
It's a worldwide attack on our culture. One less believer in God hurts us as a whole.
Do you actually believe that?

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:52:04 PM »

Back when my mom shopped for me she always bought me stuff from this store called "The Buckle." For those of you who don't know it's where all the tools and douches go to shop. It's where you find stuff like Affliction, Fox, Hurley, Society, Rock Revival etc. I still wear these brands and look like a total douche and no I don't care.
you trying to tell me that Hurley is a douche brand? Because goddamn it I rock the fuck out of my purple Hurley shirt
You're such a douche
We should steal his lunch money and call him names.

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:49:50 PM »

Back when my mom shopped for me she always bought me stuff from this store called "The Buckle." For those of you who don't know it's where all the tools and douches go to shop. It's where you find stuff like Affliction, Fox, Hurley, Society, Rock Revival etc. I still wear these brands and look like a total douche and no I don't care.
you trying to tell me that Hurley is a douche brand? Because goddamn it I rock the fuck out of my purple Hurley shirt
Douche.

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The Flood / Re: Break up with the user below you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:48:43 PM »
I'm tired of making your vagina prolapse, sorry.

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The Flood / Re: Poke the user to the left of you.
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:47:03 PM »
Um... lemme set up another monitor.
the news forum is to the left of us, so you would be poking the user who made the response in the top thread
Oh that actually makes sense.
No, it doesn't. Don't be fooled.

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The Flood / Re: Eat out the user behind you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:44:49 PM »
What if they don't have a vagina?
then you have to just eat them instead
Yesss! I love cannibalism.

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The Flood / Re: If a woman sucks your dick
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:43:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Eat out the user behind you
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:42:36 PM »
What if they don't have a vagina?
I aint gunna eat ass, yo.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:41:54 PM »

Umm, sex has been mediocre.
Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro.
After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol
you fucked in the bathroom for 20 minutes? holy fuck dude that must have been uncomfortable
Yeah, it was a little. My knees were pretty bruised.

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The Flood / Re: Russia declares war on U.K, China offers assistance
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:16:52 PM »
haha! My immediate thought was: "Well, things have finally boiled over."

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The Flood / Re: DECI IS ARMENIAN
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:15:32 PM »
hide armenian threads
ignore armenian posts
do not reply to armenian posters

You're a dickhead Ryle.
actually dickbreath would be more accurate
Damn you're flaming.

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The Flood / Re: DECI IS ARMENIAN
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:41:21 PM »
I don't understand the whole 'Kebab' thing.

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The Flood / Re: Legend of Korra Book 4: Balance Trailer
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:38:39 PM »
The first avatar was the most badass.

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Serious / Re: We need to stop persecuting Christians.
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:37:51 PM »
I don't believe we are 'persecuted'. I mean getting called retarded for believing God is one thing but being thrown into a Colosseum to get eaten by a lion is another.

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Serious / Re: Sexism against women is still extremely widespread
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:36:13 PM »
Things aren't equal, not by a long shot.

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The Flood / Re: How often do you get your haircut?
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:34:13 PM »
Because I'm bald n whatnot I shave it once a week.

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Serious / Re: Do you believe in a god, if so why?
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:33:45 PM »
Yeah, I believe in God wholeheartedly.
I'm not going to share the stories I have though. Pearls upon swine.

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:13:10 PM »
Back when my mom shopped for me she always bought me stuff from this store called "The Buckle." For those of you who don't know it's where all the tools and douches go to shop. It's where you find stuff like Affliction, Fox, Hurley, Society, Rock Revival etc. I still wear these brands and look like a total douche and no I don't care.
Awww niggah. You're better than that...
Keep in mind I haven't bought clothes for myself in 2 years.

I live off of whatever I get for Christmas.
Nah, I get you. I did the same thing up until I was 18. I bought my own clothes for special occasions, such as dates. all the other stuff I use for everyday living and hanging out.

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:09:40 PM »
Back when my mom shopped for me she always bought me stuff from this store called "The Buckle." For those of you who don't know it's where all the tools and douches go to shop. It's where you find stuff like Affliction, Fox, Hurley, Society, Rock Revival etc. I still wear these brands and look like a total douche and no I don't care.
Awww niggah. You're better than that...

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:03:51 PM »
Go on a shopping spree!
Seriously though, just find a Nordstrom or Calvin Klein and look around for something you like.
I'd go with slim fitting jeans, an undershirt, and a button up, sleeves rolled up, a nice watch, nice shoes.

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The Flood / Re: Legend of Korra Book 4: Balance Trailer
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:59:50 PM »
Meh, looks okay I guess.
Lava bending is pretty dope though.

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The Flood / Re: Floodians you would ravage in bed?
« on: September 26, 2014, 07:56:00 PM »
My girlfriend isn't a Floodian, but she does lurk and very rarely post on Bnet. I would definitely love to "ravage" her in bed, but we've decided we'll wait.
What the...
Why?

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