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2491
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:52:14 AM »
Guinea pig. They're generally more fun to have as pets.
lol they're nasty looking.
2492
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:51:35 AM »
I've been banned there well over 20 times, how the hell did you manage that??
2493
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:50:32 AM »
They killed Bill Murray... Who is next, Robin Wil-
Piss.
Too soon... *breaks down and sobs*
2494
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:49:48 AM »
Aw I love lizards  RIP The floppy one is adorable. 
2495
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:48:50 AM »
Do we have any black members?
I can pretend I'm black if that tickles your fancy?
2496
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:47:50 AM »
Well....she ignores me anyways so whatevs..
2497
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:30:27 PM »
Once you've prolapsed or acquired and STD there is no undoing that damage.
2498
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:29:38 PM »
2499
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:28:51 PM »
nah.
2500
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:28:23 PM »
Slamaphoric slaimoshic
2501
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:26:43 PM »
Suicide will fix 'er right up.
2502
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:21:54 PM »
This saddens me. Ah wellll
2503
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:59:06 PM »
All of those big numbers gave me a seizure.
2504
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:58:17 PM »
She's great
yeah dude, she's smokin'.How's the personality though?
Literally perfect.
Wife her. Noa
2505
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:54:49 PM »
She's great
yeah dude, she's smokin'.How's the personality though?
2506
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:52:15 PM »
Um, it's basically illegal because she is quite younger than me but she's hot and she wants me.
Hot blonde, great body. We went on a double date the other night.
shit was so cash
How much younger eh?
3 years...
I'm 19 and she's 16....lol
Well if it wasn't for the legal age of consent in Utah being 18 I would say go for it.....
I watched a documentary about guys who were registered sex offenders because they were 18 or 19 and had sex consensually with 16 year old chicks but like the girls got pissed or their parents found out and all they had to do was report them to the police and they had to register as sex offenders. >.>
The legal age of consent is 16 in my state... feels good.
Sheeeiiittt That could potentially permanently ruin your life lol but dat poon, niqqa. I still may go for her. I've been quite lonely as of late because I've sworn off girls but then this gem rolls along.
2507
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:49:08 PM »
It's blank because you like men.
I made a funny.
I only like 16 year old emo girls.
Obviously not, otherwise you wouldn't be on my dick 24/7.
hoooooly hooomooo
2508
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:48:07 PM »
weaboos
lololol
2509
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:46:34 PM »
Um, it's basically illegal because she is quite younger than me but she's hot and she wants me.
Hot blonde, great body. We went on a double date the other night.
shit was so cash
How much younger eh?
3 years... I'm 19 and she's 16....lol
2510
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:44:37 PM »
Um, it's basically illegal because she is quite younger than me but she's hot and she wants me.
Hot blonde, great body. We went on a double date the other night.
shit was so cash
2511
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:29:51 PM »
I've been down in the dumps. I cannot get out of this rut. No matter what happens...
Anyway I can help mate?
Um, advice I guess? Unless you live in Utah XD I'm not depressed I don't think, I don't feel sad, I just don't feel anything. It's hard for me to live in the present, if that makes any sense?
2512
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:10:29 PM »
So that's their final solution. Make it where you can never leave.
I thought it was a mass kill order?
2513
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:59:39 PM »
I'd murder and steal because, why not?
2514
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:58:28 PM »
I've always like the guy sooo whatever, mang.
2515
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:56:38 PM »
Step One: Drop your pants
Step Two: Drop any underwear you may be wearing
Step Three: Squat over or sit down on the toilet
Step Four: Poop
Step Five (optional): Wipe your asshole until clean
Step Six (optionall): Pick up your underwear
Step Seven (optional): Pick up your pants
Step Eight (optional): Leave the restroom
Directions unclear, got my penis stuck in the toilet.
2516
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:55:07 PM »
Ya'll a bunch of fuqqin stoners.
2517
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:52:38 PM »
I've been down in the dumps. I cannot get out of this rut. No matter what happens...
2518
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:49:07 PM »
He's a black man
That's a horrible thing to say, take that back.
2519
« on: September 29, 2014, 10:01:06 PM »
2520
« on: September 29, 2014, 09:59:24 PM »
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