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The Flood / Re: if two vegans are arguing is it still a beef
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:04:35 PM »
weed is bad alcohol all day
I hope you know that not only is weed leagues more fun than alcohol, but it's also incredibly better for you. I enjoy a good vodka tonic as much as the next guy, but it has nothing on a freshly rolled joint.
I normally agree with you on most things, but this....nah man.
Alcohol>weed any day of the week. So much more enjoyable. Unless you go overboard, get blackout retarded and wake up with a killer hangover.
Eh, I can't really argue about personal preference. To each his own. However, weed is objectively better for you than alcohol. It's literally harmless.
Well, for the most part anyways. :P Weed is more relaxing, I just don't see how it's fun. But with alcohol it's like the staple ingredient to a good party. 

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The Flood / Re: if two vegans are arguing is it still a beef
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:00:32 PM »
weed is bad alcohol all day
I hope you know that not only is weed leagues more fun than alcohol, but it's also incredibly better for you. I enjoy a good vodka tonic as much as the next guy, but it has nothing on a freshly rolled joint.
I normally agree with you on most things, but this....nah man.
Alcohol>weed any day of the week. So much more enjoyable. Unless you go overboard, get blackout retarded and wake up with a killer hangover.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:57:28 PM »
Not really, atheists non-beliefs aren't based around facts.
I am super smart.
Well, that's like, your opinion, man.

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The Flood / Re: >Feminists complaining about male violence
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:55:07 PM »
All of their thinking is skewed.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:35:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Bed Time.
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:34:22 PM »
Goodnight, sweet prince.

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The Flood / Re: If I ever die.
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:32:59 PM »
Child porn is frowned upon.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:32:09 PM »
Well I spun so fast my penis got wrapped around the pole. The firefighters had to come help me remove it.

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'03 you niqqers

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The Flood / Re: WHAT ARE WE EATING
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:28:55 PM »
I haven't eaten one thing today :(
I can feel my muscle enter my tummy.

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The Flood / Re: So what do you do when you are bored and lonely??
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:35:23 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So what do you do when you are bored and lonely??
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:30:40 AM »
Reading, I guess.
What do you like to read?
I recommend The Stand by Stephen King.
Stephen King is a hack.

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/11493483-jonothon
Take that back! He's my favorite...

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The Flood / Re: Set sail on the Red Seas
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:28:04 AM »
You know...it's really not as bad as people act like it is.
I didn't think sex on her period was frowned upon just going down on her is a different story though. lol
People think it's gross when I say this, but since it's goopy it actually works as a good natural lube.
Also it's sterile. You can't get a girl pregnant if you're doing it while she's on her shark week. (Though I'd still recommend using a condom, unless you like blood all over your dick...)
No shit?? Like it's actually impossible or is there still a chance? >___>
I'm pretty positive that it's impossible, at least in the first few days. Beyond that, it's just really really unlikely. The body is shedding the "baby prep" so it's just not in the state to actually get pregnant.

(i.e. The first few days mean means the heaviest/crankiest days, so be warned. Though some girls are actually significantly hornier while on their shark week, so...heh)
Well I guess I know what my goal is for the month! That's dope. They call me the Silver Tongued Devil....not even kidding lol Not in a sexual way.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:25:41 AM »
Whenever I post in these things people just say i look like a cuter Seth Rogan.
:(
And that lumber jack picture is hot

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The Flood / Re: Set sail on the Red Seas
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:23:05 AM »
I've gotten a chick to orgasm by grinding her cat through her pants, but I wouldn't be too keen to 'get in there.'
That's hawt, niqqa

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The Flood / Re: So what do you do when you are bored and lonely??
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:22:20 AM »

I modify my weapons or make knives, clean my room, drink, play video games, go for a walk, contemplate my wasted life, or cry.
God I wasted my life.
Makes knives out of deer antler?
How did you waste your life?
Didnt want to finish college, started working retail, could hurt if not straight out murder my boss, their boss, their bosses and burn down an entire company, worked more than play between 19-25. Well whatever.

I cant make a knife out of an antler. They are hard to find and never in good condition when found in the woods.
It's never too late to get things back in order. :)

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The Flood / Re: So what do you do when you are bored and lonely??
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:21:09 AM »
Reading, I guess.
What do you like to read?
I recommend The Stand by Stephen King.

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The Flood / Re: Legend of Korra hype train - ALL ABOARD!
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:20:21 AM »
Anime > Legend of Korra
This individual knows what's up.

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The Flood / Re: Adsense is Nonsense
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:19:26 AM »
Bad Dragon failed to send me lube with my toy.


Do not have them provide ads.
Wait, they come with lube too?? How did I not know this...

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The Flood / Re: Set sail on the Red Seas
« on: October 02, 2014, 03:15:51 AM »
You know...it's really not as bad as people act like it is.
I didn't think sex on her period was frowned upon just going down on her is a different story though. lol
People think it's gross when I say this, but since it's goopy it actually works as a good natural lube.
Also it's sterile. You can't get a girl pregnant if you're doing it while she's on her shark week. (Though I'd still recommend using a condom, unless you like blood all over your dick...)
No shit?? Like it's actually impossible or is there still a chance? >___>

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The Flood / Re: Set sail on the Red Seas
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:56:01 AM »
You know...it's really not as bad as people act like it is.
I didn't think sex on her period was frowned upon just going down on her is a different story though. lol

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The Flood / Re: Best Classical composer?
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:26:56 AM »

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The Flood / Re: So what do you do when you are bored and lonely??
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:25:20 AM »
>Work
>college
>church
>practice with my band
>play video games or do something entertaining.......if there is time.

I'm too busy to sit around and get bored, but being busy gets boring in itself -__________-
What instrument do you play?

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Zero tolerance for shame
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:24:17 AM »
None of them. I don't see the point in any of it- I've got much more important stuff to do with my time.
Smart man.

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The Flood / Re: Name a ship in my writing
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:23:30 AM »
Vagabond Summer

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The Flood / Re: Name a ship in my writing
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:20:52 AM »
You may or may not know I do quite a bit of writing. Regardless, if you want to name one of the craft in the story, feel free. I'll also post the classes below.

Corvette (Stealth)- =<250 metres
Frigate (Main ship)- 250<x<=400 metres
Destroyer (Heavily armed offensive ship)- 400<x<=1000metres
Cruiser (Like destroyers, but mainly defensive)- 400<x<=1000 metres
Carrier (Flagship)- >1000 metres (The Midnight class is 8.4 KM long but no new ships are needed in this class)
Rickshift

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The Flood / Re: Legend of Korra hype train - ALL ABOARD!
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:16:10 AM »
Does anyone else think Tenzin looks like Walter White as an Airbender? I've thought that since I first saw him and I can't shake it.

His wife is pretty hot. I had to look away to cut the sexual Tenzin.
dohohoho

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The Flood / Re: So what do you do when you are bored and lonely??
« on: October 02, 2014, 02:13:19 AM »
I modify my weapons or make knives, clean my room, drink, play video games, go for a walk, contemplate my wasted life, or cry.
God I wasted my life.
Makes knives out of deer antler?
How did you waste your life?

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The Flood / Re: So what do you do when you are bored and lonely??
« on: October 02, 2014, 01:44:47 AM »
Sounds fulfilling. :)

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The Flood / Re: Set sail on the Red Seas
« on: October 02, 2014, 01:42:10 AM »
Would you do it?

Spoiler
Sex during a woman's period.
I have before...lololol!!
Quite an odd odor.
Even better
I'm not a fan of odd smells, but the noises were...like a symphony of the human anatomy. Magnificent.

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