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2041
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:25:26 PM »
It's hard to judge from this angle, but I'm guessing fairly sizable, probably not anything too humungous. 
That can't be Kiyo, it says USA on the picture...
2042
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:21:16 PM »
Does getting molested by a neighbor count? hahah
2043
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:17:52 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.
Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...
Oh, and the suit thing is so we look respectable. It would be weird if some guy came to your door in a tank-top and shorts preaching about God...lol. We wear suits to church to show respect to God.
Actually if a guy in a tank top (at least in America) came to buy door preaching about God I'd assume he was a criminal trying to turn his life around.
If a guy in a suit came to preach about God I'd feel like pretty creeped out, no offence but Mormons do creep me out, I had two approach me one night when I was walking alone and they almost gave me a heart attack.
haha yeah, exactly, we aren't criminals. And I don't think criminals are allowed to go on missions. They're pretty strict on who gets to go. hahah no offense taken. XD I understand that. But I think you may think they're creepy because of your culture. Isn't it weird for some random person to smile at you in the streets? Very much so, now make that two guys in suits, you've never met smiling at you and try to hand you an odd book or talk to you about God. If you put it like I did anyone would think it's odd/creepy.
2044
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:11:11 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.
Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
That's just what a thrall of a eldritch horror would say.
Ya caught me. (I don't even know what that is or what it's a reference to.) Um...Lovecraft?
2045
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:10:03 PM »
What is the reason that the Golden Plates had to be magically sealed and were never shown to anyone outside of Smith's close friends?
It's pretty obvious I think. They didn't have the man power to protect it, do you really think Joseph and a few of his buddies could fend off multiple mobs of people? No? Exactly. It was sealed away because it was translated, served it's purpose, and God didn't want it falling into the hands of evil people.
2046
« on: October 12, 2014, 10:07:44 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.
Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...
Oh, and the suit thing is so we look respectable. It would be weird if some guy came to your door in a tank-top and shorts preaching about God...lol. We wear suits to church to show respect to God.
2047
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:53:58 PM »
Do you guys really control Utah?
Some of the cities. Like all of the stores will be closed on Sunday because it's the Sabbath. And in my town no stores sell cigarettes or alcohol.
Dry area, mostly?
note to self: don't vaction in Utah.
Actually, it's a very popular vacation spot. The terrain is beautiful, many mountains. Only southern Utah is desert-y.
2048
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:52:36 PM »
Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.
I quoted it.
Link the page, niqqer.
i can't my keyboard is broken
lol yeah, because that totally prevents you from linking a site. 
2049
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:51:36 PM »
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.
Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to? I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home. Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
2050
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:48:58 PM »
Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.
I quoted it.
Link the page, niqqer.
2051
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:48:32 PM »
We're not a cult
What differentiates a cult from a religion?
According to my research it boils down to it's size and how long it's been around. We've been around close to 200 years and we're extremely large.
2052
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:45:03 PM »
Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.
2053
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:44:36 PM »
3. We're not a cult.
Yes you fracking are. Just because it's not a fun word doesn't mean you get to hide from it.
Bro, how are we? Seriously? Give me your points, I'm open minded so if you have proper points you can convince me.
2054
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:43:27 PM »
How comfy is your magic underwear?
We have mesh, cotton, or spandex. I prefer spandex because it's like underarmor; cotton is okay, comfy though.
2055
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:42:10 PM »
Do you guys really control Utah?
Some of the cities. Like all of the stores will be closed on Sunday because it's the Sabbath. And in my town no stores sell cigarettes or alcohol.
2056
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:31:29 PM »
I know you hear a lot of weird stuff so I'm hear to clear everything up. You can ask questions about doctrine or practices.
1. We're not polygamist anymore.
2. We don't have horns.
3. We're not a cult. We are Christian.
2057
« on: October 12, 2014, 09:26:47 PM »
This is what I did.
Only melee/unarmed
hardcore mode
Str 10
Intelligence 1
Luck 1
Endurance 10
Agility 5
And whatever other ones.
2058
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:42:21 PM »
They take us far too seriously.
2059
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:35:04 PM »
What is that white box in the corner of the picture?
the couch arm
No, in the corner of the room.
I legit have no idea what you're talking about
Buy a friggen bong or piece...Jeezum crowe.
Don't be so whitetrash. XD
I like to think of it as more inventive than white trash
Bro, allow me to buy you a piece. I will buy it and have it sent to your place.
2060
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:44:11 PM »
>tfw you're still not heroic
2061
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:42:22 PM »
Buy a friggen bong or piece...Jeezum crowe.
Don't be so whitetrash. XD
2062
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:35:50 PM »
I'm only a few hours from Korra...hmmm. 
2063
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:29:45 PM »
It hurts. :,(
2064
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:17:23 PM »
I think we should wipe out Africa in it's entirety. Nothing but a diseased war torn continent.
2065
« on: October 11, 2014, 09:54:53 PM »
LoL! I've shown Charlie what my mom looks like, he digs. XD
2066
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:42:37 AM »
Although I believe in God sometimes it's hard to get the idea out of my head that it could be a money scheme...lol
2067
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:38:51 AM »
So many shot dogs lately...
Sad...
2068
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:36:22 AM »
Even Carlton can't get enough of big booty bitches.
2069
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:26:07 AM »
I unironically think Niki is hot.
But like, more in the sense that Twinkies are deliciously disgusting
I want her to smother my face with dat fake booooty.
2070
« on: October 11, 2014, 03:25:22 AM »
Vlastic Pickle storks.
I am hellspawn.
Alien hellspawn?
Aliens are atheist, baka.
Then how is he hellspawn, baka.
He's just yanking your chain, baka.
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