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Can't BeeJ the DeeJ?
Have you tried?
He turned me away when he saw no Destiny character linked to my account.
you were online on the 18th

why didn't you accept my friend request you homo
Online on what?
don't play dumb with me, dylan
Facebook? Steam? WoT?
you get two more tries

would you like to phone a friend?
Yes
give me the name of the friend and i'll patch them in for you
Uh...
I would like to call my nigga Dr. Dre.
dr. dre is now on the line
Yo hommie Dre, what the frack did Iog in to on the 18th? It's not Wot, it's nt Steam, and it ain't Facebook. Pretty sure it ain't Xhamster either.
"listen here my nig, if it wasn't xhamster, then i don't know man.

what i do know is you could really use a pair of beats-"

i'm sorry but we had to disconnect dr. dre due to corporate policies against on air advertising
Well shit...

Xbox dot com?
you're getting closer
I give up
xcocks live you nerd

at least

that's what it said
Impossible! I haven't been on live since... well... years!
yeah right, i know you were online; you just don't want to spend time with me here so you secretly go off and play on your little xbox

well you know what? this relationship is officially over


and i'm keeping the house and the kids
But I don't even have my xbox hooked up... the 60 inch TV is for my N64.
When I log into Bungie.net it will sometimes say I was online via Xbox. I think it's because you linked you GT.

1862
I'd probably still rail her though.

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The Flood / Re: All those with a gf/bf say ayy
« on: October 22, 2014, 01:20:39 PM »
My girl and I just got back together.
I'm beyond happy. :D
Getting back together with exs is just a bad idea...

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The Flood / Re: All those with a gf/bf say ayy
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:56:16 PM »
Nay lmao.

amidoinitright?
Honestly....I have had 4 girls in the past month profess their feelings for me but I just....really don't want a girlfriend. The last one kinda pissed me off.

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The Flood / Re: Alas, my heart bleeds for a grill thread
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:54:34 PM »
Toast/envelope
This is universal, yes.

1866
The Flood / Re: What is your ideal heaven?
« on: October 22, 2014, 01:18:46 AM »
Surrounded by 70 virgins after I kill many americans in a suicide bombing.

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The Flood / Re: HEAD! Move! Now!
« on: October 22, 2014, 01:12:45 AM »
Indeed.

1869
The Flood / Re: Flood Poetry Slam
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:39:11 AM »

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The Flood / Re: poop
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:35:04 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Thank you all
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:27:57 AM »

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The Flood / Re: poop
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:25:29 AM »

1875
The Flood / Re: RustingFloor?
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:20:41 AM »

1878
The Flood / Re: ever notice all the shitposting happens late at night
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:56:25 PM »
Because all of the kiddies are back from school.

1879
She's...OOOOOk..

1880
The Flood / Re: Which users would you make love to?
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:13:12 PM »
Well....I guess I'll just have to satisfy myself. :(

1881
The Flood / Re: Naja
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:49:54 PM »

yez plz, gurrrl

Let me Squirtle all over them Jigglypuffs!

That's the caption I saw for that photo one time.
lol

1882
The Flood / Re: If you're 18 and haven't even had sex yet
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:48:06 PM »
I offer my anus to all of you.

1883
The Flood / Re: Naja
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:45:32 PM »

yez plz, gurrrl

1884
Serious / Re: >yfw Mississippi is richer than the EU
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:43:19 PM »
If these gifs just haven't said it, I'll say it.
If you can't beat Mississippi then you can't beat shit. Get real europoors.
 

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Serious / Re: >yfw Mississippi is richer than the EU
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:41:18 PM »

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Serious / Re: >yfw Mississippi is richer than the EU
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:39:01 PM »

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Serious / Re: >yfw Mississippi is richer than the EU
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:36:53 PM »

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Serious / Re: >yfw Mississippi is richer than the EU
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:35:04 PM »

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Serious / Re: >yfw Mississippi is richer than the EU
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:33:31 PM »

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The Flood / Re: homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:09:35 PM »
But Ember-san, you are the homo erectus.
haha boy am I!
ps. I can see Korra's vagina. I'm offended.

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