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1741
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:22:55 AM »
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
This is gold.
no
1742
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:20:53 AM »
Cheat and Isara
I'll be your lover, cheat.
1743
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:19:13 AM »
Same
1744
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:10:10 AM »
they are all lame and poopy.
I bet you hate CumCumm
Fuck that fat bitch. That valley girl whore.
1745
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:09:13 AM »
>tfw you're lonely and no one loves you
1746
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:07:29 AM »
You kids are weird.
1747
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:05:11 AM »
*posts that gif of a dog getting beat to death by a shovel*
1748
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:04:26 AM »
Awww, now how am I going to get laid?
1749
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:03:40 AM »
Abstract annoys me.
1750
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:01:19 AM »
I haven't noticed a lot of girl threads on here actually.
lurk moar
1751
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:58:42 PM »
they are all lame and poopy.
1752
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:54:01 PM »
I took a break, fapped, and this thread is still here?
Come on man what the shit?
That's what happens when you only last 5 minutes.
You were timing me? O_o
Of course, why wouldn't I?
That's just fucking creepy man.
Are you judging me?
Dude. I'm just being honest.
I don't like to judge but sometimes it's second nature. It's nothing personal.
It's all good, I welcome honesty. Next time you disappear to choke the chicken I'll be there with my stop watch.
1753
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:50:24 PM »
I took a break, fapped, and this thread is still here?
Come on man what the shit?
That's what happens when you only last 5 minutes.
You were timing me? O_o
Of course, why wouldn't I?
That's just fucking creepy man.
Are you judging me?
1754
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:49:49 PM »
cry in fetal position.
1755
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:41:19 PM »
Yes plz
1756
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:40:51 PM »
I took a break, fapped, and this thread is still here?
Come on man what the shit?
That's what happens when you only last 5 minutes.
You were timing me? O_o
Of course, why wouldn't I?
1757
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:35:05 PM »
Come on bro. I like booty too but don't think this is pushing it?
I'm only being genuine here.
Pssst....ask for nose pics.
Ummmm. Nose?
Kiyo has that Jew nose.
Ohhhkay.
She'll demand shekels from you, goyim.
1758
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:32:42 PM »
I took a break, fapped, and this thread is still here?
Come on man what the shit?
That's what happens when you only last 5 minutes.
1759
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:31:52 PM »
Come on bro. I like booty too but don't think this is pushing it?
I'm only being genuine here.
Pssst....ask for nose pics.
Ummmm. Nose?
She's just joshin' yas
1760
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:26:19 PM »
Sad...
1761
« on: October 26, 2014, 11:25:21 PM »
Nah, no thanks, I don't like being disappointed.
1762
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:21:55 PM »
Korra's booty is....most impressive.
1763
« on: October 26, 2014, 05:49:02 PM »
Surprisingly I really wouldn't. Probably not even 1,000.
I just know how hard a few members have worked on this site. So I wouldn't shit on their determination like that.
1764
« on: October 26, 2014, 05:47:12 PM »
I don't know what to tell ya.
1765
« on: October 25, 2014, 11:11:56 PM »
Hm, how old are you?
1766
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:48:09 PM »
I'd love to talk to ya.  No live doe.
1767
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:40:02 PM »
fuckity
1768
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:18:21 PM »
tfw>You only can get white chicks because you don't know how to talk black girls.
1769
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:15:16 PM »
Have a buddy buy it, send it to the post office for pick up.
1770
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:03:16 PM »
I will give you a Whopper Jr. Sandwich with no tomatoes
You need way more time online to even think about rating up, mate. Your positive trust is rather lacking as well.
Well I'm screwed. Never gunna get there. 
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