This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - Death
Pages: 1 ... 456 78 ... 90
151
« on: May 09, 2016, 02:32:58 PM »
So yeah, you all know my situation. That means no sex or anything like unto it.
I'm going on a 2 year dry spell. And I'm dying!
How do I distract myself when there's all these thirsty females?
152
« on: May 09, 2016, 02:01:24 PM »
I feel like that often. Hm. I'm too scared to go in and get diagnosed. So I'm just going to keep living in denial. I'm a regular happy human. 
153
« on: May 09, 2016, 01:27:59 PM »
5 day hike to machu pichu
154
« on: May 09, 2016, 01:26:20 PM »
I just want to be a perfected immortal being right now.
But mortality.
155
« on: May 08, 2016, 04:52:49 PM »
This has turned into a solid thread.
*grabs popcorn*
156
« on: May 08, 2016, 04:50:09 PM »
dude get a job as a labourer, you'll become strong as fuck
did that last summer
Can't go back
I'll take the shitty hours and bad pay fast food and retail offers, but I won't do labor anymore.
Why?
It was miserable
North carolina is fucking hot, a third of my coworkers were borderline retarded, the others weren't cool enough to make the workday tolerable, the pay wasn't enough
Plus I'm skinny as shit and nobody would think I can do anything competently until they see me do it, which tends to lead to bullshit.
Why don't you join the military? Get some experience. You're a young dude and have a propensity for learning, learn a language that'd be useful on translation jobs for PMC, Farsi etc.
Marines and army aren't the best IMO I've talked to MANY ex-military though to back up my opinion. Go for Airforce.
157
« on: May 08, 2016, 04:48:45 PM »
Do you have a degree?
158
« on: May 08, 2016, 03:24:04 AM »
Where the heck did this meme come from and why is it a thing.
Someone help me understand.
159
« on: May 08, 2016, 03:22:23 AM »
Fell asleep at 6am woke up at 12. So that's 6 hours of sleep, I feel sweet now but still tired. Hopefully tonight I'll be able to get back on schedule. Idk why I couldn't sleep man, my heart rate would skyrocket whenever I started drifting off a little.
I'm normally pretty good with this diagnosis crap but I honestly can't think of anything...
That's because you weakened during your time away from the flood.
This is true. I must sink in my teeth into the flood to regain my master troll powers.
K
Man...why you gotta do me like that.
It took me 10 minutes to think of that reply
Well shoot..i feel honored you thought about me for 10 straight minutes. You make me blush, bby <3 XxoOooXxxXX
160
« on: May 08, 2016, 03:20:45 AM »
Just one booty so far...
I'm glad to see Sep lives chaste and virtuous lives. :,)
161
« on: May 08, 2016, 03:19:26 AM »
It makes me happy to still see Camnator references.
He should come back.
162
« on: May 08, 2016, 03:18:19 AM »
Fell asleep at 6am woke up at 12. So that's 6 hours of sleep, I feel sweet now but still tired. Hopefully tonight I'll be able to get back on schedule. Idk why I couldn't sleep man, my heart rate would skyrocket whenever I started drifting off a little.
I'm normally pretty good with this diagnosis crap but I honestly can't think of anything...
That's because you weakened during your time away from the flood.
This is true. I must sink in my teeth into the flood to regain my master troll powers.
K
Man...why you gotta do me like that.
163
« on: May 08, 2016, 03:16:13 AM »
dun and dun
164
« on: May 08, 2016, 03:05:34 AM »
Fell asleep at 6am woke up at 12. So that's 6 hours of sleep, I feel sweet now but still tired. Hopefully tonight I'll be able to get back on schedule. Idk why I couldn't sleep man, my heart rate would skyrocket whenever I started drifting off a little.
I'm normally pretty good with this diagnosis crap but I honestly can't think of anything...
That's because you weakened during your time away from the flood.
This is true. I must sink in my teeth into the flood to regain my master troll powers.
165
« on: May 08, 2016, 02:27:41 AM »
Fell asleep at 6am woke up at 12. So that's 6 hours of sleep, I feel sweet now but still tired. Hopefully tonight I'll be able to get back on schedule. Idk why I couldn't sleep man, my heart rate would skyrocket whenever I started drifting off a little.
I'm normally pretty good with this diagnosis crap but I honestly can't think of anything...
166
« on: May 08, 2016, 12:16:04 AM »
been 2 years now....
it's hard being a eunuch sometimes.
167
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:32:39 PM »
I laughed heartily. Thank you.
168
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:08:06 PM »
I'll do anything you tell me to. What should I do for entertainment?
169
« on: May 06, 2016, 10:44:42 PM »
How did you become successful? Or did your parents make most of the money?
Also, what's your aspirations?
170
« on: May 04, 2016, 07:11:15 PM »
Murder of the highest degree is showed and flaunted in many major games and movies.
Gruesome and grotesque shiz.
BUT, boobs are censored...lol
171
« on: May 04, 2016, 07:06:48 PM »
Clinton=Illuminati scum
She is pure evil!!!!
172
« on: May 04, 2016, 06:49:54 PM »
Arren: Never spoke before. If we have y'all need to stop changing y'alls god damn names so I can tell who you are. Simply because the possibility of a name change is present. 2/10.
Elegiac: Haven't spoken to this guy in years. I posted in his B.net group wall yesterday. 4/10
DAS: Don't think I have actually ever spoken to him/her/it/whatever. 4/10.
<3
173
« on: May 04, 2016, 06:48:03 PM »
Did they lose a puppy or offer you candy?
174
« on: May 04, 2016, 06:40:48 PM »
*Mormon
175
« on: May 04, 2016, 06:38:53 PM »
Third eye Blind is objectively the best band of all time.
STEP AWAY FROM THAT LEDGE, MY FRIEND!
176
« on: May 04, 2016, 06:38:25 PM »
Nickelback
177
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:20:46 PM »
LMAO
So apparently my friends are circulating a picture on social media of me in the wheel chair looking like a legit potato and now people are all worried asking if I'm okay and what happened ect
Dead srs I'm embarrassed as fuck 
Last Friday night....*que in Katie perry*
178
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:17:23 PM »
A lot of it all is based off of social acceptance. Like, if people around me perceive me as a failure, I just break down and give up.
So you need a confidence boost, my friend.
179
« on: May 02, 2016, 11:07:44 PM »
When my daddy keeps me in the same room with my uncle as a punishment.
Sad life. I hope you turn out extraordinary.
180
« on: May 02, 2016, 10:58:22 PM »
If you have no motivation to change, chances are, you won't.
It's safe to say that most of us don't think we are perfect. We know what are weaknesses are. Are we actively trying to improve ourselves?
Who has helped you create an urgency to change?
Pages: 1 ... 456 78 ... 90
|
Show Posts