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Messages - Dan
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2011
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:36:11 PM »
Going to have to go with GG Allin. His live concerts consisted of him naked--bashing his own head in, defecating and smearing it on himself and audience members, self mutilation, dragging random women on stage and raping them and attacking audience members--knocking them out, breaking their bones etc.. He promised to kill himself on stage but instead died of a heroin overdose. Can you find a more hardcore person?
2012
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:23:37 PM »
What? It's 1969, are you high?
2013
« on: January 09, 2015, 07:15:21 PM »
My mom's not really controlling, but she might be something worse. She has a fear of being alone, and she suffers from depression and anxiety. She gets mad when I'm gone for extended amounts of time. I think most people could agree that this type of mentality is wrong.
2014
« on: January 09, 2015, 02:31:26 PM »
Caffeine.
If I were to drink a cup of reg coffee, I would be pissing every half hour. If I drink two, Id be awake all night. But I am pretty sensitive to most things.
2015
« on: January 09, 2015, 02:26:54 PM »
Put more fucking effort into the fucking drawings.
2016
« on: January 09, 2015, 02:17:19 PM »
Draw a pug flying a jetpack.
2017
« on: January 09, 2015, 02:08:06 PM »
Mine is sugar and the internet.
2018
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:26:35 PM »
HAIL WEED SATAN!
2019
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:55:02 AM »
Important question.
2020
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:11:47 AM »
HAIL BOB ROSS
2021
« on: January 05, 2015, 09:09:26 PM »
It's possible that a flood of Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) released from the pineal gland causes a NDE.
2022
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:09:23 PM »
Either black or two cream and two sugar.
2023
« on: January 04, 2015, 04:03:56 PM »
Norm MacDonald Louis CK
2024
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:33:02 PM »
Even though I disagree with Hitchens on addiction, I think Perry did a poor job arguing.
2025
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:53:39 PM »
I don't think the guy on the far right is circumcised.
The only way you could tell that was if you zoomed in 500% to his dick.
2026
« on: December 30, 2014, 09:38:38 PM »
By creating this thread, you're basically fulfilling the stereotype that vegans are incapable of keeping the fact that they are vegans to themselves.
2027
« on: December 28, 2014, 07:07:34 PM »
What a fucking failure.
That pretty much describes Bnet post-2013 update.
2028
« on: December 27, 2014, 10:21:55 PM »
18.0
2029
« on: December 24, 2014, 09:25:55 PM »
The group I'm in: Lurkers
2030
« on: December 24, 2014, 01:12:34 AM »
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2031
« on: December 23, 2014, 01:06:23 PM »
Why are you smoking tobacco instead of smoking cannabis?
2032
« on: December 23, 2014, 01:05:43 PM »
You fucker.
2033
« on: December 23, 2014, 01:04:43 PM »
lol @ anyone who actually waits until 4:20 to blaze it instead of blazing it all day erryday.
2034
« on: December 23, 2014, 11:06:43 AM »
I like her dress.
You would.
I'm sorry that I notice the little things.
Her dress is fabulous isn't it?
2035
« on: December 22, 2014, 09:12:11 PM »
Old enough.
2036
« on: December 22, 2014, 08:54:20 PM »
2037
« on: December 22, 2014, 08:49:30 PM »
That's not hipster, that's just stupid.
2038
« on: December 22, 2014, 08:47:58 PM »
The internet is down for the seven people in NK who have internet access!
2039
« on: December 22, 2014, 01:24:47 PM »
I wanna be raped by an attractive person...
What would said attractive person look like?
2040
« on: December 22, 2014, 12:23:45 PM »
If someone wants to get raped, does that still make it rape? Think about it, the definition of rape is sex without consent. But if someone wants rape, doesnt that just make it regular sex?
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