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1921
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:15:06 PM »
>two or three minutes later i notice a small typo in my post
>if i leave it as it is, the typo will remain there for all to see
>but if i edit it, the post will get that ugly edit timestamp
i know nothing but suffering
You get 42.0 seconds to edit your post and not suffer the timestamp. 
That's pretty dank.
1922
« on: February 04, 2015, 07:53:23 PM »
I feel tempted to post that one scene from Reservoir Dogs.
1923
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:24:10 PM »
Look at those cheekbones.
1924
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:04:17 PM »
I don't have any ragrets.
Not even a single letter?
1925
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:17:29 PM »
That's it, my sides have left the universe.
1926
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:16:23 PM »
Never, because masturbation and sex before marriage is a sin.
1927
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:10:34 PM »
I shave every other day when I shower, generally my face and crotch. I do the rest of my body on Thursdays and/or weekends. I also use a slow grow hair/skin lotion to help keep the hair gone.
I need one of them fancy lotions.
The brand I have isn't too bad. $10 a bottle, but I've had it for a while now. Though I haven't been putting it on everyday like I should.
What does it do? Does it slow the rate at which it grows? Or does it keep the hair gone longer than something like Nair?
1928
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:50:58 PM »
Like every other day.
1929
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:26:09 PM »
edit: double post
1930
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:25:34 PM »
1931
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:43:39 PM »
1932
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:37:51 PM »
What? All I see is an american holding two freedoms in her hands.
1933
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:33:35 PM »
He said "No, I don't do drugs"
Bitch, shut the fuck up. You saying that shit with a cigar in your mouth and holding a beer? Bet you can't wake up in the morning without your freshly brewed cup of drugs either.
1934
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:10:00 PM »
"I'm going to call my female friend because she's so funny, I don't care about sex" - No man ever.
1935
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:49:32 PM »
1936
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:47:09 PM »
If Hillary Clinton is elected, then for the first time in history, we will have had two presidents who have actually fucked each other.
Spoiler I highly doubt she will be elected I would literally die from laughter if she gets caught fucking the hot White House intern.
1937
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:34:18 PM »
No, and Jews did the holocaust. Wake up, sheeple.
1938
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:03:18 PM »
The First Lady
1939
« on: February 02, 2015, 05:01:24 PM »
Not the worst but Someguy827 is up there.
1940
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:24:15 PM »
Whats heroine?
1941
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:58:28 AM »
Stimulant drugs are pretty shit except maybe ecstasy. I try and just stick to hallucinogens and depressants
MDMA is actually more of a synthetic psychedelic. Although street ecstacy pills are often mixed with other stimulants like meth
1942
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:53:07 AM »
Coke is one of those "not even once" drugs, along with meth and heroin.
1943
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:02:44 PM »
Hell yea!
Billy Joel ftw!
Spoiler ayyy 
1944
« on: January 31, 2015, 10:59:57 PM »
The regular crowd shuffles in.
1945
« on: January 31, 2015, 10:55:14 PM »
Question: are you gay?
No
Oh
1946
« on: January 31, 2015, 10:46:17 PM »
Question: are you gay?
1947
« on: January 31, 2015, 02:31:30 PM »
1948
« on: January 29, 2015, 05:18:31 PM »
1+1=11
1949
« on: January 28, 2015, 07:47:10 PM »
1950
« on: January 28, 2015, 07:31:27 PM »
2015 Cadillac Escalade ESV
It's not a super car, I know.
Why Escalade and not a Range Rover?
That's a good choice as well.
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