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« on: October 29, 2014, 11:31:16 AM »
This is one of the better parodies I've seen lately. All you niggers should be taking notes from this guy.
Thank you, Senpai :3
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« on: October 29, 2014, 10:15:43 AM »
Tri to imagine it.
Then stop trying because it's too great for the mind to comprehend.
Discuss your C4 exploding.
Edit: this thread was a test to see the Flood's reaction. Judging by all of the responses, I am giving all of you a care package of 3 Snickers bars a day.
Cuz you ain't you, when you comment in a Call of Duty thread.
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« on: October 29, 2014, 10:12:44 AM »
>having dinner with friends from work and wife
>she is the only woman present
>as we sit down, the oven pings
>my wife looks at me, first confused, then slow horror dawning on her face
>I look to my friends and grin, then say "I'll get that."
>I get up and walk slowly to the oven, savoring the over-so-quiet sobs coming from my wife behind me
>I open the oven and remove the tray
>the tray is covered in baked rolls
>slowly, I bring the tray over to the table
>"I decided to make these for dinner. I hope you don't mind."
>I smile and stare into her terrified eyes.
>"They're gender rolls. I baked them traditionally."
>tears roll down her cheeks and her hand slowly reaches out, obediently headed towards her gender roll
>she closes her eyes and sobs and she accepts her gender roll
>crying, she thanks me
>"It was my privilege."
10/10
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« on: October 28, 2014, 03:55:32 PM »
It looks like the batmobile
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« on: October 27, 2014, 11:23:01 AM »
Be kaptain kekd
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« on: October 27, 2014, 11:21:35 AM »
"Some people are worth melting for."
I never saw that movie...
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« on: October 27, 2014, 11:21:15 AM »
I literally had no comment.
"I literally had no comment." -Elegiac I kind of like it.
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« on: October 27, 2014, 11:19:42 AM »
my lynch isnt for another 40 minutes
Well enjoy your hanging today.
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« on: October 27, 2014, 11:18:35 AM »
A huge throbbing penis.
You rang, master?
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« on: October 27, 2014, 11:07:21 AM »
You can dip your chips in my sour cream, bby
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« on: October 27, 2014, 11:03:05 AM »
The deadline for senior quote submission is coming up at my school and I don't know what I'm gonna do. Any ideas? I was thinking maybe some Camnator quotes. Maybe something like this: 
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« on: October 27, 2014, 10:46:48 AM »
*tips fedora*
OT: I dunno. I don't really ask for anything specific when it comes to physical appearance. > they have to be smart > they have to be into the same sort of stuff as me >they have to be nice to the people around them. > they have to talk enough that conversations aren't one sided, but not so much that it's annoying. > we have to be compatible personality wise.
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« on: October 27, 2014, 08:44:05 AM »
Be mr question mark man
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« on: October 25, 2014, 10:59:44 AM »
And I thought that kinder was kinder than that.
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« on: October 24, 2014, 12:59:48 PM »
"Insert quote here"
-Editor
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« on: October 24, 2014, 12:35:24 PM »
>Woke up
>fell out of bed
>dragged a comb across my head
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« on: October 24, 2014, 12:27:25 PM »
"Bitches ain't shit"
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« on: October 24, 2014, 12:05:45 PM »
#Invalid YouTube Link#
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« on: October 23, 2014, 05:56:27 PM »
The only virgin here is yourself!
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« on: October 23, 2014, 04:25:24 PM »
It looks like a big nipple.
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« on: October 23, 2014, 12:14:59 PM »
I'd like a piece of that pie.
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« on: October 23, 2014, 09:52:19 AM »
My gut size. I've lost a lot of weight recently but I still have a bit of a gut.
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« on: October 23, 2014, 08:32:20 AM »
Good thing you've never had an erection which is why you had to adopt.
I just got in trouble in class for laughing at this out loud. 7/7 Cam.
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« on: October 22, 2014, 07:47:30 PM »
The elephant should have had a DNC rag on his other arm as well.
Sidenote, is that an eye carved into the top of the Rich's chair?
Haha! Looks like it. Is that supposed to mean Illuminati?
Doesn't it always? I mean, the whole "secret society who controls the entire world" thing would require each and every member to be incredibly wealthy, so the idea that a physical manifestation of the wealthiest part of the Earth's population would also represent the Illuminati makes sense.
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« on: October 22, 2014, 07:40:59 PM »
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« on: October 22, 2014, 07:39:35 PM »
The elephant should have had a DNC rag on his other arm as well.
Sidenote, is that an eye carved into the top of the Rich's chair?
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« on: October 22, 2014, 07:36:14 PM »
Political comics and cartoons are the lowest form of propaganda.
If you like this shit you are genuinely retarded.
He expressed using a political cartoon.
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« on: October 22, 2014, 07:33:14 PM »
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« on: October 22, 2014, 07:31:31 PM »
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