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Messages - Spartan147Eli
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« on: September 25, 2014, 02:57:15 PM »
32/30 bbe. Cuz' I'm too much man for you to take. 
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« on: September 25, 2014, 02:51:33 PM »
This is fucking balogna
Fucking bologna? That's my favorite kind of bologna!
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« on: September 25, 2014, 11:20:35 AM »
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« on: September 25, 2014, 10:29:44 AM »
The world is a big place, you have to compromise; and when you compromise you're letting what you love change you. Real girls are the stuff that fiction is (badly) made of.
Who said I was talking about girls? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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« on: September 25, 2014, 10:27:18 AM »
THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY MOONBABY'S HEAD.
I didn't do anything. That was the mobile apps fault.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 10:17:32 AM »
The TV show, not the Nic Cage & John Travolta movie. For those of you who don't, it's a competition reality show where artists compete each week to do the best monster makeup when given a theme or premise. The end results are always really good, but recently they had an episode in which the contestants had to combine a childhood fear and a clown. While I'm not afraid of clowns, one of the artists childhood fear was a recurring nightmare he would have where he would be pulled into deep dark water by rotting, decomposing corpses. So his clown was a rotting corpse that had like, running wet makeup. But it was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. I'll try and find a picture, but the closest thing I can compare it to is the zombie in the canister from Return of The Living Dead. [edit]: found a pic. 
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« on: September 25, 2014, 09:59:26 AM »
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« on: September 25, 2014, 09:58:44 AM »
She supplies me with free cake and condoms. Most of the time, the condoms are used. . . and in the cake itself.
Sounds delicious.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 09:57:56 AM »
 Discuss [edit]: I don't mean waifu, and i don't even necessarily mean it in a romantic way. All I meant was that I can identify really well with a fictional character, and it's a tragedy I would never be able to meet him.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 09:51:37 AM »
Burn the women and rape the crops.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 09:50:23 AM »
*Time for teletubbies. Time for teletubbies*
Says the giant megaphones on towers.
Contributing to thread.
I do my best.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 09:01:55 AM »
Woodja look at the teef owuhn 'eh! Bloimey!
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« on: September 25, 2014, 08:59:43 AM »
I bought a Caboose themed messenger bag from the RT Store.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 06:52:07 AM »
*Time for teletubbies. Time for teletubbies*
Says the giant megaphones on towers.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 06:50:47 AM »
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« on: September 25, 2014, 06:47:28 AM »
It's not a bad game. It definitely didn't live up to the hype, and it's not Bungie's best work, but it is pretty fun.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:53:22 PM »
I haven't noticed a huge difference, which is great. I was worried when it told me there was a software update, and The Know made it seem like it was going to be really big and different and scary, but it actually left basically everything the same. In a good way. Added some stuff, but left all the things i was used to. I can still just jump in and start up a game, which is great. I like it a lot.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:48:33 PM »
Cis scum.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:46:27 PM »
Just go slow and steady, have a lot of stimpacks, and use some ranged weaponry too. I found a gauss rifle particularly effective, because it can knock a deathclaw off its feet. Makes it harder for them to run at you.
Also, aim for the legs. Again, the whole, running at you thing.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:43:43 PM »
Dat Darth Vader "Nooooooo!" doe.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:42:27 PM »
well shit, it's a lot faster than it used to be.
last time i checked it was about the same as OP's.
lol
"F+"
At least senpai might notice me! Senpai gave you an F, but gave me an F+ because I'm better than you!
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:39:49 PM »
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:36:49 PM »
well shit, it's a lot faster than it used to be. last time i checked it was about the same as OP's.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:29:44 PM »
Huh... Do I retain my driving/motorcycling abilities when I become a woman?
Yes. You retain all of your current abilities. With the exceptions of ones pertaining to genitals i.e. meatspin.
Does my girthy cock mean I get wide hips or something?
Sure. All of your traits would be converted to their analogue. For instance, if you have broad shoulders as a man, you will have big breasts as a woman.
You know what? A million bucks, retained driving skills, and a decent body shape? I'll fucking take your offer.
 Alright, just give me a moment to get my scalpel.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:21:54 PM »
Its my favorite part of the undisclosed/unscheduled period of time between Jontron episodes... when that period is over! I think he's my favorite, if not one of my favorite content creators on youtube. While his content is infrequent, it makes it so much more special when it does come out, and it allows more time to be put into editing and writing than other content creators. That being said, I really do wish that we got more content. I like the new game grumps lineup, but it just doesn't give me my Jon fix anymore...
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:16:52 PM »
Huh... Do I retain my driving/motorcycling abilities when I become a woman?
Yes. You retain all of your current abilities. With the exceptions of ones pertaining to genitals i.e. meatspin.
Does my girthy cock mean I get wide hips or something?
Sure. All of your traits would be converted to their analogue. For instance, if you have broad shoulders as a man, you will have big breasts as a woman.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:15:09 PM »
are a million dollars (or pounds etc.) richer. I would much rather have 1m pounds.
Lol, fatty.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:14:21 PM »
How good is the surgery? Do I look like a tranny or a woman?
Neither. It would be basically that your brain was put into the body of you from another dimension, and in that dimension you were born the opposite gender from what you are in this dimension. Everything would be basically the same, just that you would have been born a woman instead of a man. Also, you would be a million dollars richer than you are right now.
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:03:58 PM »
Alright, last one in this music dump.
b...b... but why..? you posted so many great songs...
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« on: September 24, 2014, 09:00:54 PM »
I think I'd go with 1,000 different people. That way I wouldn't have to just play for one team, if you get my drift.
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