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Messages - Spartan147Eli
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:54:24 PM »
The Raconteurs. Fantastic band you guys should check out.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:53:14 PM »
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:51:48 PM »
Johnny Depp and Helana Blandham Carter ain't got shit on George Hearn and Angela Lansbury.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:49:14 PM »
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:48:26 PM »
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:48:03 PM »
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:43:34 PM »
Are you gay or something? I don't have a problem with gay people, I'd just rather not start a fight with one. Is there a mute option on this site?
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, what would cause you get into a fight with one?
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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:41:35 PM »
It's simple. First I'll give you the best blowjob ever up to that point, then you give me the best blowjob ever, by giving one only slightly better than the one I gave you.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 07:14:53 PM »
It's probably because you had your dad beat up his bully. You probably fell down the stairs in your original timeline, but not in this one.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 11:43:46 AM »
I couldn't agree more. Good review.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 10:42:29 AM »
As a preface, I would like to say that I made the account when I was like, 12, and Skype doesn't allow you to change your account name. With that in mind,
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« on: September 27, 2014, 10:23:11 PM »
I'm so sorry. You'll be in the prayers of my family.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 08:13:58 PM »
Because I put a knife between his shoulder blades.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 06:31:17 AM »
Wow. I'm 17, so I have hardly even lived without google. That's terrifying.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 06:25:14 AM »
10/10
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« on: September 27, 2014, 06:12:56 AM »
What if they don't have a vagina?
then you have to just eat them instead
Yesss! I love cannibalism.
#Invalid YouTube Link# Just stick to priest.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 06:10:10 AM »
It may be a little gay.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 05:59:53 AM »
If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.
isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"
2edgy4me
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« on: September 27, 2014, 05:52:09 AM »
I wanna fuck you in the sink,
Then pour you something to drink.
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« on: September 26, 2014, 09:31:42 AM »
Or maybe it is actually Elegiac's double life.
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« on: September 26, 2014, 09:25:54 AM »
#Invalid YouTube Link#
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« on: September 26, 2014, 09:20:29 AM »
 This is Alex Kapranos, the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand, and another Elegiac look-alike.
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« on: September 26, 2014, 07:17:57 AM »
Here it is, and if you look closely you can see my cock.  It's a rooster.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 07:08:32 PM »
Yeah. Also Link Between Worlds was good. And nintendo has basically every game ever made for nes or snes available on the store for 3ds. They are going through the process of adding more and more games to that list too, and theyre all dirt cheap. So yeah, I'd say its worth it.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 07:05:15 PM »
5 days
Are you ready for a miracle?
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« on: September 25, 2014, 07:01:58 PM »
The demo doesn't have a whole lot, you can only play as Mario, Link, Pikachu, and Megaman, and there is only one gametype and one map available, but I really enjoy it. Its going to be great playing it in school with a couple other friends. And the fact that its hand held now is just, spectacular. I can't wait for it to come out in the states.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 06:58:32 PM »
>mfw i live in an apartment.
Why does your neighbor have both Dish Network and Direct Tv?
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« on: September 25, 2014, 06:50:44 PM »
I'll post in the morning. You'll get a nice picture of my cock 
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« on: September 25, 2014, 04:53:53 PM »
 These, Ladies and Mentlegen, are the Egyptian gods Kek and Kauket. They are, as Touregypt.net so eloquently describe, the gods of Darkness. See here: The Egyptians believed that before the world was formed, there was a watery mass of dark, directionless chaos. In this chaos lived the Ogdoad of Khmunu (Hermopolis), four frog gods and four snake goddesses of chaos. These deities were Nun and Naunet (water), Amun and Amaunet (invisibility), Heh and Hauhet (infinity) and Kek and Kauket (darkness). The chaos existed without the light, and thus Kek and Kauket came to represent this darkness. They also symbolized obscurity, the kind of obscurity that went with darkness, and night.
Read more: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/kek.htm#ixzz3EMno50eC So, in both name and meaning, if The Flood had a deity or two, these should be them.
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« on: September 25, 2014, 04:10:11 PM »
here was me hoping id see as little of that shitty video as possible and here you go embedding it
day ruined
Was your Charlie Day ruined?
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