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Messages - Ace Ventura
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« on: March 14, 2015, 07:02:34 PM »
wat is autism?
You're kidding right?
Cheat stop pretending. Joke's over.
>Still thinking Cheat is ifarted
Then who is it? I know it's someone's alt. I wasn't born yesterday.
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« on: March 14, 2015, 07:00:14 PM »
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« on: September 30, 2014, 10:53:36 PM »
I could have swore you were a squirrel.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 01:56:41 PM »
Racoons are funny lol
Raccoon? What is that?
Don't worry furry squirrel, I WILL SAVE YOU!
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:37:34 AM »
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:29:07 AM »
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:28:40 AM »
Too funny lol
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:23:18 AM »
I'm sorry, what? Im busy SAVING ANIMALS HERE.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:21:15 AM »
Bumblebee Tuna
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:19:43 AM »
I don't believe we are 'persecuted'. I mean getting called retarded for believing God is one thing but being thrown into a Colosseum to get eaten by a lion is another.
They are in Africa do you watch the news?
Seriously speaking, why do some Christians believe they are persecuted in a 1st world country with religious freedom? It's a worldwide attack on our culture. One less believer in God hurts us as a whole.
Can't wait to make you suffer, then.
I smell a dick.
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« on: September 27, 2014, 01:16:53 AM »
we're gonna bang
our heads on tables? HA-HA-HALRIGHTY THEN.
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« on: September 22, 2014, 01:58:08 AM »
I've NEVER put a photo of myself on a forum before. This is a milestone.
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« on: September 22, 2014, 01:55:48 AM »
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« on: September 22, 2014, 01:51:34 AM »
I think I found him.......
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« on: September 20, 2014, 10:19:14 AM »
What movie is this from. I need something to watch tonight.
My incredibly successful box Office Hit: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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« on: September 20, 2014, 10:17:39 AM »
I'll have you know: I have the REFLEXES of a cat. And the SPEED of a mongoose.
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:29:10 AM »
that looks like a sexual position
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:21:51 AM »
Mental Hospital Football
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:20:50 AM »
I rescued them from some nutjob........ oh wait.........
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:17:59 AM »
Isn't there a fan IN THE POWER SUPPLY? Perhaps if you bang on it really hard, and yell SHIKAKA!
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:15:12 AM »
Why yes I have. I have been banned from SEVERAL zoos. Spoiler don't touch the rhino kids
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:12:54 AM »
How long until you run out of Ace Ventura reaction gifs?
I don't know, but I shall look like this when it happens:
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:07:33 AM »
No.
What did you just say???
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« on: September 20, 2014, 03:06:28 AM »
And people say Christians are oppressed? Haha, funny. Christians throughout Africa and the Middle East are being slaughtered right now. You still think this is funny?
I don't think it's funny.......
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« on: September 20, 2014, 02:59:53 AM »
It's only 1:00
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« on: September 20, 2014, 02:55:29 AM »
because it's 4 in the afternoon, 20th of september
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« on: September 20, 2014, 02:52:04 AM »
Why are you still awake?
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« on: September 17, 2014, 05:32:38 PM »
Delusional.
Aw, don't be so hard on yourself.
Denial, can be an ugly thing.
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« on: September 17, 2014, 05:30:07 PM »
White Devil-White Devil?
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« on: September 17, 2014, 05:28:35 PM »
I deem this giant white ball........the White Devil.
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