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The Flood / Re: Guys, everyone record yourselves reading this
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:16:06 AM »
Hope you're having fun.

You've just made our new inside joke my friend.

The inside joke is me and my autism I'm sure of that.

Yeah I don't really care anymore.


The joke has transcended you and your autism at this point.

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The Flood / Guys, everyone record yourselves reading this
« on: October 22, 2014, 12:01:57 AM »
http://vocaroo.com/

Quote
You know, you're not obligated to be my friend if I offend you by this. If you don't think I'm cool anymore I don't blame you. I lost my coolness by the time I turned 20. Hate took over.

I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me.

And if I truly am a distusting induvidal, I could have done far worse than I did in this thread.

I could have posted personal pictures of my best friend or my other female friend, but I would never do that. Do you know why? Because I they have earned my respect and I'd never do that to them.

Felicia on the other hand, she hasn't earned my respect and frankly, I don't respect her.

She's done far more than just "hurt my feelings."

She allowed an entire armada to troll the shit out of me in TFS and would laugh with them.

She's like that giant spider from Courage the Cowardly dog. She'll eat your head off.

Mine:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16tHmbjA41N

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The Flood / Re: I ADMIT IT I'M A FURRY
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:48:09 PM »
your spirit animal is a pony?

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The Flood / You know what I love most about this post?
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:41:52 PM »
You know, you're not obligated to be my friend if I offend you by this. If you don't think I'm cool anymore I don't blame you. I lost my coolness by the time I turned 20. Hate took over.

I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me.

And if I truly am a distusting induvidal, I could have done far worse than I did in this thread.

I could have posted personal pictures of my best friend or my other female friend, but I would never do that. Do you know why? Because I they have earned my respect and I'd never do that to them.

Felicia on the other hand, she hasn't earned my respect and frankly, I don't respect her.

She's done far more than just "hurt my feelings."

She allowed an entire armada to troll the shit out of me in TFS and would laugh with them.

She's like that giant spider from Courage the Cowardly dog. She'll eat your head off.

I absolutely love this post, it is genuinely hilarious. Even typing up this commentary I'm laughing.

But it's not the sheer unmitigated edge that really makes it. No, what REALLY makes this post is how he starts off talking about pain and anger and hate, all this really deep shit, and then compares a girl who hurt his feelings to a cartoon spider.

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The Flood / Flood Poetry Slam
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:35:17 PM »

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The Flood / Re: In five minutes, I am a legal adult.
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:22:30 PM »
Sparky doesn't count btw

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The Flood / Re: In five minutes, I am a legal adult.
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:21:22 PM »
BETTER HURRY UP AND LOSE THAT VIRGINITY BEFORE YOU BECOME AN OBJECTIVE LOSER

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The Flood / Song of /pol/
« on: October 21, 2014, 11:06:27 PM »
YouTube


This was my favorite song in the show.

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The Flood / BIG, MEATY,
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:17:36 PM »
COCKS

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The Flood / Remember when Ryle accidentally outed RC as a furry?
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:14:32 PM »
That was fucking hilarious.

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The Flood / *their getaway
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:44:14 PM »
:)

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:41:01 PM »
So listen up. I just woke up from a nap, I've scanned the thread, and I'm going to start hitting people with the night stick if they continue this bashing crap. This is your first and last verbal warning.
Is it really a verbal warning if it's just text?

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:07:45 PM »
Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.
Reported for personal attacks.

MOOOODS

Cry me a river bitch. You drove me to the point of suicide last year with Frute Brute, it's about time that I returned you the favor you semen jugging dick infested anus.
omg that really hurts my feelings :(

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:59:15 PM »
Go die in a fire door. Your shitty genes definitely don't need to be passed on.
Reported for personal attacks.

MOOOODS

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:56:56 PM »
If I was desperate enough for sex, I'd go down to the strip club across the railroad here and frack a prostitute.
You are now aware of the fact that hookers don't count.

The importance of losing your virginity isn't the pleasure of sex, it's knowing that you are a man, and there are women out there who would be willing to reproduce with you. It means that your genes are worth being passed on.

Prostitutes don't count because they are not choosing you, they're only there to get paid.

Besides, if you come to a hooker all awkward and socially inept, as virgins often are, she'll probably get spooked.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:48:44 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

Says who? You? You have no credibility. Nada. Zero.
Well, I know what the inside of a vagina feels like.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:44:25 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Sex isn't everything.
If you're not religious or abstaining because of a sexually transmitted disease, then yes, there is something wrong with that.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:40:46 PM »
How would you know? Have you ever fracked on yourself?
More likely that he has than you.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:08:19 PM »

Door confirmed for giant fgt. how can you say thigh gaps are a deal breaker?
Because I don't want to break her.
>implying thigh gaps only exist on anorexic women
Never seen one that didnt

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:04:59 PM »
Door confirmed for giant fgt. how can you say thigh gaps are a deal breaker?
Because I don't want to break her.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:50:21 PM »

As if some people even have control over how big or small they are. <_<

As if I have control over what I find attractive?

Thigh gaps just look nasty. They make a woman look fragile and unhealthy.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:33:48 PM »
Small booty.

What are thigh gaps?
Disgusting is what it is.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:30:22 PM »
A lot.

Smoker, or has ever smoked.

Illegal drug user, even once.

Thinks Star Wars is stupid (an ex thought this. "Yeah, I think I saw them like a long time ago." Should have force choked her)

Thinks my passion for Halo/sci-fi/Xbox is stupid and or a waste of time

Picky about eating. I won't put up with a woman who is afraid to eat something because it's not gluten free

Is BFF's with Jesus

Oh, and lastly, a small booty.
This explains a lot.

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:24:06 PM »
Thigh gaps.

fracking disgusting.
What the frack is wrong with you people?
I'm sorry for not wanting to fuck a skeleton freak

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The Flood / Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:22:11 PM »
Thigh gaps.

Fucking disgusting.

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The Flood / The Red-Lipped Bat Fish
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:46:51 PM »
YouTube


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Gaming / Re: I can't wait for Battlefront to BTFO of Destiny
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:00:09 PM »
No thanks.

I don't want ANY overlap with the Destiny fanbase.

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The Flood / Re: They invented the hoverboard
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:24:02 PM »
No they invented magnets

Jesus, can you people read?

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