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Messages - Blackbox Rob
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« on: March 20, 2015, 02:32:27 PM »
PM me a picture of you face and fully body and I can tell you what exactly you can do to improve, I'll even write up a workout routine for you dead srs. im not going to make fun of you, I genuinely can help you slay mad poosay. You have an hour of your day to spare for workouts, right? Don't be scared of taking action, it's time to stop the over thinking, stop the hesitation, and just go balls deep in changing your life
Go ahead and send one my way as well. I was a PE coach in my previous life. So fitness is kinda my deal.
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« on: March 20, 2015, 02:06:17 PM »
/soc/
You might be gay and you don't even know it yet. Like subconsciously you wanna insert a veiny-6 inch-throbbing cock in your bum. Have you tried playing on the same team?
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« on: March 20, 2015, 01:59:54 PM »
Special snowflake syndrome detected. Dude, what you consider 'freak' in people is just their unique qualities as a person. Why do you consider yourself a freak?
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« on: March 20, 2015, 01:16:06 AM »
Highschool freshmen
Valentine's day
Been dating a few months prior
go to mall
buy her a really expensive sandwich from subway
go see a movie
GFs grandma picks us up
drops us off at GFs house
grandma says she'll be back in a little while forget reason
she leaves
we watch her drive off
i turn on the TV
before I can get it off sport center she pushes me onto her bed
we eat each other's faces like that zombie guy in the news a few years back
we take off our clothes
she starts rubbing my dick
I grab hold of those squishy fun bags
dick is harder than a metapod
"wait i need a condom"
put on that uncomfortable wretched device
shes on top and puts my dick in her vagina very vary slowly
tight squeeze
she starts moaning
slowly begin operation humpalot
every time i thrust she squeaks
wrap my legs around hers and just go at it like a little rabbit I was
about to cum after a few minutes
bust nut
feels wonderful
both of us breathing heavily
we both laugh at that
we spray febreze to get rid of sex smell
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« on: March 19, 2015, 05:31:15 AM »
No thanks. I played the beta. It was shit.
So don't post in the thread.
STOP OPPRESSING HIS FREEDOM TO STATE HIS OPINIONS!
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« on: March 19, 2015, 12:09:39 AM »
You know, I saw a door the other day... horrible creatures.
 Look at the muscles on you!
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« on: March 18, 2015, 07:01:18 PM »
Were you copy and pasted in real life?
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« on: March 17, 2015, 08:56:33 PM »
She doesn't want squeakers to play rated M games. Lets go Hill Clit!
NO SQUEAKERS IN M GAMES!
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« on: March 17, 2015, 08:35:00 PM »
The flood of destifags was too much for us. Nothing could've stopped it.
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« on: March 17, 2015, 08:32:40 PM »
That would've required Bungie to abandon the idea of turning their site into a social networking emulator/ad campaign.
I don't get why people like Camm, DTL, Beetle and Otthild can't just abandon ship. It would be so much better here with them.
gotta get them followers.
I don't even see what the big deal about followers is. I have 100+ just from doing what I usually do. It's not like number of followers means anything.
Feeds the egomaniac side in all of us, at least subconsciously/
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« on: March 17, 2015, 08:30:46 PM »
Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.
le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora*
I yearn for your nativity.
Everyone country is corrupt, lad. Get over it.
Well yeah, so why fight for them.
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« on: March 17, 2015, 08:27:20 PM »
i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.
Also - flat footed.
I know what this is from.
Tell me please? Cause I have no idea.
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« on: March 17, 2015, 04:55:20 PM »
Nothing. Our government is filled with greedy asshats and scum. Why would anybody want to be under contract with the US government when you could literally do anything else. And anybody who says your fighting for the country is delusional.
le debate meh i r atheist *tips tea cup/fedora*
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« on: March 17, 2015, 04:45:41 PM »
That would've required Bungie to abandon the idea of turning their site into a social networking emulator/ad campaign.
I don't get why people like Camm, DTL, Beetle and Otthild can't just abandon ship. It would be so much better here with them.
gotta get them followers.
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« on: March 17, 2015, 04:42:09 PM »
i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.
Also - flat footed.
That hasn't been barring for like, decades, man.
Ok, so flat feet is outdated, but you can still fuck with the examiners.
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« on: March 17, 2015, 02:03:35 AM »
i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.
Also - flat footed.
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« on: March 16, 2015, 01:49:15 AM »
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« on: March 16, 2015, 12:52:09 AM »
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That would've been nice Q_Q
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« on: March 16, 2015, 12:50:49 AM »
420
Winner. So whats the deal with her?
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« on: March 15, 2015, 03:31:22 PM »
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Incorrect. Feel free to post another pic and with that another number.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 03:29:35 PM »
Never seen that before. Fucking awesome. I bet Halsey and Jul have something to do with this. Or connected somehow.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 03:24:37 PM »
What do you think is causing these?
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« on: March 15, 2015, 03:21:53 PM »
Base on the little information you know on me, post a pick that reminds you of this nobody on the internet. Along with your post put down a number between 100 and 500 and if you guess the right number I will make your pic my avatar.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 03:16:41 PM »
Mad becaus bed.
But yeah, skill cannons and precision weapons >
Vry mad cuz bed.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 02:18:55 PM »
Retail? May Neptune have mercy on your soul.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 02:07:56 PM »
 You're bad and you should feel bad.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 12:22:30 PM »
If he has been ousted, we just have to hope that he's replaced by someone better rather than someone worse ._.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 12:08:03 PM »
one time my microwave combusted into flames when I turned around to put something in a cupboard
i just filled a glass of water, opened the microwave, and splashed the fire away
this has been microwave stories with Ryle
'd throw the microwave on the ground and stomp on it. Seems to work good. Or throw some dirt on it like in pokemon. Super effective!
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« on: March 15, 2015, 12:06:09 PM »
There's a meeting tomorrow, so we'll see if he shows or not. If he does than cool, he went off the grid which is hard nowadays. If he doesn't and nobody in his government gives a statement then I'd assume the worse - dead.
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« on: March 15, 2015, 11:53:05 AM »
>Patient wants to smoke in smoking area behind facility >Sure, need a break anyway >I use one of his matches in his box >we get in there >light him up >blow on match >having worked a double the day before yesterday I was sleep deprived >brain didn't think about putting the hot match in the tower thing instead put it in garbage >walk away cause the patient is wacky, slurp my starbucks right outside the area >hear him yell 'halp! halp!' 'hay! hay! man!' >roll eyes the fuck does he want now >see a fucking fire next to table, trash is fueling it >look at the two patients (lady was there already) >both just sitting there not fazed that a FIRE is a few feet away >start stepping on it >see it spreading to a larger pile >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck >kick larger pile away and continually smash it with my feet >finally goes out >"uhh sorry about nearly killing you two" >MFW >get back to facility and tell supervisor what happen >HRW >"Is the fire out?" >... >.... >....... >"well?! is it out?!" >no, i left it there cause I felt bad stepping on it a few dozen times. Yes its out." Got relieved from work 2 hours before shift ends. Pretty sure she told our boss and they figured I was too dangerous due to sleep deprivation. Nobody has said anything to me yet.
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