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The Flood / OUTTA MY WAY VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
« on: November 16, 2014, 12:25:52 AM »



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Wahlberg was born  in the shithole that is the city of Bawwwstin. Wahlberg had nine siblings - including his big brother, Donnie Wahlberg, who, like Mark would later pursue a career in both music and acting, but, unlike Mark, is not a total cunt. Donnie and Mark formed a boyband in the 1980s called The New Kids on The Block, but Mark dropped out when he decided, quite rightly, that that shit was gay and that he'd have more fun entertaining himself in other ways.
Anyway, none of that shit really matters, because it turns out that Mark Wahlberg was a right little fucker growing up, always getting into trouble and engaging in really quite audacious acts of IRL trolling.
All of the following is taken from Mark Wahlberg's Wikipedia page. We didn't make this shit up, honest, it's all completely true. You don't believe me, go check. Wahlberg had been in trouble 20–25 times with the Boston Police Department in his youth. By age 13, Wahlberg had developed an addiction to cocaine and other substances. At fifteen, he harassed a group of black school children on a field trip by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets.  Despite the seriousness of Mark Wahlberg's crimes, it seems to have had no impact on the trajectory of his career whatsoever, thus proving that in Hollywood, it doesn't matter who you are or what you do, so long as you know the right people.

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Eventually, a concerned net citizen brought Wahlberg's chequered past to the attention of /tv/, the 4chan board which, in theory is dedicated to television and film, but in practice is actually dedicated to ogling the feet of underage actresses, heaping scorn on Internet reviewers and, every now and then, sperging about Game of Thrones and Doctor Who.
Fa/tv/irgins were only too quick to seize upon Mark's ingenious and hilarious coining of the phrase 'Vietnam fucking shit!' and were soon bellowing out the phrase all over the board, joyously calling one another 'Vietnam fucking shits' and telling eachother to get out of their respective ways, before firing up their pirated copies of Photoshop to create amusing images of Marky Mark menacing Vietnamese people.

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The Flood / OUTTA MY WAY HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
« on: November 14, 2014, 12:29:30 PM »

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Gaming / Video games fucking suck.
« on: November 14, 2014, 10:01:45 AM »
Literally nothing but disappointments this year across the board.

How sad that the best game that has come out so far this year is a remake of Halo 2.

Fuckin AAA video games suck these days.

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The Flood / Alright I'm leaving
« on: October 27, 2014, 03:13:25 PM »
I know I said I left before and my activity here has dwindled down to maybe a few posts a week but life is too busy anyway and this place has obviously changed for the worst.

-Annoying ads
-Annoying people
-Annoying mods

It's a shame this is the best we could scrounge up after what happened to bnet. Kinda funny how some of you guys have called it sad that I've raged on here when most of you who criticize me spend most of your day here. Just look at you post counts for christs sake. (Noelle and Kiyo I think you guys need serious help, I know you don't have any social lives but trust me posting all day on a forum is NOT the right way to live. Trust me I am trying to help you.)

Peace.  8)


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The Flood / Prankdial.com
« on: October 27, 2014, 01:26:32 AM »
:^)

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The Flood / Are lithium fumes toxic?
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:38:41 PM »
Let's say, for example, that my friend had a roll of lithium metal. Let us then say that he inserted it into some water.

Let's assume this caused it to spontaneously combust and create a large cloud of smoke.

Are the fumes caused by this combustion dangerous to inhale?

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The Flood / RC I'll be your bf
« on: October 25, 2014, 11:12:17 PM »
 :-*

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The Flood / Tfw white girls don't like me
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:36:49 PM »
Why can't I get a qt white gf?

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Gaming / Feature you'd most expect in a space RTS/RPG
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:59:27 AM »
 ;)

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Gaming / I can't wait for Battlefront to BTFO of Destiny
« on: October 21, 2014, 04:53:16 PM »
Discuss :^)

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The Flood / What went wrong for you?
« on: October 20, 2014, 07:22:32 PM »
Just wondering.

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The Flood / I have a confession to make.
« on: October 14, 2014, 07:33:17 PM »
This forum is slightly different from how it was before.

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Serious / What is your favorite political party?
« on: October 09, 2014, 01:03:53 PM »
I enjoy the republican party.

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Gaming / Boy I sure do love games.
« on: October 09, 2014, 01:03:27 PM »
What's your favorite game?

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The Flood / Hello fellow forum users.
« on: October 09, 2014, 01:02:53 PM »
It is a nice day isn't it?

How are you all today?

Spoiler
Help they're watching me.

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The Flood / Is this a pathetic scenario?
« on: October 09, 2014, 10:48:15 AM »
I'd like to point out that this is simply a scenario that I made up.

>there's a 24 year old
>a 24 year old woman
>she posts on a random forum
>she spends hours of her day posting
>it's all because her life isn't very fulfilling

Is this a sad scenario?

(I'd also like to point out I don't post very much on here so stfu about me)

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The Flood / I see what you mean now Elegiac
« on: October 09, 2014, 10:11:09 AM »
So I called Noelle a man and I'm now on moderated status because Kiyo likes Noelle.

I knew this place was biased but I don't think it's fair to do this simply because you dislike a user.

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The Flood / Ahaha look who I am >.>
« on: October 08, 2014, 05:25:31 PM »
>_> AM I COOL YET GUYS

<.<  Am

>____> I

>.> cool

>>>>.>.>.~#]{>€,#

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The Flood / The feels corner
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:37:36 PM »
YouTube


 :'(

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The Flood / buh you guys are so lame
« on: October 07, 2014, 02:58:39 PM »
No one here pays attention to me, am i gonna have to post controversial opinions just to get some replies?


 8)

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in regards to K-maps?

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The Flood / Star wars fomans ONLY
« on: October 06, 2014, 09:02:26 PM »



No anime users, no shangheili, no desticles.

Just star wars.

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Gaming / What game idea intrigues you more?
« on: October 06, 2014, 04:17:07 PM »
Pls vote

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Gaming / What went right with Destiny
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:33:08 AM »
-Art style is amazing
-PVP is pretty entertaining

Sometimes I just like walking around and looking at things. Too bad the story sucks so bad.

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Gaming / Destiny is a secret plot
« on: October 04, 2014, 11:43:02 PM »
They made it so bad that it will make you want to play halo again.

It's a plot to make halo popular again.

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Gaming / What went wrong?
« on: October 04, 2014, 06:00:18 PM »

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The Flood / I guess this means I'm the king of the flood now.
« on: October 03, 2014, 04:06:39 PM »
 8)

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The Flood / This kid goes to my friends school.
« on: October 02, 2014, 10:40:23 PM »
YouTube


There's like one or two minutes until they actually show him but the intense build up is great.

(the reason this stupid video has so many views is because it was semi-popular on reddit for some reason)

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The Flood / Best Classical composer?
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:37:49 PM »
http://youtu.be/k1-TrAvp_xs

Why is it Mozart?

(Do yourself a favor and watch "Amadeus", it's a 10/10 movie.)

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Gaming / Favorite Star Wars game?
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:12:42 PM »
Mine is Republic Commando  ;D

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