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« on: November 05, 2016, 03:02:19 PM »
I AM USER #35 THEREFORE I AM BETTER THAN YOU.
P.S. The happy Halloween font is AIDS.
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« on: February 21, 2016, 02:42:34 AM »
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« on: January 27, 2015, 12:42:56 PM »
It has been brought to my attention that how my friends/squad/team are way too serious about the game. We use the phonetic alphabet, call out threats using cardinal directions if we're separated and "clock directions" so to say when we're together. We coordinate what loadouts we should use for the most efficient squad (someone will get the javelin and someone else the stinger, stuff like that). We probably do a few other neckbeard like things I'm blanking on right now, but oh well.
How do you communicate with friends and/or strangers?
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« on: January 25, 2015, 01:54:47 PM »
The other night my dream started out mostly normal. I was playing in the NFL and I was talking to some dude in between plays. This kept going until some douchebag on our team walks over and starts wailing on the dude I was talking to. I kept telling him to stop it until I eventually got them separated and then a douche ran away and started telling the coach that we were bad people or something. I was all like "aww heellll nah" and tried to get the story as close to the truth as I could. Later that day, I went to the hotel the team was staying in to talk to the douchebag. When he answered the door he was acting all suspicious and I smelt coffee in his room so I asked him "is that coffee I smell?" then he said "No, get out of here!" and slammed the door on me. Then somehow the dream changed the law and now coffee was illegal so I went to the pool where I knew the lifeguard was a drug dealer and he told me to get some coffee and put it in the water so he could harvest the cream. Right after he said that, a bunch of gangbangers appeared out of nowhere and I tried to hide in the lazy river. I luckily killed one of the gangbangers that were swimming and got his gun but then they found me. Since the pool was no longer a good place for me, I ran to a house to hide from the bad people but a bunch of humming birds broke through the house and started shooting miniguns at me and then I woke up.
How about you guys?
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« on: January 23, 2015, 04:42:49 PM »
The choice is quite obvious.
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« on: January 22, 2015, 12:39:55 PM »
How do you wear your sleeves? I almost always have mine pushed up to my elbows, it just doesn't feel right when they are unrolled.
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« on: January 16, 2015, 12:18:08 PM »
Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
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« on: January 15, 2015, 02:15:48 PM »
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« on: December 25, 2014, 01:17:08 AM »
A downvote a day keeps Wiz's legendary away. 
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« on: August 12, 2014, 11:20:09 AM »
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:22:30 PM »
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« on: August 08, 2014, 02:53:31 PM »
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« on: August 06, 2014, 11:24:19 AM »
The car purrs as it travels on the silent backroads of Wisconsin. The rolling hills are laid in a blanket of fog and the only sign of civilization are distant lights across the valley. Three people sit quietly in the car after a long day of fun. To my surprise, the silence wasn't awkward though, it was only peaceful. We carry this on until we saw another friend's house TP'd pretty badly...then the car was filled with laughter.
Is that a true friendship though? One where you no longer need to talk to feel comfortable in each others presence? Put yer thoughts down ye m80s.
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« on: July 28, 2014, 12:39:56 AM »
Our recent interview with NASA shed some light on their recent research on warp drive technology. The most shocking discoveries was the use of live babies to fuel the warp drive. Since this breaks some obvious morals, we decided to dig some more and ask the project lead how he could decide to do such a terrible thing. His answer was "Yolo! Am I right?". NASA's future looks very dark for the years to come, God save us all.
-Seymore Butts
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