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« on: May 28, 2015, 08:26:25 AM »
Use the fucking mobile site you whores.
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« on: May 28, 2015, 08:24:57 AM »
My boyfriend (poor word choice) is seven years older than me. No big deal once you're adults - just slap her across the breasts a couple times and she'll learn.
I'll try that tomorrow and see how it works out.
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« on: May 28, 2015, 05:36:47 AM »
What's said is that this is far better than both AVP movies. I love that they're called "Alien VS Predator" but the movies are focused far more on the humans.
That's the second time you've said said instead of sad in the past ten minutes.
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« on: May 28, 2015, 05:35:46 AM »
Have a fight to the death. It's clear whoever wins the battle is the more dominate one.
But then I can't fuck her.
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« on: May 28, 2015, 05:25:46 AM »
i've never seen that as a problem
as long as she's not taller than you
tfw she can order drinks and I can't.
486
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:25:13 AM »
telling a women to get into the kitchen really won't make her laugh
I'm not being serious you goot.
487
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:36:12 AM »
I plan on installing a new one on my bedroom door once I move to Charleston. If I can't then I'll just put a bucket of milk over the door and go out the window when I leave.
488
« on: May 28, 2015, 04:34:15 AM »
Got a whiff of some OG shit Tuesday night that smelled like pickles.
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« on: May 28, 2015, 04:32:44 AM »
I expect every Life hack/tip/how to video to be How to Basic by standard, my instinct has not failed me yet.
Hey, you're both Australian. That basically makes you family, right?
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« on: May 28, 2015, 04:31:51 AM »
She's 21. Six months older than me.
How do I assert my dominance over her if I am younger? I will say "Bitch, kitchen," and she will say "No." How the fuck do I counter that?
halp
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« on: May 27, 2015, 07:03:44 PM »
Dad bod = "I honestly don't give a shit" body type
Not obese, not skinny, just there.
I feel like I fit this description. I'm going to buy rope and a stool tomorrow.
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« on: May 27, 2015, 07:00:40 PM »
Spoiler I may or may not have a foot fetish.
i can tell
freak
493
« on: May 27, 2015, 06:59:13 PM »
I don't even know how to downboat people. I usually just hiss at the screen when I see a post I don't like.
click the "more" tab on the nameplate
dis gon b fun
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« on: May 27, 2015, 06:56:42 PM »
But seriously. What's the deal with foot fetishists? Like, ewww
>People fucking falling over themselves for fat sacs filled with curdled milk
>Finding foot fetishists weird at all
you people are getting really upset over this
Spoiler I may or may not have a foot fetish.
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« on: May 27, 2015, 06:55:54 PM »
I don't even know how to downboat people. I usually just hiss at the screen when I see a post I don't like.
496
« on: May 27, 2015, 06:54:46 PM »
Closest one to me is in hickville.
Starbucks is shit, and I'm pretty sure it's the only reason there isn't a DD by my house.
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« on: May 27, 2015, 06:52:45 PM »
But seriously. What's the deal with foot fetishists? Like, ewww
>People fucking falling over themselves for fat sacs filled with curdled milk >Finding foot fetishists weird at all
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« on: May 27, 2015, 05:12:50 AM »
When I hear "frosting" I think of "icing", like on cakes.
Always a weird mental image of overweight americans pouring the stuff on a bowl of chocolatey cereal.
Frosting is a substance, "frosted" is a form of coating a food (not unlike "dusted"). Icing is a very thin layer of liquid sugar that typically solidifies to form a diabetic coating.
Jesus Christ we have to learn what a fucking boomerang is and you guys can't take five fucking minutes out of your day to figure out our dialect.
Shit fuck cock ass.
lol
no
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« on: May 27, 2015, 04:09:55 AM »
When I hear "frosting" I think of "icing", like on cakes.
Always a weird mental image of overweight americans pouring the stuff on a bowl of chocolatey cereal.
Frosting is a substance, "frosted" is a form of coating a food (not unlike "dusted"). Icing is a very thin layer of liquid sugar that typically solidifies to form a diabetic coating. Jesus Christ we have to learn what a fucking boomerang is and you guys can't take five fucking minutes out of your day to figure out our dialect. Shit fuck cock ass.
500
« on: May 27, 2015, 04:06:38 AM »
I remember you. Welcome to Sep7agon, where the memes are dank and Kiyo still isn't perma'd.
501
« on: May 27, 2015, 04:04:34 AM »
>Friends want to stop somewhere and get something to eat
>Suggest Waffle House
>"No I'm really tired and it'll take too long to sit down and eat."
>Bitch got no respect, but she's my best friend's gf so I let it slide
>Taco Bell and McDonald's by the interstate are both closed
>Pass Wendy's
>Remember that they're opened until 1:00 a.m.
>Jonesing for a triple stack burger
>fat fuck/10 (no shame)
>Pull up a few feet before the intercom so my friends can figure out what they want to get
>It takes them five minutes to read the whole goddamn menu
>Finally figure out what we all want
>Inch forward to the intercom
>Menu suddenly goes dark
>12:21 a.m. - Voice from the intercom says that they're closed
>what the fuck
>They fucking waited for us to pull up before they shut down for the night
>Supposed to be open until 1:00 a.m.
>Drive around the building looking for employees
>They're sitting around on their phones laughing
>Honk my horn and flip them off for about 30 seconds
>End up going to Cookout instead
So how has your week been?
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« on: May 27, 2015, 03:58:28 AM »
In Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 & 2 there'd sometimes be random squares of land outside the base park that you couldn't purchase, yet were surrounded by purchaseable land. So you expand your park, start building epic coaster #9, and then realize that you can't put a corkscrew there because some designer wasn't paying close enough attention.
Still love those games, tho. :3
503
« on: May 27, 2015, 03:52:34 AM »
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« on: May 26, 2015, 09:57:22 PM »
Music is technically infinite because there are an infinite number of values between 0 and 1. A song can be 0:59:00, 0:59:001, 0:59:0001... long. Ergo, there are an infinite number of songs.
505
« on: May 26, 2015, 05:00:52 AM »
Get out while you can.
*picks up intestines off ground*
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« on: May 26, 2015, 04:59:32 AM »
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« on: May 26, 2015, 04:41:48 AM »
Fallout Boy.
New Vegas and FoB's new album are equally bad.
Oi, New Vegas wasn't bad.
It's not great.
no
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« on: May 26, 2015, 03:33:45 AM »
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« on: May 25, 2015, 04:02:05 PM »
What's wrong with the sleeve?
In the US it's not fucking 10 bong degrees so we have shirts with short sleeves.
510
« on: May 25, 2015, 03:52:35 PM »
Waffle House
You meet a lot of different people if you go at 2:30 in the morning. I met a truck driver from New Mexico en route to Charleston.
He must drive his truck to a lot of different places
He has his own rig and gets contracts from trucking companies. It was a candy red Freightliner. Apparently he's pretty well off.
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