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« on: December 26, 2014, 08:17:17 PM »
Last night I watched 2 anime movies, and now I kinda want to watch more.
Wat do
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« on: December 25, 2014, 09:32:08 PM »
Mine was pretty okay, spent some time with family, and mostly chilled.
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« on: December 24, 2014, 11:45:27 PM »
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« on: December 23, 2014, 05:03:13 PM »
 It was this, all I remember is that I used to always watch it.
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« on: December 22, 2014, 09:41:30 PM »
 There's mine.
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« on: December 22, 2014, 07:34:03 PM »
Right now, I'd definitely want fast travel so I could get off this road and be home already.
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« on: December 22, 2014, 12:43:18 PM »
I don't believe in them as being spirits of dead people, I believe in them as just being demons.
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« on: December 22, 2014, 03:25:22 AM »
What's been up with you flood?
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« on: December 21, 2014, 10:37:41 PM »
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« on: December 20, 2014, 08:43:33 PM »
With RC
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« on: December 20, 2014, 03:27:32 AM »
I do, it's sort of a nightmare. I'll try to describe it the best I can.
It feels like I'm trapped, like I can't breathe or move, and all I see is this blackness and distorted outlines of shapes and then it'll feel like these outlines of shapes are closing in on me, squishing me or something, and I want to cry out for help but I can't move my mouth, like I can't move, I have no control over my body. Like I'm just being consumed by some unknown thing and I can't do anything about it.
That's like seriously the only nightmare I can remember having, and it's repeating, it's the same dream each time. I'll usually wake up in a pool of sweat while panting, another weird thing about it, is that it only occurs when I'm ill, each time I get a fever or stomach flu, it'll happen. I have no idea why it happens.
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« on: December 19, 2014, 02:51:29 AM »
Well I'm getting off, talk to you guis tomorrow.
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« on: December 18, 2014, 10:33:26 PM »
>Be me
>3 hours ago
>Want to jerk off
>Need Lube
>Am circumcised, no lube = no jerk
>Have nothing
>Only this orajel Max strength
>No camera to take picture, its from google images
>Sees it says numbing agent
>Doesn't work on my damn teeth, so it shouldnt be too bad on my penis
>Pour about 1/4 the small container into my hand
>Not too watery like spit, is a good texture
>Jerk for 10 minutes
>Realize I can't feel anything
>Try harder, get more lube on hand
>at 20 minute mark I give up
>Wash hands
>Wash noodle (splashed water on it and cleaned with a towel)
mad.jpg
>sit back down
>OMFG my penis is tingling
>Feels numb
>only thing I can compare it too is like the time I severed half my wrist and couldn't feel anything in my thumb
(Not an hero, punched a window)
>Now
>noodle still numb
>Googled it
>guy says his penis is numb since 3 days ago when he used orajel as lube
>MOTHER FUGGER
>I have not jerked off in 4 days as it is
>I want a release
>plus what if it stays numb
>Forgive me father for I have sinned please let me feel my penis again....I won't be bad anymore, I will pray everyday....
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« on: December 18, 2014, 02:55:08 PM »
That is, if you've started them. Mine have been pretty easy so far, I just took my math final and it was surprisingly easy.
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« on: December 17, 2014, 10:39:58 PM »
If you do, how long have you played it? If you don't play anything, say what you have always wanted to learn how to play. Me, I'm still learning the ropes on guitar. Spoiler inb4someoneasksifmayonnaiseisaninstrument.
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« on: December 17, 2014, 11:40:20 AM »
Mine is 2.
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« on: December 17, 2014, 02:03:35 AM »
I went to school, reviewed for some of my finals tomorrow, and went home. Nothing to exciting.
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« on: December 16, 2014, 04:18:31 PM »
 I'll have this in a few more months, I'm a bit late to driving.
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« on: December 16, 2014, 02:42:17 AM »
 t4r
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« on: December 15, 2014, 02:45:43 PM »
I have an s5
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« on: December 15, 2014, 11:53:44 AM »
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« on: December 15, 2014, 03:06:52 AM »
I have finals this week, and I don't really feel like studying right now.
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« on: December 14, 2014, 10:48:14 PM »
 How many bitches you fuck?
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« on: December 14, 2014, 02:52:22 PM »
 Discuss our purely poetic genius. Spoiler How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
-Jaden Smith
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« on: December 13, 2014, 05:58:34 PM »
This game, Kingdom come. I think it looks pretty good, they've yet to release another trailer for this game, and its release date is sometime next year, i dont think they have an exact date yet. So, what are your opinions on this game?
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« on: December 12, 2014, 11:51:07 PM »
My username was started as a joke, way back in 8th grade I wasn't very good at math, so when we took these tests to place us in the appropriate math class in high school I didn't do so good, so I was placed in the class called math workshop, my friend started calling me the workshopwizard out of nowhere and thus, the name stuck.
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« on: December 12, 2014, 12:42:05 PM »
It really saved me from myself. I got a couple of screencaps. *shrugs* Grow up, you guys.  Treats! Also, I am not Elegiacs alt.
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« on: December 12, 2014, 10:35:20 AM »
Jim Morrison: Shut the fuck up with your pseudo-intellectual ramblings. The Doors are an average band. Snow Digger: Are you really a girl? Var-Vikerness: Can you back up your philosophy with a dance like techno viking? Gootsby: Regular Dogs, we Foxes, and every other animal can smell police dogs before we see them. They smell like the lack of freedom. Solonoid: Drink some strong tea, buddy. 
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« on: December 12, 2014, 12:59:27 AM »
So I got curious and searched up my town, when I opened my towns Wikipedia, I got quite the surprise.  I knew he was still alive
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« on: December 11, 2014, 11:12:15 PM »
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