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The Flood / Re: Do reports work?
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:42:15 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god I can't believe being called a dingo bothers you this much. Thank you based Kiyo for letting us know how to puch Elegiac's buttons.
i mean

you realize it's not the word itself being said that bothers him

it's that... you are trying to piss him off, actively
you admit to it, even

actively trolling someone is kinda... finish the sentence for me

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The Flood / Re: Do reports work?
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:38:21 AM »
if you haven't received a response, chances are, the mods don't agree with your grievances

at that point, if you care enough, you can question them personally

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:32:14 AM »
>calling crisps chips
>calling chips fries

America is 'Murika for a reason
What are these? Woodcrisps?

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:23:30 AM »
Dude what. Have you ever had homemade mayo?
well, i can never try now, because veganism

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:20:43 AM »
well, it works, because mayonnaise is bad on both chips and fries

and everything

fuck mayonnaise; mayonnaise sucks

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The Flood / Re: Fannys are for Trannys
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:18:14 AM »
Isn't "fanny" considered a swear in the UK or something? Like, on the same level as "cunt" is in America? That's what I heard.

If so, that's pretty fanny.

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The Flood / Re: Hey you...
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:15:47 AM »
Also, in general, I've been hearing the word used less and less as years go by. I never hear "awesome" anymore.

Now we just say stuff like "TURN UP" and "dank" and shit.
i hate pop culture

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The Flood / Re: Hey you...
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:12:13 AM »
I hate that word.
You Americans use it wrong.

So, I'm so amazing when you see me post your jaw drops and you're rendered speechless for an hour?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_speech
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nice_Fucking_Thing_to_Say

besides
i hear limeys use the word in the same context americans use it in all the time

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The Flood / Re: How do reports work?
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:08:25 AM »
well yeah, the official reason was "false reports"

but i'll stand firm that i didn't make any

i honestly thought everything i ever reported was worth reporting

now i just rarely bother

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The Flood / Re: Jesus fucking Christ this thing is damn scary
« on: December 20, 2014, 06:02:53 AM »
Fish are gross.

Unless they're of the jelly variety. Then they're my favorite animal.



<3

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The Flood / Re: How do reports work?
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:59:21 AM »
yeah

i know this because if you report stuff too much, the mods will get annoyed and tell you to stop in a PM

that's actually what i was originally banned for

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:42:07 AM »
I actually haven't renewed my account on BE yet, so...

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The Flood / Re: Forms of the post.
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:36:09 AM »
Well, whatever. I couldn't have really known that.

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The Flood / Re: Forms of the post.
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:28:31 AM »
Isara.

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The Flood / Re: Forms of the post.
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:22:13 AM »
I don't think he deserves the special recognition.

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:15:01 AM »
i made a thread mocking people who spout the platitude "everything is possible"
OP actually posted in said thread
Quote
Posted by: spirit of sand
No because if physics were altered, something that wasn't possible would be possible, that might not happen but you never know... We said we would never land on the moon, that it was 'impossible' but it wasn't.
lol wow

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:12:25 AM »
Na. Verby's got a different head now. You just need to look at the finer details.
I read all of your posts in the Engineer's voice. It adds a lot.

also thank you

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popular

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:08:02 AM »
oldest post of mine that i can find
Quote
Posted by: Fish_Slapped
You cannot divide by zero.
You cannot breathe underwater.
You cannot live forever.
i made a thread mocking people who spout the platitude "everything is possible"

because i was like, fifteen/sixteen

you think i'm edgy now? nothing compared to my adolescence

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The Flood / Re: tfw u look at ur b.old posts from when you first joined
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:03:48 AM »
you STILL ARE

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 04:01:31 AM »
I'm a serious person that you've always taken seriously.
if that makes you happy

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:59:30 AM »
>Trying this hard
trying to what

finish your thought

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, I didn't know Verby uses /b/
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:49:01 AM »
Eh... I wouldn't use the word "disgusting"--I'd probably use that to describe the person drinking, rather than the act itself. "Dumb" is too light, especially when used by itself. I mean, that's one of those words that you opt for when you think "stupid" sounds too harsh.

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:36:15 AM »
like, i never have

you're nothing

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:34:15 AM »
It is. If you're not having sex, you're beta. If you're masturbating, you're beta.
yeah yeah

good thing you're atallmidget, so i don't take anything you say seriously lol

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else have a sort of repeating dream/nightmare?
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:33:38 AM »
I've never had a recurring dream, but I've had dreams that are like... continuations of dreams that I remember having when I was younger. Those are my favorite, because I rarely get that feeling of nostalgia, and those kinds of dreams take me back to when I was little and when everything didn't suck.

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:29:43 AM »
>jerking off too much

Sounds like you've gone too much personal experience
uh, gee, thanks for repeating yourself

i understood what you meant just fine

you seem to be implying that frequent masturbation is something to be ashamed of or something though, and that's kinda dumb

especially considering i only masturbate once a week, if that

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The Flood / Re: Why do I keep having dreams where.....
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:26:34 AM »
You'd know about that, wouldn't ya?
uh, yeah

what, are you trying to imply something or what

i think it's good that i know things

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The Flood / Re: Let's ban shitposting
« on: December 20, 2014, 03:25:21 AM »
IT'D NEVER END EVEN THOUGH THERE WOULD BE A BOARD FOR IT!
...It really wouldn't, though. You realize.

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I don't bully you
No, yeah, we're best buds. You're right.

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