Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other?

My sister tried to asphyxiate herself for a talent show.

You would have to see every film ever made to know that

except i wouldn't

because when talking about "overratedness" you're referring to a film's popularity in relation to its actual value as a film

if you doubt the fact that pulp fiction is one of the most well-renowned films in the mid-nineties, if not the most well-renowned, you're just not cultured

or ten

The prequel to Reservoir Dogs?

yes

actually i was under the impression that they took place at the same time

but reservoir dogs is the superior film anyway

Scorsese.

Kubrick, of the ones you listed.

It's challengerX.

It wasn't even towards you, you stupid fuck.

Awwww sheeeet

*punctuation
*shit

I'll excuse the extended vowels, but at least use the right ones.

*1,000

Nah, you don't need it if it's only four digits. At least, that's how I was taught.

>implying English professors know anything

Everyone knows humanities are irrelevant

*incorrect use of the greater-than sign
*fragment
*capitalization and punctuation

the title of the thread describes u right now

also, u posted another sentence fragment

*capitalization and punctuation
*you

Those who have proven themselves capable of writing well, such as myself, are allowed to break rules if it helps their rhetoric. For example--sentence fragments are not only acceptable, but encouraged by English professors for their rhetorical effect. They can elicit a sense of bluntness within the author's tone, among other things. I've established that when I type without capitalization/punctuation, I'm doing it because I want to create a relaxed tone, as if what is being said is being said while lounging on a couch or something--which usually tends to be the case anyway.

But since you think forum posts should be like formal essays, I will severely censure all of your posts as though I were critiquing some illiterate cunt's drivel--which I am.

You muted me yet you continue to read my posts. You clearly can't help but indulge in my comments.

*comma after "me"
*poor use of the word "indulge"

I unmute people after a few days because keeping someone muted forever is stupid. Like you, but... a little smarter.

This is a sentence fragment. Please return to elementary school and learn to form basic sentences.

>thinking rules of grammar in formal essays applies to a fucking forum post

Now I'm going to go out of my way to Grammar Nazi every single one of your posts in the future.

This game was actually hard as fuck, but only because they start you off with a deck filled with shit like this. None of them have effects, either. The only way to get stronger cards was to win duels, which... there's only a set amount. You beat someone once, and you can't fight them again.

But I mean, that's more a design flaw. See, if a game is "hard," it's probably not good. A better word is "challenging," obviously. The game's not challenging; it just fucks you over.