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44191
nothing wrong with it
literally everything is

you've never seen it, but you've heard of it
you've seen it portrayed in movies and tv shows
you know millions of people have been shot in history

you don't hear about people complaining about having been circumcised anywhere

44192
yeah, that's exactly what i said, good job

"i have heard of it one time on the internet once so that means it happens all the time"
"enough times for it to be a big issue"
i've never seen anyone get shot. it must never happen
worst comparison ever

why do you even try

44193
But that was the implication.
no, that was your interpretation

it would be incredibly stupid for me to say that it never happens
if you honestly thought i was even IMPLYING that, fuck you for thinking i'd be that stupid

i'm saying it probably doesn't happen enough for it to be an issue
you'd think i'd hear it ONCE from someone

44194
yeah, that's exactly what i said, good job

"i have heard of it one time on the internet once so that means it happens all the time"
"enough times for it to be a big issue"
"except probably not"

44195
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:40:43 AM »
quality art/animation

44196
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:37:43 AM »
someone wanna make the stupid argument that anime images "aren't posted often" again?

44197
The Flood / Re: Weeb translator?
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:37:05 AM »
translator? fuck that

i want a weeb filter

44198
it worked out okay for me

and i've never heard a single circumcised male cry over his circumcised penis

ever

44199
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:32:17 AM »
in some cases, explaining the joke can even enhance the humor

if you don't understand why, you're obviously a miserable cunt with no sense of humor

44200
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:27:43 AM »
if something is funny, then it doesn't need any explanation. explaining why something is funny just kills all comedic value.
not for me

i've laughed at jokes that i didn't get the first time all the time

44201
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:20:52 AM »
i lack a sense of humor because it's possible for me to laugh at a joke that i don't get after it has been explained to me

makes sense

not really though

44202
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:18:57 AM »
i'm saying it doesn't for me

44203
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:17:08 AM »
if something is funny then it's funny; it doesn't need explaining.
obviously it does, if you don't get it

i'm not one of those guys who thinks the humor of the joke disappears if it's explained to them

44204
Gaming / Re: Game moments that made you feel uncomfortable?
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:16:04 AM »
any awkward/poorly directed/poorly written/shoehorned in romance scene makes me cringe like a motherfucker

44205
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:15:03 AM »
i'm better at explaining things than you

la la la

44206
>looks better

Boot pls.
looks so much better

44207
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:12:59 AM »
that doesn't even make sense

but seriously, everything that i think is funny, i can explain precisely why it's funny
it's not hard

44208
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:11:34 AM »
the reason why spider-man memes are funny is "case in point"

hmm

sorry, nope, not convinced

44209
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:09:17 AM »
they are if you're not a miserable cunt
point me to the humor

exactly what is funny about it

if i'm not guffawing like a fucking donkey after this explanation, you fucking lose, kid

44210
i'm not for or against circumcision by the way

i think it's a "who gives a fuck" type of issue

i do think people who are against it are overreacting though

44211
Except a circumcision is not a big procedure, in fact it takes less than a minute.
It takes up to half an hour of a baby being strapped down to a table while a part of its penis is being cut off. Something that, unsurprisingly, hurts like a mofo.
can't be any worse than having my skull literally crushed momentarily as i exit my mother's womb

i don't remember my circumcision at all, and i'm rather happy with the results, personally

44212
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:03:44 AM »
hey cool, the least funny meme of all time
spider-man memes aren't funny

44213
Serious / Re: What is your opinion on Anonymous?
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:02:49 AM »
>thinking Anonymous is anything more than just a group of people who claim to be Anonymous, but only function on an ad hoc basis

since anyone can be anonymous, anyone can be a part of Anonymous
you just have to have something to say and enough know-how to get the attention of the public

this is why they can be so inconsistent with their goals and motives
Anonymous isn't an organized secret committee--it's anyone who claims to be a part of it and has the ability to do some damage

for better or for worse

44214
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 08:48:59 AM »
hey cool, the least funny meme of all time

44215
Jealous because masturbation is not as pleasurable for you.
It isn't?
Thousands more nerve endings still intact bro.
This hasn't been proven to mean anything beyond the negligible.

There are tens of millions of nerve endings on the entire body--and those are just nerve endings. A few thousand isn't gonna mean shit, guy.

44216
>Being upset about the Human anatomy.
Shouldn't you complain that women should cut one of their breasts off too, because that's aesthetically pleasing or some shit?
So essentially you're saying is that we should ban ear piercings, nail clippers, razors, haircuts, and shampoo because it's wrong to modify your body for an aesthetic reason?
it's not wrong

it's just stupid

nail clipping and hair cutting shouldn't really count though
and shampoo

i wouldn't call those "body modifications"

44217
The Flood / Re: What floodian is this
« on: January 12, 2015, 08:32:47 AM »
jim

44218
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 08:30:51 AM »

44219
Nice necrobump.

44220
The Flood / Re: Merely Pretending
« on: January 12, 2015, 07:25:40 AM »
great game

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