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The Flood / Re: SecondClass has a Hank Hill bod
« on: April 14, 2018, 11:00:57 PM »
i would curbstomp you and i wouldn't have a single issue with it
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The Flood / Re: SecondClass has a Hank Hill bod« on: April 14, 2018, 11:00:57 PM »
i would curbstomp you and i wouldn't have a single issue with it
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The Flood / Re: Anime fucking sucks and if you watch it you're stupid (unless you're me)« on: April 14, 2018, 09:45:17 PM »Write up a big damn master list of your most hated anime tropes.fun idea, might do would take too long to do in one sitting, but let's get all the obvious ones out of the way: recycling the same exact conventional art style that's associated with all anime over and over and over again—big eyes, small noses, thin outlines, slender frames, unnatural hair colors, over-the-top hairstyles, overly generic hairstyles when main characters have 10x the care and detail put into their designs as opposed to background characters, and when background characters or extras have NO detail or thought put into them whatsoever (i understand budget and time constraints, but i'm still allowed to hate this) lazy animation tricks—overuse of key frames, tweening, repeat cut, random chibifying/super deformation, only having two frames for talking scenes (open mouth, shut mouth—DONE!), literally recycling previous animations, and other stupid shit every character has the same exact face fanservice wish fulfillment >draw a girl >call it a boy *i would also hate the reverse of this—if it ever happened, which it doesn't >draw a fully-developed adult >call it a child or teenager >draw a child >sexualize them >draw a child >they're actually 700 so don't worry it's not pedophilia disgusting pervert goes way out of line on several occasions, but is never seriously taken to task because everything he does is played for laughs and is shot with a comedic tone, so that makes it all okay and you should just laugh with them because hahaha humans are disgusting scumshit isn't that so cute and funny female characters whose personality = "is sexually attractive" sexually attractive female characters who are "badasses" and do conventionally masculine things as a substitute for anything unique or interesting—bonus points if they are cold, aloof, and/or distant because they're just so COOL camera cuts to or pans over a girl's body for absolutely no reason, other than pandering WHOOPS the MC just accidentally groped his love interest in the most convenient way ever HOW EMBARRASSING WHOOPS the main female character just had a wardrobe malfunction and all the male characters saw!!!!! cue large geysers of blood rocketing from the male characters' noses (who the fuck gets nosebleeds just from being sexually aroused, and why the fuck does japan think it's so fucking funny) beach episodes when a character is about to confess to (or maybe even kiss) their love interest when they're suddenly interrupted by something stupid, and the love interest is too fucking dense to take the hint (common throughout all media, but anime is insufferable with this shit) dense fucking characters in general, where being dense isn't a genuine character trait—their brain only seems to work when it is laser-guided by the plot when love, friendship, or family saves the day the generic male protagonist that is fucking impossible to not relate with on some level harems tsunderes in general, but especially poorly done tsunderes who are more tsun-tsun than dere-dere character gets beat up or hit by a strong attack—cut to a shot of all the other characters gasping and shouting their name (bonus points if each character gets a split screen) gasping in general when a character gets really emotional about something, and the background gets replaced with flames or some other over-the-top imagery as they start shouting about whatever bullshit temple veins, sweat drops, blue blushes with the vertical lines, exaggerated facial expressions and reaction shots someone gets seriously injured for comic relief in one scene (like getting a black eye or a huge bump on their head), but they're absolutely fine in the next scene, because it was just played for laughs a character is sleeping, causing them to blow a giant snot bubble with their nose—who has ever seen this happen in real life? i REALLY don't understand this one shouting the name of your attacks before using them—it's cool in fighting games, it makes sense in pokémon, but it's not cool and doesn't make much sense pretty much anywhere else when flashbacks are only used to pad out the episode scrappy doos out the fucking wazoo the classic "five man band" trope when played sickeningly straight "AT THIS RATE," filler arcs, filler in general we decided to set our anime in high school because we don't have enough of those 3453
Gaming / Re: What are some popular franchises that you've never played« on: April 14, 2018, 06:34:44 PM »
Assassin's Creed
Tom Clancy's anything Resident Evil Dragon Quest (which I'll be crossing off very soon) Tomb Raider Monster Hunter Civilization The Witcher BioShock Kingdom Hearts Mass Effect lots more 3454
The Flood / Re: my face has been on and off breaking out since my BK job« on: April 14, 2018, 11:30:53 AM »your existence is a problem that can easily be fixedYes they are?those are not problemsor it could be a health problem, in which case that would indeed be a problemA pimple on your face is a cosmetic problem, same with crow's feet etc 3455
The Flood / Re: my face has been on and off breaking out since my BK job« on: April 14, 2018, 11:18:54 AM »those are not problemsor it could be a health problem, in which case that would indeed be a problemA pimple on your face is a cosmetic problem, same with crow's feet etc 3456
The Flood / Re: Haven’t logged in in a few years.« on: April 14, 2018, 10:52:33 AM »
why hello there, Lord "I'm like Hitler" Starch
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The Flood / Re: my face has been on and off breaking out since my BK job« on: April 14, 2018, 10:50:20 AM »
or it could be a health problem, in which case that would indeed be a problem
there is no such thing as a "cosmetic" problem 3458
The Flood / Re: my face has been on and off breaking out since my BK job« on: April 14, 2018, 10:46:46 AM »
there is no such thing as a "cosmetic problem"
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Gaming / Video game music that no one appreciates but you« on: April 13, 2018, 08:23:13 PM »YouTube 3460
The Flood / Re: Hot takes« on: April 13, 2018, 11:31:19 AM »no lmaoYour family banned Pearl Jam in the household?😂😂😂pearl jam is great, but i can't listen to them anymore because of my familyBut where does Pearl jam fit?well creed just sucks outright so i gotta give it to sgCreed or Soundgarden?Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time they just listen to them way too much on the record player, and the only person who minds is me 3461
The Flood / Re: Hot takes« on: April 13, 2018, 11:15:14 AM »pearl jam is great, but i can't listen to them anymore because of my familyBut where does Pearl jam fit?well creed just sucks outright so i gotta give it to sgCreed or Soundgarden?Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time 3462
The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs« on: April 13, 2018, 04:00:55 AM »I love how you think this is some random internet fling lmaobecause it is Quote And no, Pokemon is for kids just like Ben 10 is. You have no room to judge.Wrong 3463
The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs« on: April 13, 2018, 03:35:30 AM »
dumb children, with bad taste in cartoons i might add
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The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs« on: April 13, 2018, 03:34:15 AM »literally doesn't matter tho, these are vapid and needless reasonsthey are actually the ONLY good reasons, because the moment you get over this random person (again none of this is even real but whatever), you're going right straight back to drugs so yeah it's kind of the exact opposite of vapid and needless, you vapid and needless fake caricature of a person Quote you literally had a pokemon avatar for months lmao*years and i'll have a pokemon avatar again pokemon is marketed towards pretty much everyone at this point ben 10 is explicitly and exclusively for children 3465
The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs« on: April 13, 2018, 01:44:41 AM »you have a ben 10 avatarimagine your primary motivation to stop using drugs was because you wanted to suck the cock of some little kid across the countryI'm 30 you are 12-16, regardless of your actual age 3466
The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs« on: April 13, 2018, 12:36:19 AM »Well surebecause you'd continue to use if he wasn't okay with it you never learned a real lesson, you never got smarter, you never matured this is all assuming you're even a real person of course idk why i continue to play along 3467
The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs« on: April 13, 2018, 12:17:25 AM »Guess being anti drug is only okay if you have certain specific reasons for it!uh of course? doing the right thing for the wrong reasons is one of the biggest problems in all of humanity 3468
The Flood / Re: Hot takes« on: April 12, 2018, 11:28:36 PM »well creed just sucks outright so i gotta give it to sgCreed or Soundgarden?Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time 3469
The Flood / Re: Hot takes« on: April 12, 2018, 11:24:15 PM »Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time never could get into soundgarden in general tbh 3470
The Flood / Re: Hot takes« on: April 12, 2018, 10:44:02 PM »ALICE IN CHAINSaic unplugged > nirvana unpluggedAic? L I C E I N C H A I N S 3471
The Flood / Re: How many $ and Miles is too much for a booty call?« on: April 12, 2018, 10:33:24 PM »oofThat's just like, my personality man.You're not funny. FatherlyNick isn't funny. If you're not funny, don't make jokes. There's nothing wrong with not being funny, just accept it and crack a good joke every once in a while when you know people will laugh instead of trying to kid around all the time.That's because your sense of humor sucks hippo assI'm not sure if the blatant sarcasm just whooshed past you or whatyes everybody in Mexico is in a cartelwouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class 3472
The Flood / Re: Hot takes« on: April 12, 2018, 10:14:17 PM »
aic unplugged > nirvana unplugged
will fight anyone 3473
The Flood / Re: the funniest joke you'd ever hear« on: April 12, 2018, 08:07:14 PM »
thank you
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The Flood / Re: We need to start immediately terraforming Mars. Prove me wrong.« on: April 12, 2018, 05:23:12 PM »
too stupid of an idea to address seriously
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The Flood / Re: the funniest joke you'd ever hear« on: April 12, 2018, 04:44:01 PM »because if you could understand the language, it would beBut how would it be funny if it’s in a language I’ll never understandBut then it wouldn’t be the funniest joke I’d ever hear...yes it is in the same way that your perfect match for a romantic partner is in a country you'll never visit it's a big world and you'll never come close to experiencing all of it, is the point an obvious fact that we all know, but i'm phrasing it in a way that i find poignant and interesting 3476
The Flood / Re: SecondClass shaming thread« on: April 12, 2018, 04:33:47 PM »nopeYupnopeyupnopeYupnopeYurpnope 3477
The Flood / Re: the funniest joke you'd ever hear« on: April 12, 2018, 04:31:24 PM »But then it wouldn’t be the funniest joke I’d ever hear...yes it is do you understand what future tense is 3478
The Flood / Re: SecondClass shaming thread« on: April 12, 2018, 04:30:23 PM »nopeyupnopeYupnopeYurpnope 3479
The Flood / the funniest joke you'd ever hear« on: April 12, 2018, 03:19:32 PM »
probably only works in a language you'll never understand
how does this make you feel 3480
The Flood / Re: Whats Verbs ideal job?« on: April 12, 2018, 02:43:22 PM »you're right, i lasted 3 weeksEnvironmental Conservation workerHe wouldn't last 5 minutes over there |