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The Flood / Re: SecondClass has a Hank Hill bod
« on: April 14, 2018, 11:00:57 PM »
i would curbstomp you and i wouldn't have a single issue with it

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Write up a big damn master list of your most hated anime tropes.
fun idea, might do

would take too long to do in one sitting, but let's get all the obvious ones out of the way:

recycling the same exact conventional art style that's associated with all anime over and over and over again—big eyes, small noses, thin outlines, slender frames, unnatural hair colors, over-the-top hairstyles, overly generic hairstyles

when main characters have 10x the care and detail put into their designs as opposed to background characters, and when background characters or extras have NO detail or thought put into them whatsoever (i understand budget and time constraints, but i'm still allowed to hate this)

lazy animation tricks—overuse of key frames, tweening, repeat cut, random chibifying/super deformation, only having two frames for talking scenes (open mouth, shut mouth—DONE!), literally recycling previous animations, and other stupid shit

every character has the same exact face

fanservice

wish fulfillment

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
*i would also hate the reverse of this—if it ever happened, which it doesn't

>draw a fully-developed adult
>call it a child or teenager

>draw a child
>sexualize them

>draw a child
>they're actually 700 so don't worry it's not pedophilia

disgusting pervert goes way out of line on several occasions, but is never seriously taken to task because everything he does is played for laughs and is shot with a comedic tone, so that makes it all okay and you should just laugh with them because hahaha humans are disgusting scumshit isn't that so cute and funny

female characters whose personality = "is sexually attractive"

sexually attractive female characters who are "badasses" and do conventionally masculine things as a substitute for anything unique or interesting—bonus points if they are cold, aloof, and/or distant because they're just so COOL

camera cuts to or pans over a girl's body for absolutely no reason, other than pandering

WHOOPS the MC just accidentally groped his love interest in the most convenient way ever HOW EMBARRASSING

WHOOPS the main female character just had a wardrobe malfunction and all the male characters saw!!!!! cue large geysers of blood rocketing from the male characters' noses (who the fuck gets nosebleeds just from being sexually aroused, and why the fuck does japan think it's so fucking funny)

beach episodes

when a character is about to confess to (or maybe even kiss) their love interest when they're suddenly interrupted by something stupid, and the love interest is too fucking dense to take the hint (common throughout all media, but anime is insufferable with this shit)

dense fucking characters in general, where being dense isn't a genuine character trait—their brain only seems to work when it is laser-guided by the plot

when love, friendship, or family saves the day

the generic male protagonist that is fucking impossible to not relate with on some level

harems

tsunderes in general, but especially poorly done tsunderes who are more tsun-tsun than dere-dere

character gets beat up or hit by a strong attack—cut to a shot of all the other characters gasping and shouting their name (bonus points if each character gets a split screen)

gasping in general

when a character gets really emotional about something, and the background gets replaced with flames or some other over-the-top imagery as they start shouting about whatever bullshit

temple veins, sweat drops, blue blushes with the vertical lines, exaggerated facial expressions and reaction shots

someone gets seriously injured for comic relief in one scene (like getting a black eye or a huge bump on their head), but they're absolutely fine in the next scene, because it was just played for laughs

a character is sleeping, causing them to blow a giant snot bubble with their nose—who has ever seen this happen in real life? i REALLY don't understand this one

shouting the name of your attacks before using them—it's cool in fighting games, it makes sense in pokémon, but it's not cool and doesn't make much sense pretty much anywhere else

when flashbacks are only used to pad out the episode

scrappy doos out the fucking wazoo

the classic "five man band" trope when played sickeningly straight

"AT THIS RATE,"

filler arcs, filler in general

we decided to set our anime in high school because we don't have enough of those

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Gaming / Re: What are some popular franchises that you've never played
« on: April 14, 2018, 06:34:44 PM »
Assassin's Creed
Tom Clancy's anything
Resident Evil
Dragon Quest (which I'll be crossing off very soon)
Tomb Raider
Monster Hunter
Civilization
The Witcher
BioShock
Kingdom Hearts
Mass Effect

lots more

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or it could be a health problem, in which case that would indeed be a problem

there is no such thing as a "cosmetic" problem
A pimple on your face is a cosmetic problem, same with crow's feet etc
those are not problems
Yes they are?

If you drop a piece of paper and have to pick it up, that's a problem that you can easily fix

some problems are obviously worse than others, your insistence on this contrarian shit is exhausting
your existence is a problem that can easily be fixed

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or it could be a health problem, in which case that would indeed be a problem

there is no such thing as a "cosmetic" problem
A pimple on your face is a cosmetic problem, same with crow's feet etc
those are not problems

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The Flood / Re: Haven’t logged in in a few years.
« on: April 14, 2018, 10:52:33 AM »
why hello there, Lord "I'm like Hitler" Starch

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or it could be a health problem, in which case that would indeed be a problem

there is no such thing as a "cosmetic" problem

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there is no such thing as a "cosmetic problem"

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Gaming / Video game music that no one appreciates but you
« on: April 13, 2018, 08:23:13 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 13, 2018, 11:31:19 AM »
Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?
aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time

never could get into soundgarden in general tbh
Creed or Soundgarden?
well creed just sucks outright so i gotta give it to sg
But where does Pearl jam fit?
pearl jam is great, but i can't listen to them anymore because of my family
Your family banned Pearl Jam in the household?😂😂😂
no lmao

they just listen to them way too much on the record player, and the only person who minds is me

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 13, 2018, 11:15:14 AM »
Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?
aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time

never could get into soundgarden in general tbh
Creed or Soundgarden?
well creed just sucks outright so i gotta give it to sg
But where does Pearl jam fit?
pearl jam is great, but i can't listen to them anymore because of my family

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The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs
« on: April 13, 2018, 04:00:55 AM »
I love how you think this is some random internet fling lmao
because it is

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And no, Pokemon is for kids just like Ben 10 is. You have no room to judge.
Wrong

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The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs
« on: April 13, 2018, 03:35:30 AM »
dumb children, with bad taste in cartoons i might add

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The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs
« on: April 13, 2018, 03:34:15 AM »
literally doesn't matter tho, these are vapid and needless reasons
they are actually the ONLY good reasons, because the moment you get over this random person (again none of this is even real but whatever), you're going right straight back to drugs

so yeah it's kind of the exact opposite of vapid and needless, you vapid and needless fake caricature of a person
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you literally had a pokemon avatar for months lmao
*years

and i'll have a pokemon avatar again

pokemon is marketed towards pretty much everyone at this point

ben 10 is explicitly and exclusively for children

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The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs
« on: April 13, 2018, 01:44:41 AM »
imagine your primary motivation to stop using drugs was because you wanted to suck the cock of some little kid across the country
I'm 30
you have a ben 10 avatar

you are 12-16, regardless of your actual age

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The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs
« on: April 13, 2018, 12:36:19 AM »
Well sure

But how does the fact that I'm changing for someone I love and want to spend my life with constitute a bad reason?
because you'd continue to use if he wasn't okay with it

you never learned a real lesson, you never got smarter, you never matured

this is all assuming you're even a real person of course idk why i continue to play along

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The Flood / Re: tips for ending all drugs
« on: April 13, 2018, 12:17:25 AM »
Guess being anti drug is only okay if you have certain specific reasons for it!
uh of course?

doing the right thing for the wrong reasons is one of the biggest problems in all of humanity

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 12, 2018, 11:28:36 PM »
Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?
aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time

never could get into soundgarden in general tbh
Creed or Soundgarden?
well creed just sucks outright so i gotta give it to sg

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 12, 2018, 11:24:15 PM »
Aic or Soundgarden, which is superior?
aic but i'm biased because they're probably my second favorite band of all time

never could get into soundgarden in general tbh

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 12, 2018, 10:44:02 PM »
aic unplugged > nirvana unplugged

will fight anyone
Aic?
ALICE IN CHAINS
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The Flood / Re: How many $ and Miles is too much for a booty call?
« on: April 12, 2018, 10:33:24 PM »
wouldn’t it be funny if this guy is a psychopath and murders class

like if u agree

Discord has all our chat logs, if I murder him suspicion will go straight to me and I can't fucking make it in mexico.

I'm not cartel material.
yes everybody in Mexico is in a cartel

Nigga, have you been to Mexico?
I'm not sure if the blatant sarcasm just whooshed past you or what

That feel when Chally still doesn't know your sense of humor
That's because your sense of humor sucks hippo ass

I'll try and dial back the layers of irony for you. smh, gotta dumb it down for ya.
You're not funny. FatherlyNick isn't funny. If you're not funny, don't make jokes. There's nothing wrong with not being funny, just accept it and crack a good joke every once in a while when you know people will laugh instead of trying to kid around all the time.
That's just like, my personality man.
oof

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 12, 2018, 10:14:17 PM »
aic unplugged > nirvana unplugged

will fight anyone

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The Flood / Re: the funniest joke you'd ever hear
« on: April 12, 2018, 08:07:14 PM »
thank you

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too stupid of an idea to address seriously

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The Flood / Re: the funniest joke you'd ever hear
« on: April 12, 2018, 04:44:01 PM »
But then it wouldn’t be the funniest joke I’d ever hear
...yes it is

do you understand what future tense is
But how would it be funny if it’s in a language I’ll never understand
because if you could understand the language, it would be

in the same way that your perfect match for a romantic partner is in a country you'll never visit

it's a big world and you'll never come close to experiencing all of it, is the point

an obvious fact that we all know, but i'm phrasing it in a way that i find poignant and interesting

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The Flood / Re: the funniest joke you'd ever hear
« on: April 12, 2018, 04:31:24 PM »
But then it wouldn’t be the funniest joke I’d ever hear
...yes it is

do you understand what future tense is

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The Flood / the funniest joke you'd ever hear
« on: April 12, 2018, 03:19:32 PM »
probably only works in a language you'll never understand

how does this make you feel

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The Flood / Re: Whats Verbs ideal job?
« on: April 12, 2018, 02:43:22 PM »
Environmental Conservation worker

One of those young people that goes overseas and builds shit for poor people

Climb the corporate ladder until he's in a powerful enough position to bring down everything
He wouldn't last 5 minutes over there
you're right, i lasted 3 weeks

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