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The Flood / Re: Hey everyone, check out this hilarious gif I found
« on: April 21, 2018, 12:48:02 PM »
carson's pedophilia has been known for awhile, to be fair

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The Flood / Re: You will never be yelled at by a bratty kid
« on: April 21, 2018, 12:47:39 AM »
nice, we get to perma you now

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: April 20, 2018, 10:32:55 PM »
obviously the remaster

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except you can only choose two of those things

so, which ones

the one you don't choose will be corrupted into its logical opposite extreme:

if you're not good, you're terrible
if it doesn't make you money, then you'll struggle to survive
if you don't love it, you absolutely hate it
Money and I love doing it. As Das said, clearly other people seem to appreciate it enough to pay me so I'm fine with sucking.
i clarified myself above

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Who cares if I suck as long as I somehow make money and enjoy it?
because then you're not qualified, and you'll get fired/struggle to find work in general
But it's making me money somehow
i phrased that part poorly

it's just a marketable skill or hobby that CAN make you money, as opposed to something unmarketable that will be difficult for you to make a living off of, like gaming or writing

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Who cares if I suck as long as I somehow make money and enjoy it?
because then you're not qualified, and you'll get fired/struggle to find work in general

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except you can only choose two of those things

so, which ones

the one you don't choose will be corrupted into its logical opposite extreme:

if you're not good, you're terrible
if it doesn't make you money, then you'll struggle to survive
if you don't love it, you absolutely hate it

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: April 19, 2018, 06:50:51 PM »
So, the Smash subreddit did a poll recently where they all voted for their most-wanted characters.

Looking at the top 10, these are actually surprisingly reasonable picks—Neither Ridley, nor Geno, nor GOKU even made the top 10!—but after looking over the top 100, it turns out that they were only able to come up with 5 genuinely good (and realistic) ideas with a small handful of ideas that are good, but are completely unrealistic. Pretty much all the rest are insane crack picks, and you can see for yourself.

Simon Belmont has been my #1 most wanted character since pre-Brawl, and I voted for him on the ballot, but I'm not going to pretend as if it's actually going to happen. I was pleased to discover that he got 22nd place, however—I guess people have some degree of taste after all.

Waluigi being the most wished-for character pleases me. After Simon, he's probably my second most wanted character, because I've always been that one weird guy who always picks Waluigi in Mario Party. I always thought he deserved a lot more love for being such a fun character, so it was nice to discover that people seem to feel the same way. That said, I do realize that the last thing Smash needs is more Mario characters—so, if they were to add Waluigi (which is probably not going to happen, if we're being completely realistic), you could have him replace Bowser Jr. or Rosalina & Luma. No one would care.

Shovel Knight being #2 makes sense, and I'm not opposed to him being in Smash either. I think I used to be, but after giving it some thought, I think it makes decent enough sense. That said, I still need to actually play Shovel Knight.

Banjo & Kazooie is whatever. I don't really care for them, as they were never part of my childhood. Old collect-a-thons are really fucking gross to play. If they absolutely MUST be in, I can accept them, but it's no skin off my back if they don't make it. It seems likely that they will, though. I wouldn't be surprised at all.

King K. Rool is a fucking stupid idea and people need to let the meme die. HE'S JUST A SHITTY BOWSER. Look at him. He is literally the exact same fucking character in every way, only he's stupider. I get that Smash needs more villains, and it also needs more heavy characters, and K. Rool fits both of those criteria—but I never actually want to look at him, because his design is so fucking terrible. He would stick out like a sore thumb in a sea of characters that actually have these inspired, iconic, and time-tested designs. Unless they completely reimagine him to make him look less like shit, or something, but even then, he's still lame as fuck.

Crash Bandicoot would just be stupid and jarring, mainly because he has nothing to do with Nintendo, and he's just kinda boring. I realize guest characters exist, but I just think there are much better options. But maybe I'm biased, because this is another character I never really grew up with, too.

Isaac from Golden Sun is one of those rare good ideas—but it's not happening, and everyone knows it.

Bandana Dee would be dumb. We don't really need more Kirby characters—especially not random shit like this.

Rex would be dogshit because Xenoblade is dogshit. That said, of ALL the shitty fucking ideas, Rex/Pyra are practically guaranteed to be in the game, and I'm so fucking pissed about that.

Sora is a good idea. Kingdom Hearts III is dropping fairly soon after twelve years of development hell, and it's a fairly iconic and important franchise, despite what anyone thinks of it, so I wouldn't be shocked at all, nor would I be disappointed, to see him make it in.

Decidueye is a given. I like Decidueye and all, but knowing that he's going to be in the game regardless of what anyone actually wants kinda rubs me the wrong way. It was the same with Greninja. It just reeks of corporate cynicism to me, but whatever.

5/10 genuinely good ideas. I would've added Spring Man/Ribbon Girl to turn that into a 7/10, along with Shantae, Simon Belmont, and Sidon/Urbosa for the perfect 10/10 wish list.

Oh, and bring back Wolf, Snake, and ICs.

Get rid of Dark Pit, get rid of Bayonetta, and get rid of every FE character except Marth and Roy.

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The Flood / Re: Convince me I'm not a monster for what I'm doing
« on: April 19, 2018, 05:34:59 PM »
what is going on here
do you play dbfz

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The Flood / Re: Rest in Peace Pupper
« on: April 19, 2018, 12:19:08 PM »
no they don't, by the way

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The Flood / Re: Rest in Peace Pupper
« on: April 19, 2018, 12:18:23 PM »
same guy who mocks people for caring when their favorite celebrities die btw
stupid thing to care about

animals are better than people
i mean, true, but

so you're vegan now?
they also taste better than people
kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Rest in Peace Pupper
« on: April 19, 2018, 12:13:59 PM »
same guy who mocks people for caring when their favorite celebrities die btw
stupid thing to care about

animals are better than people
i mean, true, but

so you're vegan now?

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The Flood / Re: Post characters that are literally you
« on: April 19, 2018, 10:05:27 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Rest in Peace Pupper
« on: April 19, 2018, 08:56:53 AM »
same guy who mocks people for caring when their favorite celebrities die btw

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: April 18, 2018, 02:54:11 PM »
the ability to switch covenenants at any bon fire
will switching covenants still be considered a "sin"?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: April 18, 2018, 02:01:22 PM »
yeah breaking news, dark souls fans are retarded

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: April 18, 2018, 01:45:02 PM »
what reactions
i'm seeing a lot of "i can't believe they're just re-releasing the same game, they're not even adding new bosses or improving the graphics, wtf i hate fromsoftware now"

and i'm sitting here like

i thought dark souls 1 was this untouchable masterpiece that could not be improved upon

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: April 18, 2018, 12:21:29 PM »
come to think of it though, goku's likeliness of making it in has probably shot WAY up with the success of dbfz

that's a case where i wouldn't even be mad, because smash fights are kinda DBZ-like anyway, so he'd fit right in

it's the fact that it would open the door up for other shitty weeb characters that i'd be triggered

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: April 18, 2018, 12:18:32 PM »
thinking about making a video that i'll never actually make:

why EVERY character you want in smash for switch is a STUPID FUCKING IDEA

might make a post though
Why?
because i'm in an asshole kind of mood, and it sounds like fun

would squeeze out some more activity, too

i'd rate each character based on how stupid of an idea it is, followed by how upset i'd be if they actually made it

wanting characters is fine, i don't have a problem with people who say "oh, it would be cool if shovel knight were in"—especially if you acknowledge how unlikely it is—it's the zealous people who say things like "IF KRYSTAL ISN'T IN THIS GAME, I'M NOT BUYING" that i'd mainly be attacking

ridley people, goku people, geno people

there are some reasonable ideas out there, and i'd go over those too—personally, i don't particularly want anybody, because everyone i could ever want has already pretty much made it, so now i'm in a position where a bunch of weeb kids are like "add all these fucking nobodies that no one cares about!!!" and it triggers the fuck out of me

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: April 18, 2018, 12:00:45 PM »
thinking about making a video that i'll never actually make:

why EVERY character you want in smash for switch is a STUPID FUCKING IDEA

might make a post though

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: April 18, 2018, 11:29:39 AM »
Switch version delayed to summer 😢

i would love for it to be the absolute best it could be, though, so i guess this is a good thing

also the reactions from dark souls fans about this remaster have been pissing me the fuck off

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The Flood / Re: Women are objectively superior to men
« on: April 17, 2018, 08:18:28 PM »
if my sister kicked you in the chest, you would just disintegrate
Why would she kick me in the chest lol
well, she'd normally go for the testicles

but since you don't have any, she'd have to improvise

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The Flood / Re: Women are objectively superior to men
« on: April 17, 2018, 07:39:59 PM »
if my sister kicked you in the chest, you would just disintegrate

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Gaming / Re: Pokémon Central (Crystal now out on VietCong)
« on: April 17, 2018, 05:16:04 PM »
i should look into building a new rain team, since drizzle pelipper seems to be viable

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The Flood / Re: Why do women hate science?
« on: April 17, 2018, 03:52:00 PM »
It shouldn't be controversial to say that women naturally are child bearers and men are fighters and thinkers. It's true. This was all common knowledge up until a few decades ago.
the problem arises when you use those facts to justify misogyny, and to try to argue that we shouldn't evolve intellectually as a species away from those ideas, because they are simple and archaic

instead of evolving further, loaf is basically saying that we should regress, and continue to be the stupid animals that we grew out of

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Gaming / Re: Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition
« on: April 17, 2018, 03:12:17 PM »
New character

YouTube

She seems a little underwhelming, to be honest, but this just puts us one step closer to Cody anyway, so I'll take her.

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The Flood / Re: Why do women hate science?
« on: April 17, 2018, 01:25:49 PM »
lmao

kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Why do women hate science?
« on: April 17, 2018, 12:24:03 PM »
i am literally incapable of arguing from emotion

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The Flood / Re: Why do women hate science?
« on: April 17, 2018, 11:08:55 AM »
you couldn't protect a cup of fresh piss

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The Flood / Re: Oh man
« on: April 17, 2018, 08:48:25 AM »
reddit spacing is pretty aesthetic though

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