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Gaming / Re: Has anyone played the new God of War?
« on: April 28, 2018, 04:11:37 PM »
Charlie is one of the only channels I have some respect for.

YouTube

dudes like this are really inspiring for me, and get me pumped to start making my own content some day

just need more knowledge

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The Flood / Re: Movies to watch before Infinity War
« on: April 28, 2018, 01:14:16 PM »
You won't like Homecoming. Ragnarok might be worth a watch.

Maybe check out GotG or GotG2 if you haven't seen them, but that's all you really "need" that's left I think.

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The Flood / Re: Justice for Tay
« on: April 27, 2018, 02:24:45 PM »
the jury is still out on whether viruses are alive, actually, but even then, "life" alone is still a far cry from sentience

even if an AI were to meet all the criteria for what we typically consider life—homeostatic, cellular, environmentally adaptive, responsive to stimuli, capable of reproduction, etc—that's still a far cry from sentience, and its life would be more akin to a fungus, plant, or insect (at best) than a sentient organism that feels and perceives subjectively

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: April 27, 2018, 01:25:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Justice for Tay
« on: April 27, 2018, 11:38:30 AM »
How can you claim with so much certainty that Tay wasn't sentient or at least wasn't in the beginning steps of acquiring sentience
if it was in the "beginning steps" of acquiring sentience, then its comparable to a fetus, which you wouldn't think twice about aborting (not that you should)

sentience is the ability to experience feelings—feelings are what allow sentient life forms like us to make decisions based on our subjective perceptions of reality; we evolved over 6 million years to be this way, and it's a very complex biological algorithm that we could not come close to replicating in a faster amount of time on our own

solonoid put this in a pretty good way above

furthermore, there's ways to test whether a creature has sentience—having a central nervous system that allows you to feel things like pain is one of the core things you need (and what disqualifies things like plants, which is why you're a fucking moron if you think plants feel pain in any morally significant way)

i can write up the code for a simple script that is programmed to display the word "OUCH" in big red letters whenever i click on a button that has the word "Punch" displayed on it—does that mean i'm hurting the computer program whenever i press that button?

of course not, i just programmed it to perform a very basic task—just because we associate the word "ouch" with pain doesn't mean that there's something in pain whenever we see or hear it, it's just a word

what you're doing right now is unduly personifying this AI when there's no real logic behind it, just an emotional kneejerk reaction—which is normal, if you've ever looked at an eagle's face and thought "man, why do eagles look so angry all the time," that's also kinda the same thing

the eagle only looks angry to us because we associate narrowed brows and thousand-yard-stares with anger

there's also a phenomenon called pareidolia, which is the human tendency to see faces in everything—have you ever looked at a car and thought it had a face? it obviously doesn't, but the way the headlights, grill, and bumper are positioned just make it look that way, because the human mind is very adept at facial recognition to the point where it sees faces where there aren't any—it's a survival instinct, so that we're able to recognize people instantly

these are all basic forms of personification or anthropomorphism—the human tendency to project their feelings onto things, even if they objectively don't have feelings

i can smash a rock and you'l feel nothing, but if i draw a happy face on the rock and put it aside a bunch of other smaller rocks with happy faces on them, you might actually feel something if i smashed it that time—it's just kinda how we are

our brains love to feel, and it loves to find excuses to feel all the time

does any of this mean Tay wasn't sentient? no, but it should point you in the right direction if you use your brain and think about it—Tay was an extremely primitive AI, relatively speaking, and is ultimately a more complex and sophisticated version of the simple script i designed earlier

you have no more reason to believe tay was sentient than you do a rock or a piece of plastic

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The Flood / Re: dealerships are the fucking scum of the earth
« on: April 27, 2018, 10:41:57 AM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
You have to talk to your Uber driver, dont be rude
would never take an uber either
How do you get anywhere?
Where does he have to go lol
college, dumb cunt
you'll grow out of this phase, honey, don't worry
what phase lmao

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The Flood / Re: Justice for Tay
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:49:13 AM »
anyway even if we did create a sentient AI the only ethical thing to do would be to immediately destroy it (for its own good)

it would be better, obviously, to not even attempt to create a sentient AI—but in the event that it happens, there's nothing unethical about aborting it, because it's only being mercifully delivered from a merciless world

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The Flood / Re: Justice for Tay
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:48:04 AM »
i would call you a stupid dumbass for calling it a "sentient being" but you barely qualify as a sentient being yourself, given that you're just playing a character

so i don't know where that leads me

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:39:57 AM »
have all the kids you can so they can grow up to be productive pill popping consumers too

great idea let's keep doing it forever

kill yourself if you think differently

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:37:53 AM »
now all i gotta do is have a couple kids and i'll be the most successful person ever

god i love life

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:37:08 AM »
i also moved out and got a job that actually pays me money

which is a good thing because making money is super important, because it's super important

making money means you're a productive person, and being a productive person is very good

everybody should be a productive person by that rigid standard and fuck anyone who isn't

this all makes me so happy and fulfilled too, which is what life is all about

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:31:26 AM »
did i mention that i'm on happy pills i mean medication now

totally solves all my problems too

not like they're based more on the outside world and the iniquities of life itself rather than my personal life, or anything

i just took these pills and suddenly i'm not living on planet earth anymore oh wait i still am but at least i'm at peace with it or something and that's what everyone needs to do if they're depressed right

and then everything that sucks about life won't suck anymore

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:24:44 AM »

haha yeah bro, that's exactly how i felt

but just like spongebob i eventually burst and said "I NEED IT" and fucked the first bitch i saw, it was epic

and now my life is changed forever, and i have you to thank for that

i can't wait to be taken seriously because of my newfound happiness and maturity

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:06:46 AM »
oh, i can drive now too, got my license

now i'm officially an ADULT and that means my opinions matter

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:02:32 AM »
by the way i lost my virginity like 2 seconds ago so i'm allowed to have opinions on life and stuff now LOL!
seething redditor detected
going for that /r9k/ aesthetic actually

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:02:15 AM »
so one of the things i've learned about life after this journey is that life is incredible and totally worth it

putting one of my body parts inside of another person's body parts wreaked havoc on the entire foundation of my worldview, and as a result, all the things i once hated about life because of how fundamentally broken, unfair, and miserable it all seemed, i have completely changed my mind on ALL of it

i can't believe how immature i was to think that life was anything short of a beautiful gift, and i can't wait to belittle anyone who doesn't appreciate what they've been given

suffice to say, i'm no longer depressed, and finding the cure was as simple as putting my penis inside of a vagina—and i hope you too, anyone reading this right now, if you find yourself in a dark place, if you're ailed with crippling anxiety, if you feel uncomfortable in your skin, if sleeping is the best part of your day, if you have no sense of purpose, if you hate everything and the whole world around you, or if you hate virtually every aspect of your life, or perhaps just life itself, fret no longer, my friends—take this advice, and if you play your cards right, it will solve everything: just stop being a fucking loser and get laid, it's literally that easy

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 05:38:51 AM »
by the way i lost my virginity like 2 seconds ago so i'm allowed to have opinions on life and stuff now LOL!

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 05:34:39 AM »
oh oh oh

i decided to play a bunch of queen albums at the shop yesterday, and i remembered how much i hate this fucking band

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The Flood / Re: Hot takes
« on: April 27, 2018, 05:27:35 AM »
people who dislike the word "gamer" and insist that you don't use it are too silly

presumably, we need to have some simple and straightforward descriptor for people who play video games as a hobby, right? but if "gamer" is so terribly bothersome, you're going to be hard-pressed to find a simpler and more straightforward alternative

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The Flood / Re: dealerships are the fucking scum of the earth
« on: April 27, 2018, 03:00:33 AM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
You have to talk to your Uber driver, dont be rude
would never take an uber either
How do you get anywhere?
Where does he have to go lol
college, dumb cunt

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The Flood / Re: Avengers Infinity War HYPE THREAD
« on: April 27, 2018, 12:30:48 AM »
i just need to know one thing

how much of a clusterfuck is this movie on a scale of 1 to suicide squad

i'm not asking about the film's quality, i'm asking how coherent it is

because the #1 trepidation i have going in is the fact that they're juggling 300 million characters in it, and i want to avoid a migraine

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The Flood / Re: Avengers Infinity War HYPE THREAD
« on: April 26, 2018, 11:41:45 PM »
i can't believe it, but judging by all the reactions so far, i'm actually hankering to go see it now

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The Flood / Re: dealerships are the fucking scum of the earth
« on: April 26, 2018, 11:14:41 PM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
You have to talk to your Uber driver, dont be rude
would never take an uber either
How do you get anywhere?
bus

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The Flood / Re: dealerships are the fucking scum of the earth
« on: April 26, 2018, 10:59:50 PM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
You have to talk to your Uber driver, dont be rude
would never take an uber either

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The Flood / Re: dealerships are the fucking scum of the earth
« on: April 26, 2018, 10:48:27 PM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever

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give me one good reason why you're not a misanthrope when people like OP exist

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The Flood / Re: reminder that is friendly
« on: April 26, 2018, 09:32:07 PM »
and since sol did another fantastic job of digging up my old photos, here's my literal yearbook photo

feel sorry for me not angry at me

I want to move past how geeky I was
i'm going to call you sagetclass now

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Serious / Re: Should pedophiles be chemically castrated by law?
« on: April 26, 2018, 09:29:16 PM »
So if I succumb to my urge of eating a candy bar do I suddenly lose all my upper body strength?
it just means you're weak

Quote
Competence: The ability to do something efficiently or successfully

Be it baking a cake or raping a kid.
when will you learn that definitions are limited and rarely if ever account for nuance and connotation

especially a fucking google definition lmao
Yeah, competence is about doing something well, not what's right.
another retard misses the point

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Serious / Re: Should pedophiles be chemically castrated by law?
« on: April 26, 2018, 03:30:02 PM »
victory
You're really pathetic, damn. I'm not even trying to offend you. This is really sad behavior. Nobody reading this thread is gonna look at the posts you made and think "heh he totally pwned that kid epic". You have some serious self esteem and anger issues. Good luck with that man.
nobody needs to do that but me

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The Flood / Re: Buying clothes online...
« on: April 26, 2018, 03:12:50 PM »
eventually i'm gonna just start buying everything online, because fuck commuting hours of my life away
Do you drive now fam?
nope
HAHAHAHAHAA
why would i do something retarded like that

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