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The Flood / No, it's my birthday
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:54:12 AM »
Stop stealing my presents, cunt.

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If I made a post with the expectation of it being liked.

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She looks 12.

Spoiler
Can you give me her number?

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The Flood / Re: I fucking know the guy who made this video
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:36:26 AM »
fucking cringe, are you like this too?
No, I hate this cunt.

He used to talk shit to me on Facebook all the time, so one day I went up to him after P.E. and told him to say it to my face.

He did.

So I fucked up his nose with my fist.

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The Flood / I fucking know the guy who made this video
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:33:36 AM »
YouTube

He goes to my fucking college.

Fucking hell.

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Serious / Re: So #gamergate
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:41:04 AM »
Gamergate is legitimate. There's a problem with video game journalism.


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Serious / Re: Who do you think are the four best presidents?
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:23:20 AM »
I'll just leave this here.

Whoops, I missed this squabble <_<

And it seems to have blown over, so well done everyone have a gold star.

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The Flood / Re: What's the gayest thing you can say in 20 words or less?
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:56:10 AM »
"I'm friends with Dustin"

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Serious / Google's human-like computer will be able to programme itself
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:55:26 AM »
From Betabeat
Quote
In college, it wasn’t rare to hear a verbal battle regarding artificial intelligence erupt between my friends studying neuroscience and my friends studying computer science.

One rather outrageous fellow would mention the possibility of a computer takeover, and off they went. The neuroscience-savvy would awe at the potential of such hybrid technology as the CS majors argued we have nothing to fear, as computers will always need a programmer to tell them what to do.

Today’s news brings us to the Neural Turing Machine, a computer that will combine the way ordinary computers work with the way the human brain learns, enabling it to actually program itself. Perhaps my CS friends should reevaluate their position?

The computer is currently being developed by the London-based DeepMind Technologies, an artificial intelligence firm that was acquired by Google earlier this year. Neural networks — which will enable the computer to invent programs for situations it has not seen before — will make up half of the computer’s architecture. Experts at the firm hope this will equip the machine with the means to create like a human, but still with the number-crunching power of a computer, New Scientist reports.

In two different tests, the NTM was asked to 1) learn to copy blocks of binary data and 2) learn to remember and sort lists of data. The results were compared with a more basic neural network, and it was found that the computer learned faster and produced longer blocks of data with fewer errors. Additionally, the computer’s methods were found to be very similar to the code a human programmer would’ve written to make the computer complete such a task.

These are extremely simple tasks for a computer to accomplish when being told to do so, but computers’ abilities to learn them on their own could mean a lot for the future of AI.
Elon Musk is not going to be happy about this.

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The Flood / FUCK
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:54:34 AM »
wrong forum

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The Flood / Looks like we have some new meat
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:59:27 AM »

Make them feel welcome.


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The Flood / YOU DO A LOOP DE LOOP AND PULL
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:59:07 AM »
AND YOUR SHOES ARE LOOKIN COOL

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Serious / Re: Who do you think are the four best presidents?
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:55:13 AM »
I'm no economist expert-guru but if I correctly remember, the depression worsened when the Fed started to raise interest rates which caused business going bankrupt (making more people unemployed) because the cost to conduct business skyrocketed.
That's probably the Austrian perspective, but I can't say I agree.

Interest rates were very low in the mid '30s, but it didn't spur any sort of economic activity because everybody was afraid of falling into deflationary spiral due to the sheer shortage of money travelling through the economy.

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Serious / Re: YOU'RE NOT A LIBERAL
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:49:53 AM »
What an asshat. Let's just let the market figure it all out after all it worked so well last time...not.
The market is pretty awesome.

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Serious / Re: Would you consider yourself a hedonist? yes? No? Explain.
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:47:56 AM »
No.

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The Flood / Re: For the First Time
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:28:05 PM »
You aren't high, you just had a botched lobotomy.

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The Flood / Re: How old were you when you grow out of socialism?
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:23:57 PM »
I haven't.

Socialism is fundamentally inevitable.
*sigh*

When you grew out of distributing the wealth equally.
Oh, you mean like a deterministic socialism?

Shit, I don't know. Like 16.

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The Flood / Re: Are you single?
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:23:09 PM »
Yes.

Working on it.

I already have the gloves and the chloroform.

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Serious / Re: Mandatory abortions for minors
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:22:14 PM »
Everything that can be privatized, should be.

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The Flood / Re: Seriously, what the fuck?
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:20:37 PM »
Well, here we're talking about how we aren't talking about anything.

This, Max, is a conversation and you have the power to invite others to discuss whatever you want if you don't like what's on offer!
And when I make my own thread, it'll be flooded with "fuck yous" and "faggots"

Pointless.
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSSSS

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The Flood / Re: Seriously, what the fuck?
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:18:39 PM »
Well, here we're talking about how we aren't talking about anything.

This, Max, is a conversation and you have the power to invite others to discuss whatever you want if you don't like what's on offer!

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The Flood / Re: How old were you when you grow out of socialism?
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:17:25 PM »
I haven't.

Socialism is fundamentally inevitable.

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The Flood / just WHO is lemy the lizard
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:06:24 PM »
Trussing Door has twelve letters.
Lemy the Lizard has thirteen.
Lemy is also green, and we know Door was incredibly envious.

Given the numerical proximity of twelve to thirteen, it's safe to say that Door was a very unholy individual, lacking faith and without proper moral guidance. Too close to the unlucky number, he was. And, as we know, he was a pathological fedora tipper.

Therefore, I have reached the vindicated conclusion that - since we are coming up to Hallowe'en - Lemy is the unholy manifestation of Door's godless spirit, which possess him and forces him to make ungodly claims about other users.

Pray for Door. Pray for his damned soul. 

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Something is going wrong when the first thing I think of when reading the word "Depression" is "monetary stimulus".

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The Flood / Re: Disclaimer. Yes he fucking is
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:58:56 PM »
Where, O where is thine handjob?
Hark! It is in thine hand!
O Lord! Thou hast smote mine willy!
I shalt never feel the glory of mine daughter's pusseth for a score!

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The Flood / Re: Disclaimer. Yes he fucking is
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:58:19 PM »
FUCK YOU LEMY

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The Flood / Re: Disclaimer: No, I'm not racist.
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:49:16 PM »
So? Since when were you sentimental?
Since I became a sensitive writer of deeply personal erotic poems.

Where, O where is thine handjob?
Hark! It is in thine hand!
O Lord! Thou hast smote mine willy!
I shalt never feel the glory of mine daughter's pusseth for a score!

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The Flood / I once got a fantastic handjob
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:37:37 PM »
And I don't mean to sound like a snob.

But she tugged and tugged,
Until should could tug no more.
Fantastically I had been rubbed.
 
And as I reached my climax,
I pulled her head down,
And came in her eyelash.

And while it was hot, it would've been hotter,
If my dearest girlfriend had been my daughter.

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The Flood / Re: Disclaimer: No, I'm not racist.
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:35:15 PM »
"i think of little girls while my gf sucks me off"
-meta cocknition, MMXIII AD
It was a handjob.

And I was imagining she was my daughter.

Get it right.
You should like, write a story about it.
But that's why she broke up with me.

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The Flood / Re: Disclaimer: No, I'm not racist.
« on: October 29, 2014, 07:29:49 PM »
"i think of little girls while my gf sucks me off"
-meta cocknition, MMXIII AD
It was a handjob.

And I was imagining she was my daughter.

Get it right.

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