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« on: October 02, 2014, 01:07:59 PM »
Mclaren P1. I understand their logic to
Why the fuck would you use your P1 for driving to school? get a fucking Chrysler 300, or a Ford Fusion, or SOMETHING if you want to drive to and from school. A Mclaren P1 is for summer cruising, not everyday shenanigans.
1652
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:33:18 PM »
You're better for it dude, even if she DID stay with you, you probably never would've trusted her again.
1653
« on: October 01, 2014, 11:26:51 PM »
It's because Adsense is a bag of dicks and is trying to censor us.
1654
« on: October 01, 2014, 06:56:29 PM »
Don't really have many high school stories to tell...
University on the other hand... but that's for another thread,
1655
« on: October 01, 2014, 05:55:07 PM »
I say we replace it with Firetruck.
What about caress?
or, how about we replace it with Fornicate?
1656
« on: October 01, 2014, 05:51:51 PM »
I say we replace it with Firetruck.
1657
« on: October 01, 2014, 05:50:46 PM »
This is why I never want to get married.
Not all women are like the bird charlie married. You might be lucky.
PFFFFFFFF
That attitude won't get you anywhere dude. cynical bastards are always the ones left alone.
1658
« on: October 01, 2014, 05:42:27 PM »
This is why I never want to get married.
Not all women are like the bird charlie married. You might be lucky.
1659
« on: October 01, 2014, 05:22:35 PM »
They banned bringing your own gear for baseball during recess in my grade 6-8 days...they had a box of really shitty gloves and bats and some really worn down baseballs that we were forced to play with during recess. managed to break a bat or two because of it. After I broke the third bat they banned baseball outright during recess because we broke most of the bats.
1660
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:51:06 PM »
Just ruin her life. Tell her family, friends, and co-workers that she has been sleeping with another man and ignoring her motherly duties. Well, that's what I would do anyway
And then he loses his kids in a custody battle because of the bad blood. Slandering a woman when you have 2 kids on the line is the most idiotic thing he could do right now.
1661
« on: October 01, 2014, 04:47:16 PM »
Stay strong Charlie, focus on those two kids you have right now, keep her out of your mind completely until the verdict has been made, and just focus on raising your kids.
1662
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:26:21 PM »
 So I'm back! and today I have brought with me a review of a little game from my childhood called Super Mario World! Let's see if it holds up through the years! You all know the drill from the last Quadra-Review, so let's kick this off with the story of this game! Spoiler After Mario slayed the koopa king for the 3rd time, Mario thought that it would be best for him and everyone else imoprtant to the monarchy to go take a vacation in Dinosaur Land, with no defenses besides the local dinosaurs. Guess what happens? Bowser manages to stuff all the Dinosaurs, known as Yoshi (Yoshis? Yoshii?) into tiny eggs half their size, and kidnaps Peach again... man, Bowser needs a hobby, pottery or something,) anyway, Bowser's back, he's on the other side of the 8 worlds, and you've got to go save the princess. Now, the Gameplay itself, and the Mechanics that make the game a game. Spoiler Super Mario world's gameplay and mechanics are based on Mario 3, with a branching hub world and the same "get to the flagpole" style platforming. Notable new mechanics are the super cape, which, when used properly can circumvent whole levels, and our brand new pal, and soon to be staple of the franchise, Yoshi. He's a giant green dinosaur who has a hunger as large as Zeus' sex drive, he can consume active shells, enemies, and even the un-killable ones like the fuzzies. Yoshi also has the ability to fire off special projectiles depending on what he eats, for example, he fires off a triple shot if he eats a red shell, he can gain wings if he eats a blue shell, and he can fire green shells back out if you need a quick projectile on the fly. All in all yoshi is a formidable foe for bowser's minions, but sadly he can't be brought into fortress levels, as there's an arbitrary sign at the front that says no yoshis allowed. Mario, the good sport that he is, decided to follow the rules and not absolutely destroy the foretress with a yoshi.
The hammer bros suit and tanooki leaf/suit have disappeared this time for some reason, I guess they needed a vacation too? Anyway, all in all we have some really big gameplay changes with this game, giving it a good change up to the traditional Mario formula. Now it's time for the enemies, because what would a mario game be without goombas to stomp? Spoiler Allright, in this game we have a gigantic cast of new enemies, so I'll just list them off.
We've got Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bros. Ball 'n' Chains, Banzai Bills, Beach Koopas, Beak Pillars, Big Blue Boos, Big Bubbles, Big Steelys, and Bill Blasters.
We've got Blarggs Blurps and Bob-ombs. We've got Boos, Boo Buddies, and Boo Buddy Swarms. There's so many enemies, but we've got even more!
We've got Bound Fire, Bullet Bills, Buzzy Beetles, and Chainsaws. We've got Chargin' Chuck, Cheep-Cheeps, Climbing Koopas, Dino Rhinos, Dino-Torches, and Dry Bones.
We've got Galoombas, fuzzies, Pirhana plants, Magikoopas, and Lakitu. We've got Mecha koopas, Torpedo Teds, and finally the goomba.
All these enemies and so much more, but we also have bosses that I'm sure you're waiting for...
We've first got Reznor, who is quite a cinch, just hit the tiny platforms that he and his friends reside on.
Next up is The Big Boo, whom all you do is throw rocks at, but be aware, because he can only be attacked when visible.
After that we have the 8 koopalings, all the same as they were in mario bros. 3.
Finally the King Bowser, who throws mecha koopas at you, throw them back to end him, and avoid his giant metal balls.
All in all a gigantic improvement in enemy cast, but the bosses are lacklustre, with only a few in numbers, and some are a pain in the ass. Now for the Graphics and Music categories, yes, I'm combining the two. Spoiler The graphics in this game are quite nice, with colourful sprites, and full use of the SNES' power.The background details in each level are quite nice as well, a change of pace compared to the blue and black skies of Mario 3. We've got actual clouds this time!
Next off is the music, which I could listen to for hours, In fact, I do when I'm driving down on a large road trip, I have the Mario World soundtrack on my phone. Namely the overworld, it's upbeat tune is just perfect for driving through the country side. The real downside to the Mario World soundrack is that there's only 30 minutes worth of music in it. Overall score Spoiler a solid 9/10, this game is a perfect sequel to the already vast Mario Bros 3, It's cast of enemies along with the great gameplay give this game a wonderful 8/10 score, but the sound and graphics bring that score over the top to the next level, the mood that these tracks fit perfectly with the level you play, and the vibrant colours and the detail put into each sprite just add to that. if you can pick up a copy, I highly recommend doing so. The game can now be accessed by means of the virtual console on the Wii U, and that's really the only way, as SNES carts are pretty rare nowadays, and the Wii's WFC network is dead.
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« on: October 01, 2014, 12:01:49 AM »
Chivalry died when women wanted equality.
1664
« on: September 30, 2014, 11:58:28 PM »
Adsense are a bunch of stupid anti-sex, overly censoring arseholes.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 11:52:52 PM »
Depends on sentence context and the person you talk to.
1666
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:13:58 AM »
I had my name on half of the threads for about half an hour.
That was fun.
I LOVE that fucking remix... download nao plox.
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« on: September 30, 2014, 07:09:30 AM »
1668
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:04:38 AM »
So I just had my morning coffee, and my rest day is today. That means I have all day to sit back and relax with a labtop at my side. so, how's morning flood feeling?
1669
« on: September 30, 2014, 07:01:18 AM »
I like how all the idiots in this thread who don't know the god damn difference between a sequel and a remake are voting Nintendo.
1670
« on: September 30, 2014, 06:52:44 AM »
Doesn't anyone know how to add server support?
Such as server based chest locks and protection from dickheads ruining other peoples shit.
Gr33n did some space magic with command blocks to add protection to areas that the mods set up
1671
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:11:42 PM »
I call her Love, dear, honey, simple stuff like that.
1672
« on: September 29, 2014, 01:05:18 PM »
That would mean Sqenix would finally be able to make Super Mario RPG 2, the sequel everyone wanted after FF was done.
1673
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:08:12 PM »
No they aren't.
The very definition of an atheist is a person whom does not believe in a deity, people who believe in reincarnation fall within that definition, therefore are atheist.
1674
« on: September 28, 2014, 07:59:26 PM »
someone restrain him, i'll get the wet noodle
Oh! Oh! I got the unicycle and the pineapple! someone get the rabid grizzly bear!
1675
« on: September 28, 2014, 03:39:49 PM »
I come home from work to all this.... good lord. It makes me think though.
Sentra does have a point. He is right. It is attention whoring. But I need it. I need to feel like I'm not alone in this. Friends are hard to come by for me, and while my family is always there for me, they are my family. So much depends and rides on my actions. Personally, I don't want to show them the sorry state of mind I'm in. Not with this riding on top of me.
So, you can say what you like Sentra. You can call me out on it. Because that's what it is. I need attention. I don't want to feel alone with this. And so I throw my woes out to the void of the internet. It is, one horrible mess after another. So if you want, call me an attention whore.
But know that you're wasting your breath. You can't say anything that would hurt me or make me feel any worse. Because life has bestowed death on me. The greatest of insults. The end of the road. You can't say or do anything that would make me feel any worse than what I sit here, and face right now.
As I sit here, still in my work gear, and I eat my bowl of yogurt, and I take this cocktail of drugs from the doctor, I can feel it. When I breathe. My throat is on fire as air passes through it because it's enflamed. There's a slight pain in my lungs, in my chest. And I keep coughing.
I'm trying to cough up the bile that's beginning to form in my lungs. My body is acting like I'm drowning. And I'm tired. I'm fighting two infections at once. My own self doubt is eating away at me, and I can't help but wonder even if I survive this, where will I go with my life? How could I make it worth living? Worth something.
So yes, I'm an attention whore. But be happy Sentra. In three weeks, most likely less, I will likely be dead. And you won't ever have to hear from me and my troubles again. A voice across the internet, across a screen, will go quiet. A buzz in your ears that annoys you will go dark.
Tell you what chum. If there's an afterlife of any kind, I'll be waiting for you. I'll buy drinks. And we can talk about what embarrassing lives we lead, and what simple little thing toppled it all and killed us.
But you are right in your points, at least. The more folks that give me their best wishes, the worse I feel. I can't sleep at night because this is on my head. At the very best, three weeks. 21 days. In 21 days or less, this is likely the end of the road for me.
So I'm going to stop posting my woes. I got the attention I wanted, and it didn't help.
Don't go... don't give up. Please, if not for your sake, for the people around you instead. You're clearly a kind hearted guy, and I don't think this world will benefit with good people like you giving up so quickly and dying before you can even try to impact the world.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 03:31:35 PM »
I am of british duke blood, a man of power over peasants. My family moved to canada 3 generations ago.
1677
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:58:49 PM »
I really couldn't care less. Why is this newsworthy?
It's newsworthy because it's proving the news you listen to is all collaborating together for the sake of deceiving the masses, and if you really don't give a fuck, then don't reply.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 12:40:13 PM »
Yeah, Gamer Gate is still a thing, and people are still fighting the good fight to kick out the corrupt motherfuckers in the game journalism area. and Internet Aristocrat just posted a new video highlighting the past 4 weeks events, for those who wish to get caught up. itt- Discuss Gamer Gate.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 03:18:19 AM »
People can we put our shit aside. This is not a place to fling shit.
I lose my cool when sacks of shit like sentra pick on people when they're already having a shit day, I'm not sitting down and taking it when a douchebag starts talking shit.
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« on: September 28, 2014, 03:16:57 AM »
Lol.
What's the matter? run out of words when someone doesn't sit down and take the shit you dish? You're weak, just as I said. Scurry back on to your little hole, rat.
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