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« on: October 09, 2014, 10:49:03 AM »
HOW DARE THAT MAN USE HIS MONEY THE WAY HE LIKES AND BUY A NICE CAR FOR HIMSELF!
Seriously, you envious motherfuckers need to get a life.
1592
« on: October 08, 2014, 11:37:35 PM »
Shulk + Backslash + any Attack Speed boosters = GG
1593
« on: October 08, 2014, 11:11:24 PM »
Pfft, THIS is the best lunchable.
1594
« on: October 08, 2014, 09:33:00 PM »
Boring Pallet, no colour, lack of detail.
5/10
1595
« on: October 08, 2014, 09:24:46 PM »
I took a break from gaming a few months ago and I'm gonna start slowly getting back into it. 2014 has just been an awful year for gamers.
Not if you're on the right console.
1596
« on: October 08, 2014, 06:44:06 PM »
My PC was asleep while Sep7 was open. causes soopy things to sites that track users
1597
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:39:54 PM »
any/all extreme stances are fucking annoying.
1598
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:33:43 PM »
The Era of Crafting mechanics in everything!
1599
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:04:28 PM »
Juuuuust under 500
1600
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:36:48 PM »
Music, and Rally, and drawing. Terrible at drawing though... can't shade or colour anything in or it looks weird.
1601
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:30:23 PM »
Now do it the way I'm going to force Quantum and Jono and Boomdeyadah to do it: Legendary, all skulls on, and...
-No plasma pistol overcharges for the entire game -No vehicles for the entire game -No load skips -No camo on Arbiter -No rooftops on Outskirts -No swords on Oracle -Single wield Needler for Quarantine Zone's lift -No swords on Gravemind -Only melee on Uprising -Single wield Plasma Pistol for HC -No elite allies on Great Journey
You MONSTER!
1602
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:18:12 PM »
I am a Canadian.
1603
« on: October 06, 2014, 05:17:30 PM »
I WOULD go, but I have a family reunion on my side to go to... can't miss that.
1604
« on: October 06, 2014, 03:43:49 PM »
... before finally getting down to business.
To defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters, when I asked for SOOOOOOOONS!
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.
But you can BET before we're throoouuugh.
1605
« on: October 06, 2014, 03:39:45 PM »
What about making sex?
That's when you go on a date with a hooker.
1606
« on: October 06, 2014, 03:38:40 PM »
... before finally getting down to business.
To defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters, when I asked for SOOOOOOOONS!
1607
« on: October 06, 2014, 03:36:19 PM »
Making love has some emotional point to it. Think having sex with a woman in a bathroom stall vs. going out on a moonlit drive through the countryside to a cliff and enjoying the scenery before finally getting down to business.
1608
« on: October 06, 2014, 12:54:30 PM »
I don't have Smash 4 yet, I'm waiting for Wii U version... but from what I've played, Bowser, Ganon, and Link are my mains.
1609
« on: October 06, 2014, 12:47:18 PM »
didnt one of them have a shit community manager?
Youze is talking about Mighty #9
isnt this whats in the OP? im confused, that is Mighty No. 9 character...
Mighty Gunvolt has Beck, the main hero of Mighty No 9 in it, and is a crossover of Mighty No 9 and Gunvolt.
1610
« on: October 06, 2014, 12:44:56 PM »
Japan, because Nintendo makes some REALLY kickass games like Smash and Pokemon
1611
« on: October 06, 2014, 12:41:55 PM »
didnt one of them have a shit community manager?
That's Mighty No. 9, their community manager wasn't really picked as best for the job, she was a Dev's girlfriend.
1612
« on: October 05, 2014, 11:33:44 PM »
Your test scores suggest that your personality style entails: That you have a strong need for attention and affection, but contrary to what could be expected, you are not passive and receptive, waiting for others to notice you of their own accord. On the contrary, you are actively manipulating others to notice you in order to feed your flair for melodrama and nascent attention-seeking. To gain attention, you dramatize matters pertaining to yourself, ranging from clothing, appearance, manner of speaking, and sexuality. You try different tactics with new people to figure out what makes each person respond well to you, modifying yourself in an attempt to gain popularity and admiration. Your behavior is seductive, witty, charming, and gregarious, while at the same time seeming childish and immature. So long as you are with people who greatly enjoy your company, you are contented and the life of the party, yet when you are alone you are sometimes beset by brooding thoughts that you are really unworthy of love.
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« on: October 05, 2014, 11:18:26 PM »
Hello! I am here to tell you of two games I recently picked up (and one was free with the other!) Azure Striker Gunvolt, and the add on game Mighty Gunvolt. Let's begin with Azure Striker Gunvolt! Story Spoiler In Gunvolt you are our hero Gunvolt (Or GV) whom is a part of a special group of people who have suffered a mutation, where they gain psychic powers, and this scares normal people, But have no fear! A large power corperation known as the Sumeragi group have taken over and are now controlling the world and giving these misfits a chance in a shelter built just for these psychics. At least, that's what they advertise. Sumeragi group are actually putting these psychics in concentration camps, preforming cruel experiments, and keeping them there until they die. Sumeragi Group have keeped this a secret up until now, but a group known as QUILL has found out their plan, and as a revolutionary force for the rights of psychic people are fighting to destroy Sumeragi! Standard save the world from a tyrant spiel here.
The 7 heads of Sumeragi are actually psychic themselves, but they sealed their powers into sword like objects in order to maintain their high status, and they are your enemy in the game. This story is actually a little more complex, but that is spoiler territory... let's just say that some interesting rouge people show up and wreak havoc as well. overall a good story, but the fact that the true ending is locked behind little gems hidden in each level is a little irritating. Gameplay Spoiler Azure Striker Gunvolt is a game harkening back to the days of megaman X, with 6 standard bosses, some spoilerific bosses, and a boss rush, and much like Mega Man, you can choose your order... although some stages are extremely easy with your base abilities, and others are extremely hard compared if you're just starting, like the Pharma Lab, or Biochem plant.
Our hero GV is a Psychic dealing with the element of lightning. using his gun he focuses it into light targeting shots that give his powers a focus, then you are able to fire off your L button to send off arced lightning at your foes, decimating them quickly. He also has a nice little skill gauge that allows him to use special moves to even the odds like an AOE that does a lot of damage, or a heal move. He gains these skills by "levelling up" but that really doesn't actually do much besides unlock these skills
There's also crafting! Yaaaaaaaaaay. seriously, what is it with games now and crafting? just give us an item shop or something, I need something to burn all these coins on, but the game gives me nothing. Enemies Spoiler Okay, now for the fun part, the mooks are standard looking robots/army dudes, but the Psychics that you fight against are REALLY interesting. I'll describe the fights one at a time. Also, they're all named after car stuff. Viper/Daytona This guy is your fire boss, creating flame pillars on both sides that he uses to make himself invincible, he is also the fast fighter, zipping around quickly so you only have a second to hit him. The reason he wants to fight so bad? you "jockblocked him" from the roll of the game and he's pissed. After the water level, next up is Merak, the lazy motherfucker sittin in his chair shooting lasers at you and creating portals with his portal gun. Then his lasers go through portals and fuck your day up, this guy just wants to play WoW, so he has to kick your ass with his lasers. Next up is Elise, who has a split personality and the power over the undead, generic bipoalr trait is generic. She also uses threads like a spider to move through the arena and attack you with a doppelgänger who copies her pattern on the opposite side of the arena. relatively easy boss when you've died with them at a SLIVER OF HEALTH! AND THEY USE THEIR SPECIAL TO KILL YOU and learned the pattern. FRACK THIS BOSS AND HIS STUPID BUG GIMMICK! Can't hit him half the time, and the other half he's in the middle of an attack. He's a fgt who just uses his retarded bug wall attack then blindsides you with his grabby arm of death. Avoid the bugs with your lightning field, then jump for your life. This guy is your big brute mofo, he controls black holes for his special, and it's does a FUCK TON of damage. he also grabs you then slams you into walls, watch out for the giant hands, he's also a perfect first boss because of how easily you can lead his sorry ass with his charge, giving you a HUGE amount of time to kick his ass. HIS DRILLS ARE THE DRILLS THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS! also, they shoot lasers, so watch out for that. this guy is also a prideful motherfucker, acting all high and mighty before the fight, but he's incredibly easy to beat because his drills bounce off of your lightning field All in all the cast of characters is quite diverse, but a bit generic. Dem graphics and dat sound Spoiler The graphics are actually quite nice, and the sprites are highly detailed unlike some "retro" games that look like ass, and the music is all ambient noise sex... but the problem is that it's all so ambient that you forget about it, and would only recognize it if you knew that the song was coming. Overall Spoiler 7.5/10 It's a fun throwback with a great story, but the forgettable music and grindy RPG mechanics make it longer than what it would be without that shit. Pick it up if you have the $ for it. You can find Azure Striker Gunvolt on the eShop for your 3DS and it's well worth the $15 price tag. Now for Mighty Gunvolt! (and yes, that's the title screen.) Story Spoiler There is none, no story at all, just go into the stages and kill the things. Gameplay Spoiler 3 Characters, 3 different abilities, 2 are broken, one isn't. Gunvold has a Double Jump, Ekoro can hover and her gun turns enemies into orbitals that help you, and Beck is Mega Man with a dash, and a slide, and a lemon gun. You only get 4 stages, that's it, you can literally complete the game in an hour, and each stage is less than 10 minutes long with the boss at the end included. Enemies Spoiler all the bosses are 8 bit versions of their counterparts in Azure Gunvolt, and the enemies are the same... literally could just copy-paste the enemy section of the gunvolt review minus the interesting charracters bit, because there is no character in these bosses.[ Graphics and sound Spoiler The graphics are 8 bit, and really do portray their more pretty counter parts quite well, and the music is much improved upon compared to the ambience of gunvolt's tracks remixed. Overall Spoiler 4/10 this is not a game to buy if you're looking for a full gaming experience, it's lacking in so much and doesn't equal out to a full game, unlike the games that this is based on, it's just a little add on to Azure in all reality, It honestly isn't even worth 5 bucks so if you WANT to try it yourself, get gunvolt while you still can.
1614
« on: October 05, 2014, 10:32:57 PM »
Juuuust above freezing point here.
Same. It might rain soon actually...
We had our hail Friday and Saturday.
1615
« on: October 05, 2014, 10:28:48 PM »
That's what passes for a fucking essay nowadays? Well fuck me, I had to write 10 page essays with a 4 paragraph thesis in uni, and that was the minimum..
1616
« on: October 05, 2014, 09:19:38 PM »
Now just imagine the amount of money the Douche had to pay for that lawyer.
The scumbag deserves more than just that though.
No, probably not. 17 months and losing a lot of money is probably enough punishment.
He got 3 years, 18 months on good behaviour.
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« on: October 05, 2014, 09:19:07 PM »
Nice, is this the stab cash you were talking about previously? <.<
Or did you get stabbed again? >.>
Yes, it is the same one, same douche... had to wait 15 days for him to get the $
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« on: October 05, 2014, 09:17:43 PM »
Nice, is this the stab cash you were talking about previously? <.<
Or did you get stabbed again? >.>
He gets stabbed on purpose to get money out of people. He has a jar in his closet labeled: "stab cash".
I'm fucking dying XD
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« on: October 05, 2014, 08:47:28 PM »
So for those who do not remember/weren't here during august, I made a little thread about the fact that I was in the hospital for being shanked by a douchebag. Read up here, if you want I had a court date set for the 19th, and proceeded to a 5 hour long court battle. The results? I won, the guy that D.B. (the douchebag) hired was pretty fucking good and fabricating stories and lies, He managed to drag this open/shut case out for what was probably an extra 2 hours. In the end though, Evidence and the eyewitnesses won the case out, and as of today I am $3k richer than I was before. D.B. finally coughed up the money that he owed and went back to his cell for the next 17+ months. Hopefully he learned his lesson. So, Flood. Have any interesting stories dealing with the courts or cops?
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« on: October 05, 2014, 08:36:19 PM »
Juuuust above freezing point here.
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