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Messages - Mega Sceptile
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« on: October 30, 2014, 10:16:35 PM »
I fantasize about an ultimate rally track, a true test of skill, the race of my dreams... picture a beautiful island in the middle of an unknown ocean. all 24 cars show up via ship, and the stage is set, the race begins in a marsh, and takes a winding path through it, with 5, count em, 5 hairpins, and every turn is a 4 cut, or greater, you hit the edge of the marsh, hit a jump, straight into a ocean side scramble on a cliff. the roads are long and winding. a sort of break from the storm ahead. Soon the ocean fades out behind you as you hit a mountain trail, the rocky terrain causes your very core to shake as you hit the lazy turns at 80 MPH. You hit loose dirt and your tires spin up a shower of mud off the side of the cliff into the depths of the forest below. soon after, you hit the peak of the trail, and the downhill portion begins, through the crag and rocks down into the same forest only minutes ago you were drifting over top of. the forest has no path, and all you have is your navigator and your GPS' trail markers to guide you through to the next point, you slalom through the trees, hitting fallen logs on your way to the next section.
The forest parts way to a beautiful beach, and you seem to be the first to make it out. the race started before sunset and now the sky is a brilliant orange-red... this is what you live for. you blast through the sand and ocean tides to reach a cave, said cave is beautifully lit with your fog lights shining on the amethyst and sapphires that coat the walls, the cave ends up being a tunnel to a dirt road, 1 kilometre to the finish, and no one in sight. you finish, in first place, taking the glory all for yourself.
that is my fantasy.
1292
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:58:37 PM »
Alright. A haiku for u BB Spoiler OP IS A FIG OP IS A FUCKING FIG OP IS A FIG
1293
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:53:18 PM »
stop molesting my thread guys
U
1294
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:53:02 PM »
stop molesting my thread guys
NO
1295
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:44:21 PM »
"Metal" that is just some skinny douche screaming into a mic while some stoners play some generic riffs and a Neanderthal bangs on his drumset.
1296
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:39:53 PM »
1297
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:38:25 PM »
FIG
1298
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:38:08 PM »
A
1299
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:37:51 PM »
IS
1300
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:37:16 PM »
OP
1301
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:35:25 PM »
In-between leaving HS and before I joined the frat I was in through Uni... twas a lonely time.
1302
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:16:28 PM »
I never was.
1303
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:58:17 PM »
Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Spoiler Because he got hit by a bus
Spoiler knock knock "Who's there" Not johnny
1304
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:55:54 PM »
how do you fit 100 jews in a car?
Spoiler 1 driver, 3 passengers, and 94 in the ashtray. thats only 98
SHHHHHHHHHHH.
1305
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:53:21 PM »
how do you fit 98 jews in a car? Spoiler 1 driver, 3 passengers, and 94 in the ashtray.
1306
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:49:17 PM »
What do you call a rocket full of black people on a 1 way trip to Venus?
The sun*
this is the version of the joke I heard... there are things such as variations bruh.
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« on: October 30, 2014, 04:45:56 PM »
What do you call a rocket full of black people on a 1 way trip to Venus?
1308
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:43:06 PM »
I play my old acoustic and sing occasionally, when we're chilling after a long day. She enjoys it because I can apparently sing. She also made me designated singer whenever we go out camping with friends.
1309
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:38:36 PM »
The only bentley I've driven was the Ghost... and it was one of the greatest luxury cars I've driven, the seats are so fucking comfortable.
The Ghost is a Rolls
... dammit... forgot you knew cars.
1310
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:19:34 PM »
The only bentley I've driven was the Ghost... and it was one of the greatest luxury cars I've driven, the seats are so fucking comfortable.
1311
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:17:57 PM »
Friends are over for a halloween party, we're getting drunk, and having a good time.
1312
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:59:53 PM »
hosting a party, can't join up
1313
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:55:28 PM »
"Waaaahhhh I got banned because I broke the rules guys."
everyone who's been banned ever?
1314
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:54:48 PM »
Makes mountains out of molehills.
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« on: October 30, 2014, 02:52:35 PM »
Then edit Gat's posts.
stop crying about it first.
I'm defending myself from asshats. Fucking stfu and learn the situation before commenting
I know exactly what's happening, you whined about a thread that was clearly a fucking joke, and managed to get it locked because you're a little baby.
1316
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:46:47 PM »
Then edit Gat's posts.
stop crying about it first.
1317
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:10:20 AM »
Has anyone seen the Brute Plasma Rifle?
it's in the Gravemind cutscene thread in the OP, there's some gameplay of it. unless you're asking if anyone else thinks they're sexy as fuck cuz yes they are
Not the campaign, I mean the Anniversary Multiplayer.
it was confirmed for forge mode in the very least.
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« on: October 29, 2014, 11:05:22 PM »
why do you guys give a shit?
I've tried explaining it to you, but you've made it clear countless times that you're to ignorant of the facts and what's going on to "give a shit"
1319
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:41:14 PM »
Meanwhile... at Nintendo... all for a ten dollar bill
it's so nice that nintendo's finally getting into DLC. especially with smash bros, that mewtwo doe oh lawdy
it's nice that they actually give you a fucking valuable DLC rather than ripping you off for 3 maps and a kart.
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« on: October 29, 2014, 09:39:32 PM »
BasedLove don't give a fuck.
good for you? no one gives a fuck that you're an edgy fgt.
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