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The Flood / Re: Your fantasy?
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:16:35 PM »
I fantasize about an ultimate rally track, a true test of skill, the race of my dreams... picture a beautiful island in the middle of an unknown ocean.  all 24 cars show up via ship, and the stage is set, the race begins in a marsh, and takes a winding path through it, with 5, count em, 5 hairpins, and every turn is a 4 cut, or greater, you hit the edge of the marsh, hit a jump, straight into a ocean side scramble on a cliff. the roads are long and winding. a sort of break from the storm ahead. Soon the ocean fades out behind you as you hit a mountain trail, the rocky terrain causes your very core to shake as you hit the lazy turns at 80 MPH. You hit loose dirt and your tires spin up a shower of mud off the side of the cliff into the depths of the forest below. soon after, you hit the peak of the trail, and the downhill portion begins, through the crag and rocks down into the same forest only minutes ago you were drifting over top of. the forest has no path, and all you have is your navigator and your GPS' trail markers to guide you through to the next point, you slalom through the trees, hitting fallen logs on your way to the next section.

The forest parts way to a beautiful beach, and you seem to be the first to make it out. the race started before sunset and now the sky is a brilliant orange-red... this is what you live for.  you blast through the sand and ocean tides  to reach a cave, said cave is beautifully lit with your fog lights shining on the amethyst and sapphires that coat the walls, the cave ends up being a tunnel to a dirt road, 1 kilometre to the finish, and no one in sight. you finish, in first place, taking the glory all for yourself.


that is my fantasy.

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The Flood / Re: Write a Poem about another user
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:58:37 PM »
Alright.
A haiku for u BB


Spoiler
OP IS A FIG
OP IS A FUCKING FIG
OP IS A FIG

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:53:18 PM »
stop molesting my thread guys
U

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:53:02 PM »
stop molesting my thread guys
NO

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The Flood / Re: Post things that your're tired of.
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:44:21 PM »
"Metal" that is just some skinny douche screaming into a mic while some stoners play some generic riffs and a Neanderthal bangs on his drumset.

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:39:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:38:25 PM »
FIG

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:38:08 PM »
A

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:37:51 PM »
IS

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:37:16 PM »
OP

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever not had any friends?
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:35:25 PM »
In-between leaving HS and before I joined the frat I was in through Uni... twas a lonely time.

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The Flood / Re: How old were you when you grow out of socialism?
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:16:28 PM »
I never was.

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The Flood / Re: Dark jokes thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:58:17 PM »
Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Spoiler
Because he got hit by a bus
Spoiler
knock knock
"Who's there"
Not johnny

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The Flood / Re: Dark jokes thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:55:54 PM »
how do you fit 100 jews in a car?


Spoiler
1 driver, 3 passengers, and 94 in the ashtray.
thats only 98
SHHHHHHHHHHH.

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The Flood / Re: Dark jokes thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:53:21 PM »
how do you fit 98 jews in a car?


Spoiler
1 driver, 3 passengers, and 94 in the ashtray.

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The Flood / Re: Dark jokes thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:49:17 PM »
What do you call a rocket full of black people on a 1 way trip to Venus?

Spoiler
A great start..
 
The sun*
this is the version of the joke I heard... there are things such as variations bruh.

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The Flood / Re: Dark jokes thread
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:45:56 PM »
What do you call a rocket full of black people on a 1 way trip to Venus?

Spoiler
A great start..
 

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The Flood / Re: So I sang a song to my girlfriend today
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:43:06 PM »
I play my old acoustic and sing occasionally, when we're chilling after a long day. She enjoys it because I can apparently sing. She also made me designated singer whenever we go out camping with friends.

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The Flood / Re: Today was fun
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:38:36 PM »
The only bentley I've driven was the Ghost... and it was one of the greatest luxury cars I've driven, the seats are so fucking comfortable.

The Ghost is a Rolls
... dammit... forgot you knew cars.

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The Flood / Re: Today was fun
« on: October 30, 2014, 04:19:34 PM »
The only bentley I've driven was the Ghost... and it was one of the greatest luxury cars I've driven, the seats are so fucking comfortable.

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The Flood / Re: What will you be doing on halloween night?
« on: October 30, 2014, 03:17:57 PM »
Friends are over for a halloween party, we're getting drunk, and having a good time.

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Gaming / Re: Who wants to have a spooky game night?
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:59:53 PM »
hosting a party, can't join up

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The Flood / Re: Describe members of the forum
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:55:28 PM »
"Waaaahhhh I got banned because I broke the rules guys."
everyone who's been banned ever?

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The Flood / Re: Describe members of the forum
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:54:48 PM »
Makes mountains out of molehills.








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The Flood / Re: Instead of locking threads
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:52:35 PM »
Then edit Gat's posts.
stop crying about it first.
I'm defending myself from asshats. Fucking stfu and learn the situation before commenting
I know exactly what's happening, you whined about a thread that was clearly a fucking joke, and managed to get it locked because you're a little baby.

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The Flood / Re: Instead of locking threads
« on: October 30, 2014, 02:46:47 PM »
Then edit Gat's posts.
stop crying about it first.

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Gaming / Re: Wait... where is the Spectre?
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:10:20 AM »
Has anyone seen the Brute Plasma Rifle?
it's in the Gravemind cutscene thread in the OP, there's some gameplay of it. unless you're asking if anyone else thinks they're sexy as fuck cuz yes they are

Not the campaign, I mean the Anniversary Multiplayer.
it was confirmed for forge mode in the very least.

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Gaming / Re: BBC - Gamergate article. Oh boy door, you'll love this.
« on: October 29, 2014, 11:05:22 PM »
why do you guys give a shit?
I've tried explaining it to you, but you've made it clear countless times that you're to ignorant of the facts and what's going on to "give a shit"

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Gaming / Re: Destiny "expansion"
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:41:14 PM »
Meanwhile... at Nintendo... all for a ten dollar bill


it's so nice that nintendo's finally getting into DLC. especially with smash bros, that mewtwo doe oh lawdy
it's nice that they actually give you a fucking valuable DLC rather than ripping you off for 3 maps and a kart.

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The Flood / Re: Really great Gamergate talk video
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:39:32 PM »
BasedLove don't give a fuck.
good for you?  no one gives a fuck that you're an edgy fgt.

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