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The Flood / Re: Petition to ban/kick the fagbag shitstain SecondClass
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:51:30 PM »
why don't we ban you instead?

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The Flood / Re: Don't fuck with my love.
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:44:55 PM »
It was Grade 11, I had met what I thought to be "the one" at the time, we started dating, having a good time for a solid 3-4 years, she moved in after HS, and did a complete 180. She was a manipulative, controlling, lazy bitch mooching off of me... and I was so desperate for love that I just sat there and took it for 1 and a half years, until one day in November. I was on a night shift at a factory, and we completed our quota for the night earlier than normal, I drive home, and hoping to surprise her, stealth my way into the house only to open the bedroom door to see her getting fucked by one of my old friends. It was over, I kicked the slut, and her new boyfriend out. I then grabbed her shit, and threw her out of the house the next morning. I completely cut myself off from everyone after that, until I joined my Frat in uni.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite affordable car?
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:35:25 PM »
Evo X, or the Ford Fusion.

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The Flood / Re: DeeJ
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:38:13 PM »
gootsbae where is your current name from?
prolly from fairy tail or some weaboo shit.
IM NOT A FUCKING WEABOO
shut it weeb, go be kawaii moshi moshi desu whatever somewhere else
2KAWAII4U FAGGOT.
so you admit you're a Weaboo. I win. my moshi is the most kawaii desu baka.

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The Flood / Re: DeeJ
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:34:23 PM »
gootsbae where is your current name from?
prolly from fairy tail or some weaboo shit.
IM NOT A FUCKING WEABOO
shut it weeb, go be kawaii moshi moshi desu whatever somewhere else

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The Flood / Re: DeeJ
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:31:09 PM »
gootsbae where is your current name from?
prolly from fairy tail or some weaboo shit.

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The Flood / Re: Woo! I'm hated
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:30:21 PM »
I seriously only recognize about two people in that thread.

That place is seriously different.
and yet they still try to call it flood... these new losers need to realize that the flood died with the old layout.

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The Flood / Re: Stupid shit you did as a child
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:26:36 PM »
Fairy faints. Probably the reason my heart is so shitty now.
the fuck is a fairy faint?

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The Flood / Re: Stupid shit you did as a child
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:24:36 PM »
Me and a couple friends on the block would head to a park next to one of my friend's houses and use the extra ceramic piping (it was like plastic, and their dad had a shit ton around the house that they could just use to make shit) and sticks around the trees to make swords and shit. We used to do mock up star wars fights with them and pretend we were jedi and sith while ducking around trees and hiding in bushes. we also made up a fantasy land in the deeper woods where we formed an alliance against the other kids around town, we built up a wood fort and defended it with our weapons. I was designated as king because I could fight the best... it was awesome, but so stupid because we'd all end up with a shit ton of bruises after. 

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Gaming / Re: Splatoon Gameplay
« on: November 06, 2014, 03:17:02 PM »
Single Player reminds me of the good old days of Jak & Daxter / Ratchet & Clank... with a Super Mario Galaxy style for the platforming.

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Serious / Re: If you KNEW your country was going to be conquered...
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:32:11 PM »
I'd defend my house and family, otherwise the enemy force AND my country can fuck off.

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Gaming / Re: What's your favourite videogame?
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:28:59 PM »
 

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:25:25 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Get drunk, ring church bells, and try to hold back the urge to carry out Fawkes's plan?
No... make a scarecrow dressed as guy fawkes, then BURN THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF IT... and roast marshmallows on the ashes.
Can we still get drunk?
if you want... just don't fall in the fire.

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:22:56 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Get drunk, ring church bells, and try to hold back the urge to carry out Fawkes's plan?
No... make a scarecrow dressed as guy fawkes, then BURN THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF IT... and roast marshmallows on the ashes.

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:19:29 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?
Imitate the march from the movie, obviously.
not sure if srs, or trying to be funny.

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 04:17:22 PM »
you dumbasses DO realize what your SUPPOSED to do for Guy Fawkes day, right?

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Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:12:17 PM »
Get rekt by both Mega Sceptile, and Primal Groudon.

because desolate land, and Mega Sceptile is grass types
Mega Sceptile is OHKOd by Ice Beam, Primal Groundon is a speed tie for the mega abilities. Not sure who wins if Kyorge is faster.
Primal Groudon is slower, meaning his trigger overwrites, and GGs Kyogre. he's immune to water type moves and wrecks shit in one turn using solar beam.

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The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:07:56 PM »
3 hours including rounds 2 and 3.

Was there an intermission?
yeah, to clean up a bit in the aftermath, and get a drink from the bottle I had at the bedside.

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The Flood / Re: Longest session of sex you've ever had?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:41:06 PM »
3 hours including rounds 2 and 3.

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The Flood / Re: People who don't like kids should be shot
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:31:44 PM »
Hello edgy 14 year old, how are you today?
I'm 18 asshole
your posting habits clearly say otherwise.
who do you think your are to judge me like that you don't know anything about me just get of my back you colossal asswipe why are you even here why don't you get get your mom to lick the tears off your ballsack assmaster go suck a chode retard
you're only proving my point child.
"here let me call him a child, that'll show him how mature I am! Just because I masturbate to pokemon rule 34 doesn't mean I'm not an adult!"

:^)
someone's a little salty, chill the fuck out dude.
The only thing salty here is your moms vag lmfao
your childish insults are still only proving my point kid.

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The Flood / Re: Why haven't you had kids yet?
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:29:47 PM »
My job, and my wife's job leave us with no time to raise a kid. she's gone all day to the office, and I'm at the track for almost all of my time during the day, I also travel a lot for the races themselves.

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The Flood / Re: People who don't like kids should be shot
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:24:04 PM »
Hello edgy 14 year old, how are you today?
I'm 18 asshole
your posting habits clearly say otherwise.
who do you think your are to judge me like that you don't know anything about me just get of my back you colossal asswipe why are you even here why don't you get get your mom to lick the tears off your ballsack assmaster go suck a chode retard
you're only proving my point child.
"here let me call him a child, that'll show him how mature I am! Just because I masturbate to pokemon rule 34 doesn't mean I'm not an adult!"

:^)
someone's a little salty, chill the fuck out dude.

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The Flood / Re: People who don't like kids should be shot
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:21:08 PM »
Hello edgy 14 year old, how are you today?
I'm 18 asshole
your posting habits clearly say otherwise.
who do you think your are to judge me like that you don't know anything about me just get of my back you colossal asswipe why are you even here why don't you get get your mom to lick the tears off your ballsack assmaster go suck a chode retard
you're only proving my point child.

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The Flood / Re: People who don't like kids should be shot
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:18:21 PM »
Hello edgy 14 year old, how are you today?
I'm 18 asshole
your posting habits clearly say otherwise.

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Gaming / Re: Kyogre is objectively the best pokemon
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:35:39 AM »
Get rekt by both Mega Sceptile, and Primal Groudon.

because desolate land, and Mega Sceptile is grass types

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:00:35 PM »
fucking weaboo faggot.

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The Flood / Re: Only Plebs Snowboard
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:58:36 PM »
skiing is for losers who can't keep their balance on the board, they also can't do anything interesting on their two oversized boards. All skiing is, is just snowboarding without all the fun of tricks and jumps.
Snowboarding is for people who want are skateboarding wannabes.
nice sentence structure, and snowboarding is the same as skateboarding, everyone knows this you ignoramus, the same people who skateboard also snowboard in the winter if their climate allows it.

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The Flood / Re: Only Plebs Snowboard
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:45:53 PM »
Have fun when you fall and your feet don't detach from your snowboard and shit gets fucked up.
or you could just NOT suck at snowboarding like a competent human being, only newbies and idiotic skiers fall on their boards, and even then the people falling are at a public baby slope.

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