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The Flood / Assembling a team of the finest, most skilled individuals for a mission
« on: February 21, 2017, 10:30:12 AM »
UPDATE: FOUR TEAMS ARE NOW NEEDED
Earlier today, during my break from lectures, I decided to take a walk down to the city centre. I was expecting it to be like any other walk: uneventful, with the occasional beggar asking for my hard-earned government money. This time, however, things were different.
As I was passing the Magistrates' Court, I started coming up to a group of about five or six hooded thugs, all huddled in a circle. I didn't pay much attention to them; I simply walked past them without so much as a glance. Walking by, I caught the smell of marijuana on them, and as I passed them, I noticed one of them turning in my direction out of the corner of my eye. The guy said "man stare, man get knocked out, bruv." My heart started pumping for a moment, but I ignored him and continued walking on, listening out for any footsteps behind me in case in needed to run.
As you all know, Fedorekd doesn't let threats go ignored. Additionally, not only did this guy threaten me, he also falsely accused me of staring at him and his degenerate buddies, and I can't let that go unpunished.
So, what I need is a team. A team to help me take on these sub-human scumbags and teach them a lesson not to threaten me. The best place to assemble such a team is this website. If you want to help me take them down, let me know and tell me why you'd be a good pick for my team, as well as what class you'd want to be. To keep things fair I'll only take five other people.
Here is the approximate location.
UPDATE: It turns out Halo Archive are behind this and are trying to have me assassinated. This means war. Full details.
UPDATE: Halo Archive have enlisted the help of r/halostory. We're gonna need even more men. Full details.
UPDATE: Halo Archive has officially declared WAR on the Meme Team. Full details.
ALPHA SQUAD
-Fedorekd - Leader - Designated Marksman
-Big Boss - Knife Man
-Simseoh - Chav Scalping Specialist
-SpartanT - Tech Support
-BaconShelf - Legion
-Onion - Titan
BRAVO SQUAD
-Gatsby - Leader - Shaman
-Sandtrap - Sacrificial Lamb
-Catzilla - Boomerang User
-Lord Ruler - Meme Man
-Ember - Kyrgyz Rental Car Salesman
-Stroud - Aerial Support
CHARLIE SQUAD
-Vien - Leader - Beserker
-Jet Wave - Stealth Master
-Das - Ayatollah of Iran
-Aria - Punished Paladin
-Desty - Fighter
-ChaosMetalDragon - Maxed-Out Skill Tree
DELTA SQUAD
-Flee - Leader - Legal Advice
-Dietrich Six - Bruiser
-ChallengerX - Interracial Relations
-Ushan - Poison Tester
-Verbatim - Skydiver
-Luke - Rock Climber
MEME LOYALIST CITIZENS
-Ian
Earlier today, during my break from lectures, I decided to take a walk down to the city centre. I was expecting it to be like any other walk: uneventful, with the occasional beggar asking for my hard-earned government money. This time, however, things were different.
As I was passing the Magistrates' Court, I started coming up to a group of about five or six hooded thugs, all huddled in a circle. I didn't pay much attention to them; I simply walked past them without so much as a glance. Walking by, I caught the smell of marijuana on them, and as I passed them, I noticed one of them turning in my direction out of the corner of my eye. The guy said "man stare, man get knocked out, bruv." My heart started pumping for a moment, but I ignored him and continued walking on, listening out for any footsteps behind me in case in needed to run.
As you all know, Fedorekd doesn't let threats go ignored. Additionally, not only did this guy threaten me, he also falsely accused me of staring at him and his degenerate buddies, and I can't let that go unpunished.
So, what I need is a team. A team to help me take on these sub-human scumbags and teach them a lesson not to threaten me. The best place to assemble such a team is this website. If you want to help me take them down, let me know and tell me why you'd be a good pick for my team, as well as what class you'd want to be. To keep things fair I'll only take five other people.
Here is the approximate location.
UPDATE: It turns out Halo Archive are behind this and are trying to have me assassinated. This means war. Full details.
UPDATE: Halo Archive have enlisted the help of r/halostory. We're gonna need even more men. Full details.
UPDATE: Halo Archive has officially declared WAR on the Meme Team. Full details.
ALPHA SQUAD
-Fedorekd - Leader - Designated Marksman
-Big Boss - Knife Man
-Simseoh - Chav Scalping Specialist
-SpartanT - Tech Support
-BaconShelf - Legion
-Onion - Titan
BRAVO SQUAD
-Gatsby - Leader - Shaman
-Sandtrap - Sacrificial Lamb
-Catzilla - Boomerang User
-Lord Ruler - Meme Man
-Ember - Kyrgyz Rental Car Salesman
-Stroud - Aerial Support
CHARLIE SQUAD
-Vien - Leader - Beserker
-Jet Wave - Stealth Master
-Das - Ayatollah of Iran
-Aria - Punished Paladin
-Desty - Fighter
-ChaosMetalDragon - Maxed-Out Skill Tree
DELTA SQUAD
-Flee - Leader - Legal Advice
-Dietrich Six - Bruiser
-ChallengerX - Interracial Relations
-Ushan - Poison Tester
-Verbatim - Skydiver
-Luke - Rock Climber
MEME LOYALIST CITIZENS
-Ian