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Serious / Re: Why do Republicunts enjoy fucking the entire country over?
« on: September 02, 2014, 08:51:34 AM »
Quote from: Sentra on September 02, 2014, 01:13:39 AM
So him pulling the troops out of Iraq and cleaning up Bush's stupidity is warmongering to you? Seriously? Fuck off.
What?! Have you not been paying attention these last few years? He has to bypass Congress because the fucking Republicunts refuse to let him or the Democrats pass ANYTHING.

Young man, I am disappointed hat you do not know my failures as president. Former President Bush was the one who signed an agreement with the Iraqi government to withdraw troops out by 2009. I had nothing to do with pulling out or forces from the country.

As president I have conducted military operations in Libya, increased the usage of drones, and have advocated for attacks against Syria. I am a warmonger and admit to such

I and the Democrat party refuse to conduct negotiations and only want things our way so we say screw the Republicans

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite color?
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:59:19 PM »
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 01, 2014, 11:42:20 PM
African-American
I am calling my nigga Al Sharpton on you.

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The Flood / Re: It's mah Birthday! <||:3
« on: August 31, 2014, 06:10:35 PM »
Happy birthday young American. Here, have an F-16 courtesy of U.S taxpayers


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The Flood / Re: I had a horrific fucking dream.
« on: August 31, 2014, 06:07:53 PM »
I had one to. One where Republicans won the midterm and then sued me for all my violations of the law :'(

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The Flood / Re: Why are people alll of a sudden using their actual pictures???
« on: August 31, 2014, 06:06:46 PM »
Because I'm the Commander-In-Chief

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The Flood / Re: So, uh, I need help with ISIS
« on: August 31, 2014, 04:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Ember on August 31, 2014, 04:48:54 PM
"anyone who's startin' shit is getting hit with rocket ships"
-Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Obama
Oh yeah, I forgot I told him that. Must have been high on weed at the time.

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The Flood / Re: So, uh, I need help with ISIS
« on: August 31, 2014, 04:45:47 PM »
Quote from: Saleem on August 31, 2014, 04:45:26 PM
Pork bombs.
I'm Muslim. Can't get anywhere near it

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The Flood / So, uh, I need help with ISIS
« on: August 31, 2014, 04:43:57 PM »
Fucking closeted gay Republicunts are shitting on me for not haivng a plan. I;m like damn you white-ass crackers, can;t you see I'm trying to golf it up at Martha's Vineyard? I ain't got time for this shit. So suggest what I should do about these damn towel heads

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The Flood / Re: I, Barack Obama, have accepted the ice bucket challenge
« on: August 25, 2014, 10:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Weed Commando on August 25, 2014, 09:52:30 PM
Ban this guy for impersonation.


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The Flood / I, Barack Obama, have accepted the ice bucket challenge
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:47:18 PM »


I nominate my homeboy Edward Snowden  of, my home girl Queen Elizabeth, and my nigga Benjamin Netanyahu to take part in the ALS ice bucket challenge. You have 24 hours or I'll drone you.

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