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Messages - Mat Cauthon

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The Flood / Re: I sort of need some advice, guys
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:28:48 PM »
I've done that before.
I didn't regret it afterwards.

Say you started eating them then dropped the packet, you had to throw them out.
I dunno.
I'm not good at lying unless I just twist the truth.

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The Flood / Re: The milk wars are over
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:03:16 PM »
As long as Bongs draw breath, the war will never be over.



you are the resistance
I'm not actually, according to Psy I'm Green cap.
Plebs will be plebs however. You'll always have some idiot drinking low fat shit.

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The Flood / Re: Happy birthday Gojira
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:47:56 PM »
This was a thread already.

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The Flood / Re: The Penality for Suicide should be Death
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:44:21 PM »
Yes, kill them dead.

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The Flood / Re: The milk wars are over
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:42:42 PM »
As long as Bongs draw breath, the war will never be over.

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The Flood / Re: Nordic languages
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:23:33 PM »
lel gibberish

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The Flood / Re: You get to meet one person, who would it be?
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:14:39 PM »
I really don't know.
I feel if I went with an actor, or someone of similar fame, I might be wasting my chance.
Although Ian McKellen...

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The Flood / Re: Harassed on the Street
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:13:02 PM »
You have a problem with that?

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:02:58 PM »
Always carry Earl Grey Tea bags at ALL times. You never know when you get stuck in a sticky situation and need to throw teabags to distract Chavs and the Landed Gentry while you scarper.

If anyone mentions London, the next sentence must, I repeat, MUST have the words "apples and pears" in it, or it is considered offensive (and you will receive a sternly worded letter within the next 2-3 working days).


NEVER call the Welsh, Northern Irish or Scottish "English", unless they assert themselves as it (though that is virtually impossible). It is tantamount to dropping your pants and shitting on their shoes.

Beers are "Pints", Pounds are "Quid" and Apartments are "Flats". Faggots are widely regarded as a British version of meatballs, so calm your tits if you are offered them by a Britistanian.

If anyone comes up to you and asks are you American in an angry tone, deny it and say you're Canadian. It'll save you the hassle (and a stabbing), plus the added bonus of that person maybe buying you a pint.

That's all for now.
10/10

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The Flood / Re: I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:50:00 PM »
''I have… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate...''
Great movie.

Spoiler
Skip to 2:22

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:44:07 PM »
Ok....

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The Flood / Re: Would you support this?
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:40:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: So when will we reach that point
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:39:31 PM »
I don't go to gaming because it mostly doesn't apply to me. And I don't really care for most of the threads in Serious, so I rarely post there.

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The Flood / Re: So when will we reach that point
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:37:50 PM »
some people that only post in Serious.
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The Flood / Re: Font
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:30:11 PM »
I havent memorized any <.<

You're like 16 or something? So you probably won't remember.
Well fuck you im not ;__;

How old are you, Ossku?
16/f/horny

._.

Spoiler
What did you say to me in DigitalZesty's thread, I think it got deleted before I could see your response.
Spoiler
That I was helping the community by bringing dirt to the attention of the cleaners.

Digital Zesty is one of the bad guys, don't give him ideas.
He got banned for spamming, not like he needs ideas since that's his only trick.

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That's an easy answer, try harder Door.

Spoiler
Bronies.

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:26:48 PM »
Don't get beheaded by Muslims
Permadeath Run: Bongistan

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:16:51 PM »
Tell people you know where Madeleine McCann is. They'll love you
They'll literally flock to you.

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News / Re: Trust System Update
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:15:55 PM »
So are there any Mythics left?
In a few hours there will be.
Noelle can hardly wait.

Because Ossku has so much time online, will he get Mythic quicker then the likes of True Turquoise who has a higher post count?
There are multiple goals to meet. You need high stats in all areas, mate.
I see.

Spoiler
Sort of.
In short: be awesome :D
Spoiler
But I'm already me.


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The Flood / Re: Font
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:13:51 PM »
I havent memorized any <.<

You're like 16 or something? So you probably won't remember.
Well fuck you im not ;__;

How old are you, Ossku?
16/f/horny

._.

Spoiler
What did you say to me in DigitalZesty's thread, I think it got deleted before I could see your response.
Spoiler
That I was helping the community by bringing dirt to the attention of the cleaners.

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The Flood / Re: mansion bbq party
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:06:05 PM »
Fancy.

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News / Re: Trust System Update
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:05:00 PM »
So are there any Mythics left?
In a few hours there will be.
Noelle can hardly wait.

Because Ossku has so much time online, will he get Mythic quicker then the likes of True Turquoise who has a higher post count?
There are multiple goals to meet. You need high stats in all areas, mate.
I see.

Spoiler
Sort of.

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The Flood / Re: Font
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:03:55 PM »
ITT: fages not knowing what font of renewal is for
Something to do with Vampirism, possibly curing it. I've probalby repressed the memories of that fucking ordeal.
Yeah.

It was still better than Skyrim's method. I just resorted to console commands.
They really did dumb it down too much.
I understand they hand waved it by calling it a disease and all, but going from hours of pain to five minutes of nothing at all is... Odd.

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News / Re: Trust System Update
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:02:27 PM »
So are there any Mythics left?
In a few hours there will be.
Noelle can hardly wait.

Because Ossku has so much time online, will he get Mythic quicker then the likes of True Turquoise who has a higher post count?

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News / Re: Trust System Update
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:01:07 PM »
So are there any Mythics left?
There is no Mythic.

Only ZUUL!
Changed your name again?
I changed it a week or two ago. >.>

And I only changed it once before, even then Byrne was still in my name...

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:58:42 PM »
Be Irish.
They'll either be amazed or frightened.

How disturbingly accurate ._.
...

Off to England, time to be feared and respected like I should be.

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The Flood / Re: I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:58:06 PM »
Be Irish.
They'll either be amazed or frightened.

Make sure you say you're in the IRA, too. They'll know what it means.
Talk about car bombs too.

Spoiler
The drink of course.

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The Flood / Re: Font
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:57:26 PM »
ITT: fages not knowing what font of renewal is for
Something to do with Vampirism, possibly curing it. I've probalby repressed the memories of that fucking ordeal.

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The Flood / Re: How NEET are you?
« on: November 03, 2014, 12:55:47 PM »
Hello
Literally a prime example.
Spoiler
Well for now that is.
Spoiler
Thanks for the reminder, i needed that.
Have you ever watched The Great Escape?

We'll get you out, similar fashion.

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