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Messages - Nick McIntyre

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The Flood / Re: Oil change successful! Now going to church AMA
« on: January 07, 2015, 05:20:32 PM »
Why are you going to Church on Wednesday?  Aren't "good, faithful" Christians supposed to go on Sunday?

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The Flood / Re: smh
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:51:49 AM »
So um... what did I miss?

Battle Royale thread

2343
The Flood / Re: smh
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:27:41 AM »
Can we not guys? Seriously?
Just leave her be >_>

YOUUU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOUR HOUSE.

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The Flood / Rocket
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:07:23 AM »
make another thread about Korra already.

Fuck.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Korra.
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:02:38 AM »
I think this thread has gone on long enough

I can tell you what ISN'T long enough

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Hey Korra.
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:58:31 PM »
NTR is wrong, and Rocket should feel wrong.

>__________________>

stop the bumping omg
Look Rocket, man to man, serious talk.

NTR is bad, stop.



what does that mean?  :/

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The Flood / Re: Hey Korra.
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:33:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Hey Korra.
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:24:40 PM »

i wanna lick  her face

Bruh, get outta here.
You creepin' people out >________>

Says the guy stalking Korra.


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:13:16 PM »
So.. what does the fiendish winner of this obscene fight get?

A one night stand with Kinder's corpse.

And you MUST do it.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:11:02 PM »
ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.
*Stabs Nick in the throat*

QTE YOU FUCKING SHIT.

*His face looks like this for just a moment as he felt the blade at his throat*



*Then he gracefully, majestically twirls away from harm*


*Twirls slingshot and throws it at Nick*
*Begins charging with spear again*

*He unveils his collection of spoons*


*He then charges TBlocks with his spoon collection, looking to spoon TBlocks before he gets a chance to spoon Korra IRL lel*


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 11:06:00 PM »
ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.
*Stabs Nick in the throat*

QTE YOU FUCKING SHIT.

*His face looks like this for just a moment as he felt the blade at his throat*



*Then he gracefully, majestically twirls away from harm*


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:55:58 PM »
*Welp, since Rocket's hopeless, Nick just beats Rocket to death with the spoon, effectively killing him after 4 long grueling hours of spooning*



*realizes nick doesn't see his spear...........in his hands...........right in front of him*

*points spear at Nick*

Back off.

*merely gives his open mouth, gritty teeth glare as he approaches the craven Rocket with his spoon*


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:51:38 PM »
ROCKET CONFIRM KILL NOW





Jeeeesus FUCK I feel like I'm just spooning a dead horse here.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:47:01 PM »
*Welp, since Rocket's hopeless, Nick just beats Rocket to death with the spoon, effectively killing him after 4 long grueling hours of spooning*


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:39:07 PM »
*Since Icy is now apparently fine with him spooning Rocket, he continues his relentless spooning.  He makes sure Rocket takes every bit of that spooning as his body can support, making him moan and cry out.*


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:30:35 PM »
*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*



*points knife at the back of Nick's head*

I'd stop.

QTE.

motherfucker

I didn't fucking stab you yet.

Just said to stop. I might let you live.

Very well.

*Continues his spooning of Rocket, perhaps sexually perhaps not*


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:27:31 PM »
*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*



*points knife at the back of Nick's head*

I'd stop.

QTE.

motherfucker

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:24:28 PM »
*Continues his relentless assault on Rocket*


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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:20:38 PM »
*Slowly approaches Rocket from behind, then begins spooning him in the back of the head.*



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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:08:25 PM »
*He hides in a nearby bush, stalking Rocketman as he held his spoon at the ready*

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:03:20 PM »
*Flees into the forest with his mighty spoon*

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The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:44:39 PM »
>.>
<.<

I'm going back to bed.

HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE

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I want a gas mask :c

Metro 2033 made them cool again

2364
*Spiderwalks out of the compartment onto the bus, going to his seat*

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:07:52 PM »
*is definitely not hiding in the luggage  compartment area*

*slips a cookie*

*nibbles it*

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The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:00:14 PM »
*is definitely not hiding in the luggage  compartment area*

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The Flood / Re: Snuggling Role Play Thread
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:16:44 PM »
What the fuck is going on in here.

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Businesses aren't people so no.

Fuck yes, I've been waiting for my "The Supreme Court disagrees with you" argument!

So you believe they exist solely for the objective of profits?
Well that is the entire point of capitalism.
But they also provide jobs for people, which are necessary for any modern society to live.

Well if Mr. P wants his cyborg army to replace the meat bag workforce, we may not have those kinds of jobs anymore.

Inb4gettechnicianjobs

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The Flood / Re: You know what movie I can't wait to see?
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:23:08 PM »
I'm a sucker

The truth, ladies and gentlemen, is revealed

 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anyways this has potential, I'm not going to rule it out. At least it doesn't look like it's taking itself seriously and turning into a "dark, gritty, so srs" sequel or reboot.
stahp

Nnnnope

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