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Topics - Nick McIntyre
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« on: May 16, 2015, 09:48:28 PM »
You are now President. You walked into office with extremely high inmate and crime percentages. Thinking they know human instinct because they watched some high budget movies, Congress is now asking you to address these issues, and they offer you two choices.
A) Purge. Essentially the same deal as the movie where for one night a year, all crime including murder is legal for 12 hours. Congress believes that this can solve crime rates because people can release their inner beasts for just one night, and will therefore be "cleansed" for a whole year, leading to lower crime rates since their bloodlust should be sated for a whole year.
Or
B) Gladiatorial combat. Basically you turn the prison system into one big orgy of fighting, but only for perpetrators of serious crimes like murder, rape, etc. They all fight for their right to survive while entertaining the masses on Pay Per View, and there can be a volunteer system for people who just want to go in and fight.
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« on: May 16, 2015, 03:56:20 PM »
So in the Grocery area of our store, management has decided to reduce markdowns (where we lower the price of food about to expire, or if we have an overabundance of it) by telling us to only stock to the rate of sale. That means if we sell 4 Eye of Round steaks we only put out 4 for the whole day essentially.
However last Saturday, because we followed this new rule (and we were shorthanded all throughout the grocery side ) we had empty shelves EVERYWHERE. Our market manager happened to shop that day, and ripped our managers a new one.
So what plan do these managers concoct to make sure something like that happens?
They give us "a new gameplan"...
TO FILL UP THE FUCKING SHELVES WITH MERCHANDISE
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« on: May 15, 2015, 03:36:22 PM »
When I came into the Meat Department to begin work yesterday, I noticed we had 4 overflowing trash cans with about three more carts full of meat. Delicious, succulent meat that animals were mercilessly slaughtered for to feed all those poor hungry people.
$671.55 of meat to be exact.
And it is all being thrown out.
It's all going to a landfill. All that meat wasted because people didn't want to buy any. Cows, chickens and pigs all died for this.
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« on: May 14, 2015, 05:29:59 PM »
So it's either a nigger that saved other niggers, or a nigger that fought for nigger rights.
Either way, they're still women.
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« on: May 12, 2015, 12:23:13 PM »
Fuck Walmart
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« on: May 09, 2015, 09:58:40 PM »
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« on: May 08, 2015, 10:54:57 PM »
 What a fucking fatass.
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« on: May 07, 2015, 06:45:58 PM »
So some greasy - looking woman reeking of cigarettes and booze ran up to me squealing "OH MAH GAW HOW ARE YOU" and embraced me in a hug that left my skin crawling. She then realized she mistook me for her tenant because I looked like him...except a few inches shorter.
What are your awkward retail moments?
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« on: May 06, 2015, 04:41:16 PM »
Would you join us, or die?
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« on: May 05, 2015, 02:37:25 PM »
How the fuck is that possible?
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« on: May 03, 2015, 02:30:29 PM »
Example from about twenty minutes ago:
"I'm looking for Ham Hocks."
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're sold out right now."
"YOU NEVER HAVE THIS ITEM."
"We had it come in just last week ma'am, but they sell fast during the first of the month."
"DON'T LIE TO ME, I'VE BEEN COMING IN FOR SEVEN MONTHS AND YOU NEVER HAVE THEM."
"We had some come in last week, and some came in two weeks ago, and I put them out on the floor, ma'am. "
"STOP LYING TO ME! *Ragequits*"
Because, y'know, it's my life's mission to lie to you and inconvenience your shopping experience."
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« on: May 03, 2015, 02:56:43 AM »
 Make it happen.
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« on: May 02, 2015, 09:49:48 PM »
...yeah. Good ol' Japan. Spoiler two bombs weren't enough
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« on: May 02, 2015, 03:27:07 PM »
I say all people with even a drop of Sand Nigger blood should be cleansed from this forum. We don't need any secret ISIS agents on this forum.
The weebs would be next, but only if they don't change their viewpoints to match ours.
And no furries. We don't need any furfags yiffing up this forum and spreading their cancer.
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« on: May 01, 2015, 11:06:29 PM »
I'm really upset that Iron Man died and Captain America joined HYDRA.
Seriously Joss? That's what we're going to have leading up to Civil War?
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« on: May 01, 2015, 07:25:26 PM »
There's a fat lady right next to me that reeks of sweat. With the courage of Captain America, the strength of Hulk, and the coolness of RDJ, I shall power through the stench of this ogre.
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« on: May 01, 2015, 02:43:36 AM »
And now I pass them onto you.
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« on: April 27, 2015, 10:07:36 PM »
It's disgusting how they're treating Kojima, and it seems like they just want to do Mobile Gaming, Gambling, and other non-video game products. I feel that after Metal Gear Solid V, Konami is going to burn.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 04:51:53 PM »
We all know Ruby was the better Pokemon game.
Groudon is best Legendary.
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« on: April 19, 2015, 06:19:38 PM »
While watching Mr. Plinkett tear apart the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, I found myself agreeing with him 99% of the time. One of the points he brings up that I like is the total lack of emotion. It doesn't help that the writing in the Prequel Trilogy is a complete joke compared to the Original Trilogy, and it makes you wonder what happened to George Lucas in the years following Return of the Jedi. Take for example the Luke vs Vader fight. There's a lot of emotion going into this fight. Luke doesn't want to fight Vader and really just wants to turn him back to the Light Side. He doesn't fight to kill and even deactivates his lightsaber right in front of his father. He just keeps trying to convince his father that he does have good in him, and only goes in to try and kill Vader when Vader rustles his jimmies regarding his sister. But even after disarming his father and being goaded by Emperor Sheev to kill Vader and become his new Right Hand, Luke instead tosses his lightsaber to the side and pledges his full allegiance to the Jedi. After an enraged Emperor Sheev tries to kill him, Vader has an inner turmoil in his head about whether he should help out his sour, grumpy master or save his Gary Sue son. He ends up turning on Sheev and tosses him down the hole. SAYONARA SHEEV. To add up to this, we have a musical number and emotional tone that helps set the mood. You can tell that Luke doesn't want to fight and keeps holding back to prevent his own fall to the Dark Side while pulling his father back. Then compare it to....this. Emotionless and dull. Yes, the fight is much better choreographed. But holy shit I don't know how something could look so cool but be completely empty and devoid of any emotion. Seriously, the lead-up to the fight isn't foreboding, and neither does it build tension like in the Luke vs Vader fight. It literally goes like this: Obi-Wan: "Anakin you're being bad." Anakain: "Obi-Wan I hate you." Obi-Wan: "Okay, let's fight." That's it. Obi-Wan doesn't even fucking try to convince Anakin to come back to the Light, he goes after Anakin with the intent to kill him, scolds him like a child, then proceeds to fight him. For 9 fucking minutes they just wave their lightsabers around, do a balancing act on a pipe as thin as Tara Reid, and have an irrelevant shouting match over a lava stream. I'll give credit, Obi-Wan actually admitted he failed Anakin. But that's the only emotional connection that we could remotely feel in that fight. Otherwise, it was just two guys fighting each other. Another thing: Are we really supposed to be seeing two friends fighting? I don't see that. Throughout all three movies, Anakin and Obi-Wan just seem to do nothing but fire pot shots at each other and get pissed off at one another. Sure they share a couple jokes, but that's it. All of their "We're best friends" stuff happens off-screen in between the movies. disqus.
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« on: April 18, 2015, 02:06:52 PM »
I thought it was a dead nigger.
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« on: April 17, 2015, 11:34:31 PM »
And oh my God he still looks boring. 
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« on: April 17, 2015, 12:25:41 PM »
*Movie goes through third or fourth round of showing a night of cameras going around the house showing nothing* "Movie is REALLY trying my patience with this shit."
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« on: April 16, 2015, 10:26:55 PM »
Who will win the final battle?
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« on: April 16, 2015, 03:23:44 PM »
IS IT HAPPENING? 
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« on: April 15, 2015, 11:45:08 PM »
Well?
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« on: April 13, 2015, 04:31:34 PM »
So we have spareribs for sale at $1.97 a pound, which is a nice deal for a big stack of ribs. However whenever we get them out out, they get sold out fairly quick.
Some Mexican dude came in wondering if we had any. I politely told him "No". I guess he couldn't take that for am answer, so he kept asking if we did "rainy day checks".
Now if yiu don't know, a rainy day check is when if we do not have an item that's on sale in our current stock, the customer can ask to buy it at a later date if we get it and the sale is over.
Walmart does not do that, as I politely informed him. That just infuriated him and he was screaming at me to get him a rainy day check for the ribs, even closing in on me. His daughter and wife held him back thankfully because I didn't feel like song my job over this moron.
I hate people
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« on: April 09, 2015, 02:07:31 AM »
All hail Grover of the House Muppet, the first of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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« on: April 09, 2015, 02:01:18 AM »
Just curious.
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